Me: I have officially run out of weird, crazy, and/or psychotic ways to enter the room, so I will resort to whatever I can think of in the next four seconds.
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(Shoots through the window on a flaming Moped) Hiya people! Today I’m here with Haru & Momiji, and I’m going to annoy Haru and be annoyed by Momiji.
Momiji: Ahahahahahahaha!!! Pyon!
Haru: Knock it off, kid.
Momiji: Pyon!
Haru: STOP!!
Momiji: Pyon!
Haru: AAAGH!!
Me: Or, maybe Momiji’ll save me the trouble of annoying Haru, and annoy him for me! Ok, I should get on with Question 1! Haru, what’s your favorite animal?
Haru: Hmph. Cow.
Me: Okay.
Haru: What?! You got a problem?
Me: Oh great. Another mental one.
Haru: You wanna say that to my face?
Me: Uh…I just did.
Haru: Shut it!
Momiji: It’s fun to annoy Haru, isn’t it?
Me: Heck yeah!
Momiji: Watch. (Turns to Haru) BUNNYS!!
Haru: Will everyone SHUT UP?!
Momiji & me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Me: I’m getting the sense Haru’s feeling a little Black today.
Momiji: (does the bunny-eared happy face) Pyon!
Me: Aaaaand I can see why. What’s with that noise, anyway?
Haru: FINALLY! Someone on my side!
Momiji: Haru, why are you so annoyable?
Haru: Deal with it.
Me: I’m already dealing with it.
Momiji: BUN-NY!! BUN-NY!! BUN-NY!!
Haru & me: Oy.
Me: I’m also dealing with that. How do you deal with that? I mean, without resorting to tossing Momiji out a window?
Scary: Again with the windows!
Me: AAAHHHHHH!!!! STALKER!!!!
Scary: That’s Peacock’s line.
Me: I get peoples’ lines mixed up sometimes. You’d think that, being the sane one, I wouldn’t, but…
Scary: Gimme the script! I wanna read Question 2!
Me: Have you been stalking my interviews like Peacock?
Scary: Peacock, she’s onto us!
Me: I KNEW IT!
Haru: Whoa…Ok, back awaaaay from the freak…
Freaky: Hey, I’m the freak!
Haru: Where’d you come from?
Freaky: Blame my parents.
Haru: TMI, dude.
Momiji: (Turns to Freaky) BUNNYS!!
Freaky: SQUIRRELS MUST DIEEEE!!!!
Momiji: You hate squirrels too?
Freaky: Yup! I’m not fooled by their cute fluffiness. They will take over the world someday.
Momiji: EVIL SQUIRRELS!!
Freaky: Let’s recite the squirrel haters’ oath!
Freaky & Momiji: (begin ranting incoherently)
Me: (To Scary & Haru) what are they doing?
Haru: No idea.
Scary: Shush! Maybe they’re trying to communicate with us!
Freaky & Momiji: …to life, liberty, and the pursuit of destroying squirrels!
Me: Um, isn’t it ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’?
Freaky: Not in the squirrel haters’ oath!
Haru: What’ve you got against squirrels?
Freaky & Momiji: They’re eeeeevil!!!!
Me: …On that note, Scary, you read question 2!
Scary: Question 2! Momiji, what’s-
BANG!!
Peacock: You remember our deal from the Shigure and Hatori interview, right? I get the 2nd question! (Looks at Scary) OH GOD IT’S THE STALKER!!!!
Me: Oh, here we go again with the stalker thing.
Peacock: (Runs in circles) STALKER!!!
Me: God, you’re messed up.
Scary: As I was saying, Momiji, what’s your favorite animal?
Momiji: BUNNY!!! I LIKE BUNNYS!!!
Me: ‘Bunnys’. You do know you spelled bunnies wrong, right?
Momiji: BUN-NY!! BUN-NY!!! BUN-NY!!
Me: Well, that’s gotta be the most annoying thing I’ve seen in awhile.
Tiki: (Shoots through wall) Even more annoying than me?
Me: No, not quite that annoying. Oh yeah, my line. TIKI! QUIT BREAKIN’ STUFF!
Tiki: I LIKE EGGSHELLS!!
Peacock: Ok then. Question 3! (Steals script from Scary) Haru, what’s your favorite color?
Haru: Black… and white…
Me: The unresponsive gothicness… IT BURNS!!!
Haru: It…burns? And I am not Goth!
Me: LIES! FILTHY LIES!!
Haru: I’m not!
Me: If you’re not Goth, then what are you, a princess?
Freaky: There’s an interesting picture.
Me: Haru, what’s that on your head? You get your hair dyed a different color again?
Haru: What? I don’t dye my hair, morons.
Peacock: Yeah, I don’t think that’s his hair.
Schmieder: Agaaaaa!!!
Me: Oh, lovely.
Haru: What’s it? Get it off me!
Freaky & Me: (Pull Schmieder off Haru’s head)
Peacock: Why do you need to drool on someone’s head every time you interrupt the interview?
Schmieder: MY LEADER IS A JELLYBEAN!!
Freaky: Alrighty then. No more coffee for you.
Haru: At least she’s not as bad as the midget over there… (points at Momiji)
Ed Elric: (from far away) WHO’RE YOU CALLIN’ SHORT?!
Me: Whoa, where’d that come from?
Peacock: Must be the damn air conditioning vents.
Tiki: Me wanna read next question!
Me: Peacock, give the script to the idiot.
Peacock: We’re all idiots. Which one?
Me: Tiki, you imbecile!
Peacock: (Stares at Freaky)
Me: Little to the left.
Peacock: (Moves to the right)
Me: Other left, Peacock.
Peacock: (Gives script to Tiki)
Me: You must be so proud. …and they call me the stupid one?
Peacock: I’d like to thank the Academy…
Me: All right, it’s not that big of a deal! Tiki, read the question!
Tiki: Aye Aye, Captain Loudmouth! Question 4! Momiji, what’s your favorite color?
Momiji: YEL-LOW!! YEL-LOW!!! YEL-LOW!!!! (Hops up and down)
Freaky: The kid’s got too much energy. He’s tickin’ me off.
Me: Dear God, you sounded exactly like Scary when you said that.
Freaky: I’m not a vampire freak.
Scary: I heard that! What, do think I’m deaf?
Me: Freaky thinks?
Scary: Oh, God. Just give me the script, you stupid…
Tiki: (Gives script to Scary) Why? I just read the last question.
Schmieder: I call 2nd question next time!
Scary: No, I do!
Schmieder: You read a question this time! I called shotgun!
Peacock: Shotgun? I love that game!
Me: …Tune in next week for the Ayame interview.
Freaky: HOLY CRAP, IT’S GONNA BE EPIC.
