Dani and Caitlin sat in a wonderful room named The Internet. It was filled with all sorts of amazing things, and yet some how, they were still bored.
"How is it that we have the world at our fingertips, and yet we have nothing to do?" Caitlin asked.
"Yeah, it's lame," Dani agreed, "Things would be different if we were friends with famous people."
Then, simultaneously, a smirk broke out across both girls faces; each knowing the other was thinking exactly the same thing.
We'dmeet heaps of famous people in Imagination Land.
Without any further delay, Dani reached forward and pressed the invisible button in the centre of the table. There was a whirring noise, and then The Internet exploded into pieces of rainbow glitter.
When the dust settled, the girls found themselves in a white room, with padded walls. In the centre of the room were My Chemical Romance, who [dressed in their signature black] did not blend in with their surroundings very well.
"Oh my God!" cried Bob Bryar, "It's Dani and Caitlin! What are you doing here?"
"We were bored," Caitlin shrugged.
"That's so cool," Ray Toro said, "how shall we entertain you?"
"Hmm," Dani paused for thought, "you know, I wouldn't mind seeing a little Frerard action."
Gerard Way and Frank Iero looked at each other nervously.
"I'm not gay- " Frank started, but then frowned, deeply immersed in thought, "No, wait, never mind, I am gay... and strangely attracted you, Gerard."
Gerard beamed, "Oh Frankie! I knew you'd finally see things my way."
And without delaying another second, the two band mates became lip locked.
"Eww," Mikey Way squealed, "My brother is kisssssssing!"
He then proceeded to run around in circles until Ray and Bob sat on him.
"Won't he suffocate?" Dani asked.
Bob and Ray shrugged, and Mikey began yelling for help. Frank and Gerard were still making out, lost in their own Frerard world.
"We'll see you guys later," Caitlin smiled.
She and Dani waved to the boys, before leaving through a giant, circle shaped door. On the other side of the door was a beach, with beautiful clear blue water and white sands. As the girls walked along the beach, they noticed a giant squid swimming towards them. As the giant squid approached the beach, it became obvious that two figures were riding on its back. The giant squid set them down on the beach, and then swam off.
"Hey girls," Mitchell Davis smiled, "Sup?"
"Nothing much," Dani replied, "We were just curing our boredom by making ourselves meet famous people in Imagination Land. You know, the usual. What're you guys up to?"
Cody Carson giggled, "Oh, we decided a nice sea voyage would help inspire our creativity."
"But Humphrey is charging extra for rides today, so we only got half a voyage," Mitchell pouted.
"Who's Humphrey?" Caitlin inquired.
"The giant squid," both boys explained in unison.
"Ah," the girls replied in unison.
The four of them walked down the beach in silence, until they reached the edge of a carnival.
"Want to go to the carnival?" Dani asked.
"Once a clown ate my socks," Cody whimpered.
So the girls said goodbye to the boys, and walked off in search of some bad tasting carnival food.
"Let's get some cotton candy," Caitlin suggested.
"Fine," Dani sighed, rolling her eyes.
They approached the cotton candy stall, and burst out into fits of laughter when they noticed Jack Barakat was working there.
"So this is your day job?" Dani teased.
Jack blushed, "We can't all achieve everything we've ever wanted at the press of an invisible button. Anyway, it's not as bad as Alex's job."
"Why, what does Alex do?" Dani asked.
However, her question was soon answered as Alex Gaskarth walked up to them, dressed as a giant ice cream.
Caitlin and Dani again exploded into uncontrollable laughter again.
"Quiet you," Alex snapped, "I make a damn sexy ice cream."
"You do indeed, I'd lick your cone any day," Caitlin said seductively.
"Wouldn't we all?" Jack murmured.
Dani and Caitlin both looked at him quizzically.
"What?" Jack cried, blushing again, "Alex Gaskarth is fucking sexy."
"Awww, you too babe," Alex grinned, winking at Jack, before heading off to follow little children around the carnival... trying to persuade them to buy ice creams.
Dani and Caitlin both bought giant sticks of cotton candy, made into the shape of love hearts.
"Lets go into the Hall of Mirrors," Dani said excitedly, dragging Caitlin behind her.
"If we get lost I'm blaming you," Caitlin frowned.
"Don't worry, there's always a secret panel that leads out of the Hall," Dani said confidently.
However, it took her almost twenty minutes to find this panel. Behind the panel, the girls discovered a tattoo parlour.
"How odd," Caitlin commented, "I was just thinking that I needed a tattoo of sorts."
"I'll give you guys' free tattoos if you like," Matt Good said, as he appeared in the doorway of the parlour, holding a needle.
"Are you even qualified to do that?" Dani asked.
Matt shook his head, "But it sure is fun! Look what I did for Sonny."
Dani and Caitlin followed Matt into the back room, where SonnyMoorewas lying on a table, face down and shirtless.
"You raped him," Caitlin accused.
"No, silly," Sonny giggled, "He tattooed my back. See?"
He awkwardly rolled on his side and attempted to point at his new tattoo... which was just 'Matt Good was here' written in big letters.
"Aren't I a genius?" Matt asked proudly.
Dani and Caitlin shook their heads, muttering, "Idiots."
They headed out the back door, and found themselves in the forest from The Used's All That I've Got video clip.
"Wow, those are some spooky trees," Dani commented.
"Yup," Caitlin agreed.
They wandered along, until they were ambushed by 5 figures.
"Boo!" Bert McCracken yelled, "Vampires. Suck your blood. Spooky. Etcetera... yeah."
"Be-ert," Quinn Allman complained, "it's not scary if you don't put any effort into it."
"I put in effort," Bert moaned, "I'm just sleepy. Jeph kept me up all night."
"Hey, you said you could stand my snoring," Jeph Howard said seriously, "so don't blame me, this is your fault."
"It is not, it's Quinn's fault, it was his idea," Bert cried, flailing his arms.
"It was not!" Quinn retorted, "My idea was to spray them with whipped cream."
"Guys, shut up," Branden Steineckert and Dan Whitesides said together... which wasn't surprising seeing as how they'd become joined at the side like conjoined twins, and they didn't seem too happy about it either.
"Everything's ruined," Bert sobbed, "I might as well go back to being a musician."
"Good boy," Dani said, breaking her confused silence, "stick to what you do best."
"And wash your hair," Caitlin added.
"See!" Branden-Dan yelled in triumph, "We're not the only ones who find your hair repulsive."
Caitlin and Dani slowly slipped away as The Used continued bickering.
The forest eventually thinned out, and was replaced instead by mountains of top hats.
"How's the weather?" Caitlin asked, to which Dani replied "slightly sarcastic."
Both girls giggled at their immaturity.
"You stole my lines," Brendon Urie pointed out, emerging from the top hats like a top hat god, "I demand a million dollars compensation."
"I'll give you one peanut," Dani said.
Brendon pouted, "just one?"
"Fine, two, but you have to share with Ryan," Dani smiled.
"Yay, peanuts!" Ryan Ross snickered, jumping onto Brendon's back, "I like peanuts."
"We know," Caitlin said, as Dani handed Brendon and Ryan their peanuts.
Ryan squealed in delight, but Brendon looked less than impressed.
"I knew I should never have slept with Pete Wentz," he sighed to himself.
Before either girl could ask how sleeping with Pete Wentz had anything to do with peanuts, Ryan screamed, "lets go to peanut world!"
Caitlin and Dani looked at each other, and shrugged. A giant, cat-shaped plane appeared, and all four of them climbed into it. In exactly 4.9 seconds, the cat plane had reached what could only be described as a giant sea of peanuts.
"Heaven!" Ryan cried.
He grabbed Brendon by the wrist and jumped, sending both of them flying into the mass of peanuts.
Then, out of the blue, Kyle Burns and CalebTurman showed up, rowing gondola style boats.
"Ladies," Kyle smiled sweetly, "may we accompany you to the end of the story?"
"You may indeed," Dani giggled, taking Kyle's hand.
Caitlin took Caleb's hand, and the four of them started to row through the peanuts.
After a while, the peanuts started to disappear, and the ground was replaced with a starry sky. They floated through the stars, until the boats came to rest at a giant, rainbow coloured door, adorned with gems and glitter.
"Adieu, sweethearts," Caleb smiled, "this is where we must leave you."
"But never fear, for you shall return, one day," Kyle added dramatically.
Dani and Caitlin both rolled their eyes, but smiled all the same. They hugged the boy's goodbye, before stepping though the rainbow door.
The door lead them into the closet underneath Caitlin's stairs. They left the closet to find Caitlin's parents in the living room.
"Hello girls," Caitlin's mum said cheerfully, "What did you get up to today?"
Caitlin and Dani smiled at each other.
"Oh, you know, the normal. Nothing extraordinary."
The End.
For daniDarexoxo because she's awesome.
