As usual... You me, Sami, And rain are in it.
Me: DUDE!!!!!
Rain: WHAT?!
____: ._____.???
Sami: What?????
Me: WHO ATE THE LAST PIECE OF PIE!!!!!!!!!! >.<
Sami: It wasn't me.... *shifty eyes*
____: *Points at sami*
Sami: YOU TRAITOR!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULD'NT TELL!!!!!
Rain: She didn't tell.... she pointed... so how i that telling?????
Me: SO CONFUSING DAMMIT!!!! *Smacks rain* Stop trying to..um...... i forgot.... >.>
Rain: XD wait...... WHY'D YOU SMACK ME?!!!!
Me: Cuz i felt like it. *Throws a pickle at sami* THAT'S FOR THE CAKE!!!!
Sami: I THOUGHT IT WAS A PIE!!!!!
Me: I DUN CARE!!!!!!!! XD
____: *hides in corner* She won't find me here!!
Me: OH ____! WHERE ARE YOU?!!
____: CRAP! >.<
Me: >=] *looks behind couch* .________.??? Where is she???
____: >=] *pushes kelly*
Me: O.O crap *falls forward onto face* ITAI!!!!!!!
____: RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!
Rain&sami: .________. *watches kelly chase ____ all over house*
Me: *puts a bag on ____'s head*
____: I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *trips over a rock out of nowhere*
Me: Now on with the calls.... but who do we call????
Rain: LET'S CALL DOGGY MAN!!!!!!!
Sami: NO LET'S CALL...... um... FOXXY DUDE!!!!!
Me: YAH!!!!!!! FOXXY DUDE IT IS!!!!
_____: *peeks out* *puts on puppy face* I'm sowwy kewwy! I didn't mean two..
Me: T.T DAMMIT!!!! it's okay!!!! *hugs ___*
____: >=] *Jumps on kelly's back*
Me: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles flailing arm like a maniac on fire*
_____: *jumps off* BOO YA!!!!
Me: You... you... YOU PICKLE!!!!!!
Sami: Pickle?! XD
Rain: Where'd you get that??? XD
Me: Me and Sami made it up!!!!!
Rain: Who wants to call foxxy?
Only one hand goes up and everybody looks at me like i'm crazy.
Me: .________.____\
Rain: O.O
Sami: >.> she's gone crazy i tell ya... *shakes head*
______: Ya... >.<
Me: *dials phone number*
Gin: hello????
Me: AHEM... Um hello this is pizza hut ready with your order of 1,000,000 Combo and pineapple pizzas ready for pick up.
Gin: O.O i didn't order pizza..
Me: that's what everyone says. You owe us a total of (making this up) 5,000,000 yen.
gin: Who's us?? *trying to change the subject*
Me: Um my other three hobo buddies and me!!!!
Gin: Okay..
Rain: BE NICE OR WE SPIT IN YOUR FOOD!!
Sami: AND YOU OWE US!!!
____: You have seven days
Gin: Until what?
Me: UNTIL WE SEND A MURDERER AFTER YOU!!!!!!!
Gin: AHHH!!!!!!! *Shrieks like a little girl*
Me: XD DUDE!! you scream like a little girl!!!!
Rain: SO TRUE!!!!
Sami: LOL!!!!!
____: I'm serious. You have seven days.
gin: WTF!!!!! AIZEN!!!! PLEASE PROTECT ME!!!!
In the BG: "GET OFF OF ME GIN!!!! I HAVE TO DUCK TAPE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE BACK ON!!!!!!
Me: XD
Sami: X)
Rain: LMAO
____: >.> If he doesn't pay up i'm gonna send stewie after him saying "Where's ___'s money?!!?!"
Me: She takes it serious... XD
Rain: Nobody takes it serious anymore...
Sami: Yep.
Gin: Um..i can only pay you a penny right now because i...i...gave my money to charity?
Me: DON'T LIE TO US!!!! WE KNOW YOUR NOT BROKE!!!!!!
Gin: DAMMIT!! X(
Me: dude...why do you never open your eyes???
Gin: CUZ I DUN WANNA!!!! XP
Me: >=[ I swear i'm gonna go over there and pry open your eyes!!!!
Gin: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *does another girly shriek* WTF!!!!
Me: He...started... crying???
Gin: TT.TT Dun pry open ma eyes please!!!
Rain: gives us one good reason.
Gin: I wil...um... kill you if you do?
Sami: We have a rabid dog ready to eat you.
Gin: O.O
Me: HE OPENED HIS EYES!!!!!
Gin: -_- NUUUU!!!!!!! i didn't! X(
Sami: Dammit...he closed them.
Rain: Just freak him out and he'll open it.
Gin: *hangs up*
Me: >=[ Did he just hang up on me?
____: *nod*
Me: That little muther- *mouth get's covered*
Rain: How did you get here?
Me: MGMGTINRFODNIDONSRFBFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: You should really watch your tongue kelly it might get you in trouble one day.
me: >=X *bites urahara's hand*
Urahara: OW!!!!!! WTF?!
Me: I was going to kill FOXXY FACE SO MOVE IT!!!
Urahara: Why?? .________.
Me: BECAUSE HE HUNG UP ON ME THAT LITTLE- *mouth gets duck taped*
Rain: So why are you here?
Urahara: .________. is it okay if i borrow five bucks?
sami: For what?
Urahara: Ichigo challenged me in guitar hero
____: Ichigo did?
Urahara: *nods*
____: Well kelly's piggy bank is up in her room so.....
Urahara: That all i needed to know! ^-^
ME: INUFBUBUBSIBFUBWUSBUFBUJ!!!!!!!! *Rips duck tape off* URAHARA!!!!!!!!!!
Urahara: Crap. .____. *runs*
Me: god now i forgot what i was gonna do... >.<
Rain: I'm bored...again.
___: Let's call..um.. who??
Sami: I dunno..
Me: SOI FONG-TAICHO!!!!!!!
Rain: Why???
Me: Because >=P *Dials number*
???: Hello?
me: May i speak with your taicho?
???: I'm sorry but she's trying to kill one of her subordinates because they stuffed a weasel in in her haori. (the super awesome cape the captains wear!!!)
Me: XD she found the weasel!
???: Do you have something to do with it?
Me: NU...at least not close....
???: Fine. Here speak with the taicho.
Soi fong: Hello?
Me: YOU WILL BE CUUUURRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDDDD IF YOU DON'T DROP AND THEN ROLL ON THE GROUND YELLING "PURPLE WURPLE NURPLE WORM DORM" FIFTY TIMES!!
Soi fong: OH NOES!!!! *does what i tell her* *takes breathe* now what??
Rain: GO GIVE KUROTSHUCHI A WEDGY AND SAY HE'S A SUPER NERRRRRRRRRD!
Soi fong: *gives kurotshuchi wedgy* and now what???
Sami: Go Sing The barney theme song to every other taicho!!!!
___: And rub old man yama's head for good luck!!!!
Soi fong: YES I WILL!!!! *go does things*
Me: Kill yourself. >=]
Soi fong: HECKS NO!!!!
Me: THEN YOU ARE CCCUUUUUURRRSSSSSSEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >=P
Soi fong: T.T I'm cursed.....
Rain: LMAO! Fien to remove the curse you must... um...
Sami: Pick your nose and stick all of your boogers to kuchiki-taicho!
____: and, You must go pull out Kurotshuchi's ear and scream in his ear that he's a dummy bear!
Me: AND!!!! You must kick him where the sun don't shine and yell NERRRRRRDDDDDDDYYYYY SHOW OFF!!!!!!
Soi fong: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!
Me: *gasp* you forgot to salute! -__ _\
Soi fong: -__ _\ aye aye captain!
Sami: -__ _\
Rain: -__ _\
____: -__ _\
Me: Call back when you are finished you low life scally wag or whatever pirates say... >.>
