Episode Thirteen: Bye-Bye
I heard the rooster crow in the distance. I yawned and opened my eyes.
"Grr?"
I looked to my left to see Scuzzlebutt, sitting next to me. It looked as if he'd been up all morning, weaving wicker baskets.
"What the hell?"
"Grrrrrr."
"Oh, sorry. Those are very nice baskets, by the way."
He seemed to smile, and he handed me a small basket with a fish in it.
"Nice."
"Gr."
"Can you please take me back to my friends now?" I asked politely.
"Grrrrrr. Grr," he picked me up and I heard a giant rumble. I looked up towards the top
of the mountain.
"VOLCANO!!!" I screamed. Scuzzlebutt looked up, too.
"GRRR!!" He started to run, very fast down the mountain. I thought I saw a fat brown
figure running up the moutain. It obviously didn't see that the volcano had blown yet, but I wasn't surprised. We were very high up, so it probably isn't visible from the elevation that I saw that creature. As we reached the base of the mountain, I started to see a sort of trench. And a bunch of news people, and the mayor, our parents, even the teachers!!
"What's going on, Scuzzlebutt? Besides the fact that there's an erupting two hundred and eighty foot volcano?"
"Grr."
"Huh," he continued his way through the trees.
"Ami!" I heard someone yell. Scuzzlebutt quickly dropped me and ran out of sight.
Then, I saw Kyle and Stan running towards me, with Jimbo, Ned, and Cartman close behind.
"Where've you been, dude?!" Stan asked.
"We thought you were lost!" Kyle exclaimed.
"Uh, I was kinda at the summit of the mountain."
"Boys, I just thought of a question,"Jimbo interupted.
"What's that, Uncle Jimbo?"
"Why did we bring a girl on a hunting trip?"
Everything was quiet for a good five minutes. Then we all started running away from
the oncoming lava.
"What the hell is this trench doing here?!" Jimbo yelled,"We can't get across!"
Cartman and Stan turned around.
"Help!!!" Cartman yelled. The lava was coming right for us!! But..then Scuzzlebutt came out of hiding! Hooray!
"Grr," he scratched his belly. I looked at everyone else, who looked totally shocked.
"Scuzzlebutt!! You came back!" I hugged his leg, the one that wasn't Patrick Duffy.
"Gr."
"Jiminy Hope! It's the real Scuzzlebutt!" Jimbo yelled.
"What? Scuzzlebutt's real?!" Cartman was freaked out.
"Oh, my God! Look at his leg!" Kyle pointed at Patrick Duffy.
"Hi, kids. I'm TV's Patrick Duffy," It waved.
"Oh, my God!! I didn't know he could talk!"
"Duh, Ami. Have you eva seen Step By Step?"
"Uh, no."
"Quick, Ned! Shoot it!" Jimbo demanded.
"No!" I yelled.
Ned aimed and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened.
"M'oh no, out of ammo!"
"Whew!"
"Grr."
"Well, boys, girl, I'm sorry I got you all killed."
"That's okay, Jimbo," I reassured him. I watched Scuzzlebutt closely as he walked over to a tree and tore it out of the ground. He bit off a limb and Kyle screamed.
Scuzzlebutt started to weave the rest of the tree into a wicker basket!
"Yay for Scuzzlebutt!" I screamed for joy.
"Woah! He built a wicker basket!" Stan said.
"Hey, he's saving us," Jimbo smiled.
"No duh, Jimbo! What'd ya think, he was gonna eat us?" I looked at him funny.
"Well. Yeah, actually."
I sighed. Scuzzlebutt quickly lifted all of us into the basket and took another tree limb. He put it through the loop on the basket and it carried us across the trench. And when the lava reached the area that we had previously been in, it seeped into the trench and followed it into the Nickles Canyon.
"And my calculations worked. The lava's following the trench into the canyon," The geologist said.
"Hey, Stan, isn't that your dad?"
"Yeah."
"Where exactly does the canyon go?" Mayor McDaniels asked.
"Uh.." Stan's dad had an 'uh oh' look on his face.
"South Park is saved," Mr. Garrison frowned. The crowd cheered.
"Hey, look! Kenny's okay!" Stan pointed out as Kenny came into view.
"(Hey, guys. Come here.)"
We ignored him. The newcastor said a quick something, and turned the camera to
Chef.
"Oooh, Baby
Everytime that we kiss
Hot lava!
Everytime that we make love
Hot lava!
Hot lava!
Lava so hot it makes me sweat
Lava so warm and red and wet!
Hot Lava!"
I then saw Mayor McDaniels make her way over to Scuzzlebutt.
"Thank you, Scuzzlebutt."
"Friend," He seemed to twitch his eyebrows. He handed her a flower.
"Oh, how sweet!"
I heard a gun fire, and Scuzzlebutt fell to the ground.
"I did it! I did it! I finally killed something!" Stan poked Scuzzlebutt's head with the
gun.
"Yeah, and on live national television!" I yelled.
Next thing I knew, the mayor was yelling, telling everyone to turn the cameras off.
"Hey, that was easy!" Stan said and smiled.
"No! Why, God, why?!" Patrick Duffy screamed.
"Damnit, Stan! You shouldn't have done that," Jimbo cursed.
"What, why?"
"Yeah, make up your mind, dude," Kyle said.
"Stan, some things you kill, and some things you don't, see?"
"No."
"M'only now in this late hour do I see the folly of guns. I'll never use a gun again," Ned
said and frowned. He dropped his gun, and when it hit the ground the trigger was pulled by the impact.
"(Oh, no!)" Kenny flew to the left and the rats were close behind.
"Honey!! Ami!! Are you alright?!" I saw my mom run out of the crowd.
"Oh, hi, Mom! Ya, I'm fine."
"Oh, that's good. But guess what! Your new aunt wants us to come visit her, because
she's never met you children before. And we're leaving right now!"
"Don't we have to pack first?"
"We don't need to pack, since she's got everything we need there. Your Aunt Pattie
lives in a mansion, dear. She's rich."
My eyes widened.
"Cool! Let's go, then!" I ran towards the car,"Oh, wait."
I ran back over to Stan, Kyle, and Cartman.
"Bye, guys! I dunno when I'll be back, but I really doubt that you'll miss me."
"We might, you know, 'cause Kenny dies all the time, and Cartman's a stupid fat-ass.."
"'Ay!"
"..So we might miss you. See ya later, dude!" Kyle waved, and Stan soon waved, too.
I ran back to the car and hopped in next to Amanda. I waved out the window and
smiled. They, too, smiled and waved.
Well..That was unexpected. Oh, sh*t!!! I am so dumb!, I thought as I remembered the dream I had had so many nights before. Cartman had been mentioned in it, and Kyle's voice had been in it.
I'll have to tell them when I get back, huh?
