So the bands were doing their sound checks and all, Mike and Tony kind of yelling at the guy who owns the place..or something I don't know I got broed listening to them. We were in Michigan and it wasn't too bad. Gabe was playing with the dogs and Lana. I sat with Bill..Will..whatever,William,Sisky,and Ryan just talking.
"How do you get your hair to be so fluffy and full of volume?" I asked William boredly.
"Oh,well I shampoo twice,and use this really awesome volumizing shampoo. Then afterwards,I put some oil on it,rinse it off, then when I step out I put moose on it and stick my head out the window so it's that natural air dry." He laughed.
"Oh,dude I should so try that."
"You should,it'll do wonders! I mean,I gave that tip to Victoria and look how her hair came out!" He pointed to Victoria sitting with Butcher in a golf car. One of Fall Out Boy's buses got a flat tire,so Andy and Patrick were the only ones of the two here. We had to wait for them,and that was going to take a long time for them to get here,to a point where the show my have to be tomorrow.
"Hey,how come you never ask me about my fantastic hair?" Sisky sighed running his hand over it.
"Because I don't want to cut off all my hair..?"
"Yeah but,it's like glistening." I stared at his hair and my eyes widened." Dude something moved in there." I lied.
"WHAT!?" He yelled,I elbowed Ryan to play along. "Oh shit dude there's something in there." Ryan lied as well. Sisky got up and started running away screaming and smacking his head.
"He's going to steal something of yours now you know that right?" Willia mlaughed.
"Eh,what could he possibley steal that he hasn't already?"
"This!"He took the scrunchie out of my hair and started running away laughing.
"..That." Ryan said.
"Har har,real funny." I stuck my tongue out at them. "So how's Brendon being a parent going? He's not too bad at it right?" William asked.
"Well..." I started chewing on my finger and thought about everything. "I guess he's doing alright,kind of spoils Lana..but I guess he's doing fine."
"Yay!" William grinned and Ryan chuckled,a few mintues later Gabe came over and sat with us,panting."Where's Lana?"
"I left her..with Patrick...Lex..she kicked my fucking ass."
"Why?"
"Well..I was play fighting with Victoria,and Lana wanted to play. So I told her to hit her hardest,and ,she punched my knee and I fell,...dude..she hits hard." William,Ryan,and I started laughing.
"It's not funny man! That hurt!"
"Alex Alex!" Lana ran over running with Patrick following her in tow. Gabe shrieked and ran behind Bill hiding.
"Yeah?" I chuckled.
"I kicked Gabe's Ass!"
"..what?"
"I kicked his ass!"
"..Where'd you learn to say ass?"
"Gabe."
William turned to Gabe and Gabe was smiling innocent. He smacked him and Gabe whimpered. "Well,that is not a nice word to say Lana. How about you go teach Gabe that its not nice to say bad words?"
"Sure." She ran over to Gabe and Gabe started darting out of the room,Lana giggling and running after him,Patrick shaking his head and running after the two.
"I think she's spending too much time with Gabe and Patrick." Ryan laughed.
"Yeah seriously,if she drops the fuck bomb,Brendon's got some english language skills to teach her." Bill joked.
"Speaking of sex,where's Brendon anyways?" Ryan questioned.
"Doing some thing with TAI TV with Jack and Jon,,I don't know why though." We nodded and a few minutes later Jack appeared filming.
"Here we have Ryan Ross,William Beckett,and A chick unknown to us."
"That's not cool." I glared.
"Then do introduce yourself to the new TAI TV viewers."
"Why?"
"Because..you HAVE to be aquainted with TAI TV if you're going to be on tour with us." Jon reasoned holding up a camera,pictures,nice.
"Can't you go film the little rugrat kicking Gabe's ass?"
"No we're waiting till he gets kicked in the crotch to film. SO,introductions please." Jon smiled.
"Ugh,Alex Corber,from Brendon's house." I stuck my tongue out at the camera.
"And what do we happen to be doing now?"
"Asking each other why Brendon is on TAI TV" William answered.
"Because I fucking can be man! BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN BE!"Brendon yelled. William nodded and sipped his coke,while spinning his finger on the side of his head gesturing that Brendon was a retard.
"So what is this oen going to be a gag reel of introductions?" I asked.
"Actually I was just filming for keepsakes but that sounds like a good idea." Jack answered.
"Now,group picture before we move on to ass kicking of the purple giant." Jon demanded. Brendon ran over and sat on Brendon's lap, I moved and sat beside Bill,and we gave the camera the peace signs.
"Great now lets go!" Jack started running to where the terrible three went.
"If you want hr to kick his balls just tell her to!" Ryan yelled.
"But don't say balls! Just show her where!" I echoed him.
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Later on when we were all eating lunch..
"My balls are on fire.." Gabe groaned sitting beside Ryland. I started choking on my chicken sandwhich, Victoria patted my back,and I sipped the water. "Dude?! Was that really nescessary?"
"Yes,that little girl kicks hard!" He whined pointing to Lana,who was eating a hotdog with her fork...don't ask why.
"Wells,Jon told me too,so did Patrick so I dids it."
"So you do everything they tell you to do!?" Gabe question.
"Yeah!" She smiled. Jon started laughing,along with Patrick. Ryland dug into his cup and pulled out three ice cubes,handing them to Gabe. Gabe smiled and stuffed the ice cubes down his pants.
"Geez Gabe,there's children here." Ryan mocked.
"Speaking of children,are we gonna' play the show today?" Andy asked.
"No I don't think we can,since a certain two people..Joe and Pete,have yet to make it,so nope." Mike answered. Andy shook his head and continued eating his veggie nuggets.
"Plus we couldn't play today anyways.."
"Why not?!" Sisky yelled.
"Because it's tomorrow and not today.." Mike quietly answered,laughing to himself. Everyone groaned and threw lettuce at him. "Hey!"
"This woulda been nicer to hear before!"
"Ya man,we coulda gone and done something we all wanted to." Chiz answered.
"I could've been driving for hours in search of a Wal-Mart!" Victoria glared.
"Oh can we go to one!? I want some granola.." I laughed.
"Sure,anyone else for a Wal-Mart run?" She questioned. Gabe nodded,not wanting to be left with Lana. Gabe ran away to the car,while Victoria waited for me.
"Okay Lana,don't kick anyone else okay?"
"Got it!"
"And..behave for Patrick or whoever you decided to bother,got that?" She nodded and continued eating. "Peace out bi--I mean..people." I said.
"Here,take my phone in case." Brendon said tossing me his sidekick.
"What the fuck am I going to do with a god damn sidekick?" I asked.
"..Text.." Ryan shrugged. I rolled my eyes and followed Victoria to the car where Gabe was drumming on teh steering wheel.
"Yeah! Are we ready to steal some shit!?"
"Heeelll yeeaahh" Victoria answered.
~*~
At Wal-Mart, gabe was playing with the toy animals. Victoria and I were checking out the DVDs. "Theres nothing on that tour bus anymore..we lost all of them.." She sighed.
"How?"
"Tossing them out windows."
"Ohh..sounds nice.." I laughed, I was checking out the seasons 1&2 pack of Supernatural.
"Thats' what you want?" She asked. "Yeah,but that shit's 80 dollars,and-"
"So?"
"..I dont' want to come down with a case of the spoileds because Brendon could get whatever DVD he wanted." Victoria shrugged and I picked out a random season of Law And Order Special Victims Unit.
"Ahh,Patrick loves that show."
"really? I think SVU Is the best."
"I'm pretty sure he only likes the regular one."
"What a shame,this one is the shit,and focuses more on the crime and capture,rather than the court case."
I got my one DVd, Victoria grabbed like ten,of old horror films that she said I could watch with her one day,black and white films are the shit. Gabe was still playing with the toys.
"Dude." I glared.
"What!?"
"The ice melted and I think you pissed yourself." Victoria laughed. Gabe looked down and shook his head. " I knew I should've gone before we left the house."
"But we didn't leave the house...we left a stadium."
"Oh.." Gabe shrugged and took out the horsehead on a stick toy and started riding it around the store spanking himself.
"Hold on hold on let me get the camera." Victoria said. She reached into her bag nad pulled it out,filming Gabe riding around,and the store grabbing the attention of a few fans. Gabe eventually started running and he tripped over the stick,landing face first on the cold tile. I started laughing and he got up,saying he was fine.
After I grabbed a canister of just granola,we paid for our stuff and left ,jaming out to Smile For the Paparazzi,and the rest of Viva La Cobra! (I can't do that other exclamation point :()
We got back and the venue was empty. Seriously,there was no one inside the stadium,no one in the buses,no one outside.
"Oh shit I think they all died." GAbe mumbled.
"Hey,we get all their stuff now right?" I asked,Gabe nodded. "I'm taking Patrick's hats then!"Sudennyl,Sisky came storming by on a scooter,followed by Butcher on a skateboard,Bill, on a skateboard as well. Everyone else filed into golf carts.
"Umm..w.hat are they doing?" Victoria asked.
"Trying to catch Sisky,Butcher,and Bill I guess?"
"Oh..nice.." she mumbled. "Want to watch some movies in the bus then?"
I nodded and we walked into Cobra's bus,surprised at the sight before us. Lana and Brendon were both lying on the floor sleeping,holding on to the giant toy dog Ryan had gotten her...except Brendon was sucking his thumb. "Now that's a cute,yet awkward sight." Gabe chuckled,he turned off the t.v,after watching spongebob and Patrick sing and dance for three minutes. They climbed onto Panic's bus with me and Victoria put "Fright Night" into the dvd player.
"Yo we need some snacks dude." Gabe announced before the movie started. "YOu should've gotten some at Wal-Mart" I laughed opening the box of granola.
"I didn't know we'd watch it now! And Granola as a movie snack!? Come on man." He took the canister,box,whatever, away from me after I had grabbed a handful,closed it,and threw it in the fridge. I glared downing the handful and flipped him off. "I like that healthy snack thank you.what do you want tofu popcorn?"
"Ew,no,like..some tortilla shits or something."
"..Tortilla shits?" Victoria laughed. Gabe started laughing too "I mean chips!"
"Uh huh,sure you did." I laughed. He got up and started throwign stuff out of the cabinets until he found the bag of chips he had. He grinned and got a bottle of water out and sat back down. "Thanks for getting us stuff." Victoria snickered.
"oh! My bad,what do you guys want?"
"Cheetos...and vault.."I answered "I think I'll have the same." Victoria nodded,Gabe brought three bags of cheetos and two bottles of Vault."Here,I know you fatass will go through those chips like that." He grinned snapping his fingers. Victoria opened the bag and threw a cheeto at his face.
"Woo Yeah you go boy!" Gabe hollered four mintues into the movie when Amy told Charlie to get into bed.
"Shut up you dick!" I glared."This is inapppropriate for you!" He yelled covering my eyes when she took her shirt off. Kind of reliefed,I didn't need to see that either. He removed his hand when she put her shirt back on and left.
I curled into a ball watching the movie,eating the cheetos and sipping soda quietly,Gabe was loudly munching on his chips. The vampire just pulled a pencil out of his hand and turned. I jumped and winced watching him do that. Gabe smirked sitting between the two of us,saying "I'll be here in case you two little ladies get scared."
Gabe simply jumped when the phone rang,and was clinging onto Victoria. "You pussy!" She cackled.
"Gabe if you do that to me I'll kill you." I chuckled seeing Evil Ed move to bite Charlie. "Holy skittles!" I jumped when Jerry turned up behind Ed. Gabe patted my head and returned to the screen."Another inappropriate scene.." Gabe mumbled placing his hand over my eyes as Jerry felt up Amy. I shook my head and got started on the third bag of cheetos Victoria and I were sharing."Knew you fatasses would eat all three bags,," Gabe mumbled. Victoria smacked him with her slightly long nails and he yelped thinking he was going to die.
"Sex scenecover your eyes!" Gabe announced shielding my eyes. This is starting to get annoying now.."That's teenage rape!STatutory rape even!" I mumbled."And that is kinky.." Gabe laughed seeing the vampire bite amy. He moved his hands and I punched him so he'd stop covering my eyes. Gabe had his arms lying on the head of the sofa,surrounding me and Victoria. "Yo if some Vampire pops into this bus right now you chicks are screwed because I'm bolting the fuck out."
"Thanks Gabe.."
"Anytime Victoria but if you get bit,I'll get bit too so you don't feel lonely." He laughed.
"You mean like Vincent just left?" I asked watching Vincent bolt out of there the minute Charlie was knocekd away. Gabe nodded, "You dick." I glared.
I cringed seeing the wolf die,Gabe did as well. Not nice seeing dead wolves right in front of you. "Ew christ thats disturbing..."I mumbled. I looked away and Victoria and Gabe started giggling.
"That's not cool!" I mumbled.
"Victoria's seen this too many times to care anymore." Gabe laughed. I looked up and saw the blood flowing out of Ed's wound.
"I'm going to vomit myCheetos.." Victoria sighed watching Jerry's friend melt into a pile of green goo.
"Ditto.." I sighed holding my stomach. It's been about an hour, and I'm assuming everyone was still playing outside. That's good,if one of them popped in during the movie I would be screaming my lungs out.
"HOly fuck!" Gabe and I screamed as Jerry flew in through the window. I cowered in his sweater and he kept screaming.
"You two babies get over it!?" Victoria said slapping us. We straightened up and continued watching the movie.
"Dat bitch is crazy.." Gabe mumbledwatching Amy changed and attack Charlie.
~*~
"Well that was a fantastic movie,I will not be sleeping anytime soon!" I said stretching. Victoria chuckled and so didFabe."And what are you laughing at? You screamed too!"
"..A manly scream..." Gabe mumbled heading for the door. We were all going to walk out when a very tired looking Pete,with eyelienr everywhere popped up. Gabe and I screamed bloody murder and ran into the back lounge. I slipped and immediately got back up running and locking the door,
"I refuse to die by a bloodsucker! it's painful!" I yelled. Gabe picked upa guitar hero guitar and readied it like a bat.
"What is that going to do?!" I yelled. The vampire started banging on the door and you could hear Victoria laughing from the other side. "IT's just Pete guys chill!"
"It's not Pete it's afucking monster!"
"I resent that!" Pete hissed. I walked over and unlocked the door,then ran back to the corner. Gabe stood in front of the door and Pete opened it smiling. "Dude chill!"
"Oh..um..sorry pete."
I peeked out from behind Gabe and shook my hea.d "You lookl ike hell man." I told him.
"You too,screaming and running like a little girl!"
"I am a girl!"
"Oh..yeah..Gabe you screamed like a bitch too." Pete laughed.
"I know man,that's how I roll that way that vampire won't come as fast when he hears me. He'll think I'mma chick and stand there all confused an' shit."
"That's a good plan Gabe.." Victoria mumbled shaking her head and walking outside. We followed her and Will popped out sweating.
"Stop popping up people it's scary!" Gabe yelled. William stared at him and shook his head.
"Yo dude,when'd you get here?" He asked Pete.
"A few minutes ago,it's surprsing how few tires you'd find for a tour bus.." He joked. Everyone laughed and I looked around,it was a little dusky for five o'clock,the sun was going to set soon.
"Someone's keeping watch for something." Victoria joked.
"Screw ..you.."
"Wanna watch another movie?"
"NO!" We yelled. Pete started laughing and I followed them to Cobra's bus. Lana was sitting on the counter sniffling and wiping away tears. Brendon was knelt down cleaning her cut on her knee.
"What did you do?!" I asked standing beside Lana and giving her a hug. "We were playing tag and she tripped."
"Well ..she is wearing sandals.." I mumbled. Lana glared and pulled my hair.
"Ohh...no.." The guys mumbled.
"Why did you pull my hair!?"
"You're mean."
"What?"
"You yell at Brendon a lot."
"She yells at everyone a lot.." Pete mumbled. I turned around and glared at him,he hid behind Victoria.
"I was just-"
"Go.away." She pouted and jumped off the counter. "My knee is fine!" She stomped off and went outside with William who said he'd play with her.
"Wow,my attitude runs in the family..." I mumbled. Pete nodded.
"Uh,sorry about that.." Brendon apologized. I simply shrugged. "Nothing new right?" I heartlessly laughed. "Besides,it's good she gets a break from me,she was starting to get a little annoying. So.How about we go play around of Halo 3? Who wants to verse me?"
"Hell I'll okay you." Gabe and I sat down on the floor starting the game. Victoria stared at em strangely,and Pete and Brendon just looked confused.
"I was expecting something along the lines of...stomp out,come back with Jon happy full of ice cream."
