An Interview With... Squad Gai!

Kin: Heyy all! How's everyone doing?
Ami: I'm good, thank you!
Kin: I was asking the audience. AUDIENCE HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
Audience: GOOD!
Ami: Alright, well, we're interviewing my squad, SQUAD GAI, tonight.
Kin: Holy marshmallows, we're going to die.
Ami: Shut up, Kin. Please welcome, Squad Gai!
Audience: **weak applause**
Ami: LOUDER APPLAUSE!!
Audience: **loud applause**
~Squad Gai enters and sits in their spots~
Kin: Hello, and welcome to the interview. How are you all doing tonight?
Gai: Fabulous!
Lee: I am fine, thank you.
Tenten: I'm good, thanks.
Neji: Tch. Fine.
Ami: Alright, we have a few questions for you. Tenten, you're up first.
Tenten: **gulps nervously** Y-yes??
Ami: Do you like Neji? And be honest. I mean, come on, we see you gawking everyday, and it's really annoying when you deny it. You seriously act like you love the guy.
Kin: **laughs** Yeah, come on, admit it!!
Tenten: OKAY FINE! I LIKE NEJI!!
Kin and Ami: **ROFL**
Kin: That took a while.
Ami: Yeah, yeah it did.
Tenten: **blushes like crazy**
Ami: Okay, next up is Neji!
Neji: **says nothing but acts like a superior snob**
Ami: Do you like Tenten, too?
Neji: **blushes lightly**
Kin: TELL US!!!
Audience: **chanting** TELL TELL TELL!!
Neji: Yes, yes I do like Tenten.
Kin and Ami: WOOHOO! **high five**
Kin: Kin and Ami create another cute couple. We're awesome.
Ami: WOOHOO!
Neji: **rolls eyes but blushes**
Ami: Alright, Lee, you're up!
Lee: I AM READY!!
Gai: Go get them, Lee!!
Kin: Lee, you remind of Spongebob.
Ami: **laughs** Anyways, Lee, quick question for you. Do you like Sakura, or is it Kin, 'cuz you seriously stare at Kin wayyy too much to just be her friend. I mean, come on. DO YOU LIKE HER?!?!
Kin: **ROFL**
Audience: **ROFL**
Lee: YES, I LIKE KIN. SHE IS PRETTY AND I LIKE HER!!
Ami: **ROFL WITH KIN**
Kin: Sorry, Lee. You're my BGF, but I don't like you like that.
Lee: It is okay. I will always like you, though.
Audience: AWW!
Ami: Okay, Gai, Kin has one for you.
Kin: Ahem. Are you a male stripper?? 'Cuz Kakashi said something about that...
Audience: **dies of laughter**
Ami: **falls over laughing**
Gai: NO I AM NOT!!
Ami: That would've been funny as hell.
Gai: I could, if you wanted.
Kin and Ami: NO NO NO PLEASE NOWE CAN'T DIE LIKE THAT!!
Audience: **ducks and covers**
Gai: Okay, okay, I won't sheesh.
Lee: IF HE WAS, I WOULD BE TOO!
Tenten: Scary, scary thought.
Neji: Ahh, the mental image, it burns!!!
Kin and Ami: **ROFL**
Kin: Okay, Tenten, are you secretly jealous of someone?
Tenten: Yes.
Kin: Who???
Tenten: Sakura. All the boys think she's sooo pretty,but never pay any attention to me! **pouts**
Neji: I think you're pretty.
Kin and Ami: AWWWWWW!
Audience: AWW!
Gai: GO NEJI GO!
Lee: What about me, Gai-sensei?
Gai: Kin already said no, Lee.
Ami: **laughs** Poor Lee.
Kin: Okay, Neji, what other girl would you go out with if Tenten wasn't the one for you?
Neji: Honestly? Ami.
Ami: **chokes on water** Really?
Neji: Yeah, but I love Tenten. She is my secret lover.
Ami: It's not a secret.
Neji: Oh.
Ami: Okay, Lee, here's one for you.
Lee: I AM READY!!
Ami: Is Gai your father.?
Lee: NO HE IS CLOSE, THOUGH!!
Kin: **whispers to Ami** Does that mean Gai is his mom?
Audience: **roars with laughter**
Lee and Gai: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!
Kin: Alright, well, we're out of time, but it was so nice to interview you all.
Ami: Bye, guys!
~Squad Gai Leaves~
Ami: Well, that's our interview!
Kin: We'll see you all next time!
Both: Bye!