Just shut up already! [1]

Here I am in detention. It's so boring here. When I looked at Mrs. Poo Poo, she was picking her nose. All because of Riley. I raised my hand.
"Mrs. Poo Poo?"
"Yes?"
"I just went potty on the floor."
"What!" she exclaimed.
"Are you deaf? I said I just went potty all over the floor," I repeated, slowly.
She got up and called the janitor. The janitor came with a big mop and mumbled something to himself.
"If you do this again, you will be given a diaper!" He yelled at me.
"Just shut already!" I yelled back. Then I ran out the door to the bathroom to go potty. Again. On my way there, I saw Riley.
"Hi Jonathan!" Riley said.
"Get away from me you ugly thing!" I screamed.
Then I locked myself in a stall, but she came in. I didn't know Riley was a boy. OMG. A boy liked me. I'm a boy. Eeww.
Keep readin'. Thank ya. Rate. Will be continued...