Interview with Haku

Me: Welcome to the blahblalblablablablbla. Yea. We're interviewing Haku!!!
Haku: Hello.
Me: Hi! So, why do you like Zabuza?
Haku: I dunno. He saved me.
Me: I see...
Slash: *Slides in, rocking out*
Me: ...
Slash: *Stand up*
Me: Um hi
Slash: Hello.
Me: what do you want?
Slash: I dunno.
Haku: Uhm...
Me: Haku, Slash. Slash, Haku.
Slash: Hi Haku
Me: So, I guess this interview is yet again ruined.
Slash: Woops sorry
Me: No but at least not by Pickle.
DarthPorpoise: What about me?
Me: You're my decoration, remember?
Darth Porpoise: Oh yeah
Pickle: WOOH!
Me: O.o
Cucumber: WOOH!
Rock Lee: HI!!!
Me: oh no
Haku: GET OUT OF HERE
Rock Lee: NEVA!
Pickle: *Jumps in Slash's mouth*
Slash: !!!!
Cucumber: *Jumps off a cliff*
Me: YAY!
Slash: *Chokes on the pickle*
Me: ...
Haku: *Pats Slash's back and the pickle pops out*
Pickle: *Flies through the air into Deathstar's mouth*
Me: EEEWUHH!! YOU WERE JUST IN SLASH'S MOUTH! *Spits it out*
Pickle: *Flies through the air into Haku's mouth*
Haku: YOU WERE JUST IN SLASH'S AND THEN DEATHSTAR'S MOUTH EEW *Spits it out*
Pickle: *Flies through the air into Rock Lee's mouth*
Slash: *Gasps*
Me: *Gasps*
Haku: Uh oh.
Rock Lee: Yum pickle! *eats it*
Slash: *Throws up in his top hat*
Me: O.o can I use your hat *Pukes in it*
Haku: Same here *Pukes in it*
Me: Rock Lee do you know that pickle was in Slash's, mine, and Haku's mouth???
Rock Lee: But it is a pickle. YUM!
Me: That's gross.
Haku: ...
Slash: ...
Me: !!!
Quizilla Pencil Thing: *Jumps off a building*
Me: That was unexpected
Haku: WOW
Slash: ?
Darth Porpoise: This just keeps gettin' better!
Me: Should we conclude?
Haku: I dunno
Me: Awww look it's little Haku

Haku: !!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?
Me: Internet.
Haku: OH...

Me: LOOK AT THIS ONE!
Haku: COOL!
Slash: wut about me?
Me: uhhmm
there...

Slash: ok *Leaves*
Me: YAY!
Haku: What?
Me: He left.
Haku: ...
Me: Nevermind.
Darth Porpoise: AHHHH!
Me: WHAAAT?
Darth Porpoise: What about a picture of me?
Me: I don't know what you look like.
Darth Porpoise: oh
Me: AND I SHALL CONCLUDE!!! THANK YOU!
LET US GO HAKU
Haku: *goes*
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