Tamaki then hurriedly left the curtained room with a scream,
“Well I suppose I should inform Haruhi of the real plan now” Kyouya said quietly, as he started towards the curtained room.
“The real plan? What would the real plan happen to be?”
“All the doctors and nurses are from my family’s hospital, so I was able to arrange for Haruhi to meet with a ‘special male student nurse’ who has been informed of the situation in a private room” Kyouya explained as he continued walking.
“And let me guess...” I began slyly.
“The reason you didn’t inform anyone of this in the beginning is because you wanted revenge for being called a homo side character as well, right?” I inquired.
“Precisely” Kyouya replied with a smirk as he entered the curtained room.
---x
“It’s true!” a girl exclaimed in hysterics causing Kyouya, Mori, Honey and I to stop walking and turn around.
“There was a doctor that grabbed my shoulders-” continued the same girl.
“And tried to do something improper!” she finished, as a nurse patted her back in attempt to comfort her.
As she sobbed she added, “And I tried resisting!”
“My, how scary!” another girl added.
“I wonder if it’s a pervert?” questioned the other.
“We need to be careful in early spring!” announced another girl.
“So I was right after all…” Kyouya said, bringing a hand to his chin.
“After all~?” questioned Honey.
“That guy we just saw?” I questioned, more to Kyouya then anyone else.
Nodding he continued, “Although he was wearing a white coat, he definitely wasn’t from our hospital…”
“So I did think it was weird…”
“Then say so already!” The twins interrupted, a bit perturbed.
“Oh well, security guards will get him right away” Kyouya said without worry.
“And where did this pervert head?” asked a guy.
“Ahh. He went towards the special male students nurse’s office” answered a girl.
The special male student’s nurse’s office?
Isn’t that where….
“Haruhi…!” The Host Club members and I all chorused.
---x
“Tama-chan kick!” Tamaki exclaimed, leaping up and kicking open the curtains that held Haruhi and the pervert behind them.
In result, the familiar looking guy in the white coat (aka the ‘pervert’) went flying into the wall.
“One. The beautiful looks that attract attention” the Hitachiin twins chorused causing Haruhi to look up in shock.
“Two. The fearless rich men….” Kyouya continued coolly.
“Three. The gentleman-ship that….” Mori added, actually using his vocal cords for once.
“Cannot overlook the evil in this world” Honey finished Mori’s sentence, as he looked scary and oddly serious.
Tamaki then threw his white shirt over Haruhi’s head,
“We, the Ouran Host Club…” Tamaki continued.
“Have now come forth!” he and the rest of the club continued.
“Um, go team?” I added since I felt I should say something.
Yeah, that was a total moment killer right there…
But even so, the ‘pervert’ began to tremble in fear.
“P-Please, spare my life!” he exclaimed bowing low to the ground.
---x
“I run a small clinic in the neighboring town” began the man sadly.
He seemed to look more and more familiar and I was sure I knew someone who also ran a small clinic in the neighboring town…
“My name is Yabu”
“Yo! His name is Yabu, man. Yabu!” one of the twins exclaimed.
“Wow…” said the other twin.
“They really exist, don’t they?” continued the twin.
Quack?
Ahh. I know who he is now!
“Dr. Yabu!” the twins chorused glancing at each other.
“Yeah. I really just wanted to see my daughter who left the house with my wife last month…” Dr. Yabu said somberly.
“So I came all the way to school!” he added.
“Why did your wife and daughter leave you?” Haruhi questioned him with wide eyes.
“Yeah. That’s because…” Dr. Yabu began.
He then went in to a detailed explanation of how his wife and daughter left him, of course I already knew that so I didn’t pay much attention.
“And basically like that….” He began.
“I am really bad at managing my clinic…” he continued.
“And I can’t say no to other people…
So they got tired of a life filled with debt…” he finished bowing his head in shame.
Everyone else was like “W.T.F.”
“I just…want to see my daughter once more, and so getting hit by rain…and getting lost…and finally reaching this school…” he added pitifully.
“But for some reason they’ve mistaken me for a physical examination doctor…” he said, kind of confused.
No, now why would people do that?
“Well duh, you’re wearing a white coat” one of the twins mumbled.
“Anyone would mistake you for a doctor” the other twin added.
“And in the end…” he began, as he had a flashback about that girl mistaking him for a pervert.
“When I asked for my daughter, she screamed…!” he ended as he cried.
“-and I ended up being a fugitive!” he added, still crying.
“Oh, how unfortunate!” Tamaki cried, feeling sorry for the doctor.
I’ve had enough of this…
“Baka!” I exclaimed, crossing my arms over my chest.
Of course that caused everyone to look at me.
“You’ve obviously come to the wrong school” I concluded.
The doctor stared at me for a moment, probably thinking that I was familiar to him.
“Yes, could it be…” began Kyouya drawing attention to himself.
“That the school you’re looking for is the public school Ourin High School?”
“Yes, and?” asked the doctor completely clueless.
“This is Ouran Academy!” I exclaimed in a “duh” tone.
“-not your daughter’s school” Kyouya continued for me.
Dr. Yabu looked utterly shocked.
“You didn’t even know what school your daughter goes to?” Kyouya questioned in disappointment.
“Maybe they got tired of that aspect of you, instead of the debts” Kyouya concluded.
“Kyo-chan~! You actually figured out he was looking in the wrong school!” Honey said, obviously impressed.
“There’s no way a daughter from such a small clinic-” began Kyouya.
“Could attend this school, right?” he asked.
At that, Haruhi and I glared at him.
“But also…” one of the twins started.
“How is it that Maid-san figured it out as well?” the other twin said curiously.
Everyone turned to me for my answer, “It’s because Megumi-chan’s his daughter, ne?” I replied vaguely.
At this the doctor turned his full attention to me.
He studied me for a moment and then,
“Ahh. Would you be…” he began searching for a name.
“Mamimi-chan?” he asked curiously.
“Mimi-chan” I corrected with a nod.
“So what, you know each other?” one of the twins asked.
“My records show that Mimi-san attended Ourin high school before she came here” Kyouya answered smartly.
“So you went to school with his daughter, ne Mimi-chan~?” Honey asked cutely.
“If I remember correctly, she’s my daughter’s good friend” Dr Yabu said bringing a hand to his chin.
“One of her only friends…” I mumbled, a bit forlorn.
“What do you mean?” doctor Yabu asked.
Oh great, it’s my turn to ramble.
“Megumi-chan gets made fun of a lot because of him” I said pointing at the doctor.
“Having a father who’s known as Dr. Quack isn’t too good for your popularity” I continued.
“But I stood up for her and became one of her only friends; her other friends being Mika, and Daichi” I finished swiftly.
Dr. Yabu then looked even more depressed at that.
“It’s no use! She’s surely given u-“ began the doctor quite downcast.
“Okay then~” Tamaki began as he stood up, rudely interrupting Dr. Yabu.
“Kyouya, please prepare a map with directions to the public school in the neighboring town for this person” Tamaki requested pointing at doctor Yabu.
“Very well” Kyouya replied.
Haruhi, Dr. Yabu, and I looked stunned.
---x
From the window the Host Club and I waved at Dr. Yabu’s retreating figure.
“You sure this is fine?” one of the twins asked with his hands stuffed in his pockets.
“Because…even if they met he’s still given up on by his daughter.” The other twin continued.
“I don’t think so…” I muttered quietly with a smile, recalling how much Megumi seemed to love her parents; even if her dad did embarrass her and make her life hard at times.
“After all, that’s something for him to ascertain himself” Tamaki said, surprisingly thoughtful.
Haruhi gasped a bit as a white kite above the clock tower rose higher and higher in the sky.
“Excuse me, everybody” Haruhi called a few minutes later.
“Could you get out please?” she finished a bit rudely.
The guys looked stunned, like they didn’t realize that Haruhi needed to continue her physical examination.
“Haruhi?! Are you still angry at me?!” Tamaki exclaimed as he backed up a bit.
“Don’t tell me you’re going to quit the Host Club?!” he exclaimed in disbelief.
“I have to continue my physical examination, right?” Haruhi questioned sweetly.
Looking back at the guys, she smiled and said “As a male student.”
Tamaki was shaking, it seemed as though he was going to cry; perhaps tears of joy?
“Ah, but I’m not doing this for the food” she added.
“But because I want to repay my debt” she finished with a smile.
A splash of pink appeared on Tamaki’s cheeks,
That moment seemed content, or it did until-
“Haruhi, you’re too cute<3!” Tamaki exclaimed hugging her tightly.
“You just really want to eat Ootoro” Tamaki said slyly, still hugging her.
Not that I cared, or anything.
Tamaki can hug whoever he wants, honestly.
“-but that part of you that’s hiding this fact is…kind of awesome!” Tamaki exclaimed overdramatically.
“Please stop it!” Haruhi exclaimed angrily.
“Ahh! Don’t touch those places!” Haruhi ordered.
“Give him the red card!” the twins exclaimed
“This guy…” I began, growing an anime vein.
“He’s the real pervert!” the twins finished.
“Who cares?! Just…GET OUT!!!!”
---x
