"can't we start now?" asked Blackheart. "no we can't. the star of the show hasn't arrived yet! so hold you horses you crazy Bolshevik!" you said heatedly. "i am not a Bolshevik! i'm a demon." Blackheart said childishly. "whatever. what's the difference between a rain storm and an elephant with a stubbed toe??" you asked "i don't know," he replied. "one pours with rain and the outher roars in pain," you said, while watching the out house. Blackheart burst out laughing. "i didn't knw you had a sense of humor!" he said between gales. "there's a lot you don't know about me," you said. "like what?" he asked. "what's my favorite color?" you asked. "blue" was his reply. "wrong! it's red, you ninny!" you said playfully smacking him on the shoulder. "what color are my eyes?" you said, closing both eyes. "some would say their plain old green. but say, the rims are of the deepest forest green, while much of the iris is a vivid emerald. but, around your pupils, is a green that resembles the greenest leaves," he said. "i would have settled for plain green," you said. "im surprised. you knew my eye color so well," you said. i love you. what do you expect?" he asked. "are you just saying that?" you asked. "no. i really love you," Blackheart said. he turned and loked at you, emotion shining brightly in his eyes. "now that you mention it, i think i'm falling in love with yu too," you said, shyly. "then kiss me," Blackheart said. "oh, what the hell?" you said and you kissed him. when he kissed you back, it was the hottest, most passionate kiss you had ever felt. when the kiss finally ended, you were all shakey and just plain giddy. "i think i just finished falling in love with you, Blackheart," you said breathily. just then and explosion filed the air with debris. time to go," you said. you turned to look at the rubble and saw Damien looking right at you. "okay he saw us," you said as you rode away. "next out house?" he asked. "next out house," you agreed. this went on for several hours and finally, you had tossed the contract at Damien. "this is the contract of Black Hand Ranch. all of you COME TO ME!!!" Damien cried. "it's time," you said as the blackened souls of the long dead apporached Damien and went into his body. yes. go all ghost rider on him!" Blackheart said. "fine," you replied and transformed. "i am Legion for we are many," came the distorted voice of Damien. "legion my fat, cellulite covered ass!" you said in your ghost rider voice."you cannot destroy us!" said Legion/Damien. "yes i can! if Johnny Blaze can do it, so can i!" you said confidently.
And so the battle begins
