Akatsuki Chat: Info

[Sasori logged on]

[Kisame logged on]

[Itachi logged on]

Kisame: Are you okay Sasori? You didn't look so well at breakfast.

Sasori: I did a lot of thinking...

Kisame: Oh...

Itachi: Did you see Deidara?

Kisame: Now that you mention it, I didn't see him last night or at breakfast. How about you Sasori?

Sasori: Well...

[Leader-sama logged on]

Kisame: Hello Leader-sama.

Leader-sama: Hello Kisame, what's this about Deidara?

Sasori: It's nothing...

Itachi: .....

Kisame: Sasori, are you okay?

Sasori: Yes

Leader-sama: Sasori, tell us.

Itachi: .......

Sasori: ...... Deidara's not here anymore.

Kisame: He went on a mission?

Leader-sama: I did not send anybody on a mission yet

Itachi: Where is he?

Sasori: He got... kidnapped.

Kisame: Kidnapped!?

Leader-sama: That doesn't seem like him to be easily captured.

Sasori: Just go into his room and read what we were talking about before he was taken

[Leader-sama logged off]

[Itachi logged off]

[Kisame logged off]

Sasori: .....

[Kakuzu logged on]

Kakuzu: What's this about Deidara missing?

Sasori: Is Hidan back yet?

Kakuzu: No... and I'm still glad.

Sasori: Deidara went missing last night.

Kakuzu: Really? What time?

Sasori: Around midnight.

Kakuzu: Remember what Tobi said?

Sasori: .... Do you think?

Kakuzu: Yes. On_vacation is probably behind this.

Sasori: Why? What's the motive?

Kakuzu: I really don't know.

Sasori: Do you see a pattern in this?

Kakuzu: It's a weird one, but yes.

[Leader-sama logged on]

[Kisame logged on]

Sasori: Did you see?

Leader-sama: Yes. How come nobody told me about On_vacation?

Kisame: Well... we thought Konan would tell you.

Leader-sama: ... I'll discuss this with her, until then, do whatever you please

[Leader-sama logged off]

Kakuzu: Who do you think he'll target next?

Sasori: How do you know it's a he?

Kisame: We don't know their sex. That's why we've been calling On_vacation 'them'

Kakuzu: When they first came, what did they say?

Sasori: They talked about the subordinates and then called me 'sempai.'

Kakuzu: Sempai?

[Kane logged on]

Sasori: Kane? Who's that?

Kane: That would be me? I don't know. Just taking a wild guess.

Sasori: ........

Kakuzu: Pay attention Sasori!

Sasori: Oh yeah... they called me Sasori-sempai.

Kane: What'cha talking about? The missing members?

Sasori: How did you know?

Kane: Errr... overheard Leader-sama and Konan-sama talking about it.

Kakuzu: You mean eavesdropping?

Kane: Yeah.

[Deidara logged on]

Sasori: Deidara!?!

Kakuzu: Deidara?

Kane: Who?

Deidara: Hi... I'm back un.

Sasori: Where were you?

Deidara: I don't know un. I'm going to go to sleep soon un.

Kakuzu: Why? It's still early. It's only... five to six.

Deidara: I had to walk home un.

Kane: Where were you?

Deidara: Who's this?

Sasori: One of the newbie members.

Deidara: Ahhh... Hi un.

Kane: Hi.

Kakuzu: Back to topic! Where were you?

Deidara: I don't know un. I woke up and I was somewhere I didn't know where un.

Sasori: You were knocked out?

Deidara: Yeah... I'm going to sleep now un. Bye.

[Deidara logged off]

Kakuzu: Do you think he's dodging the topic?

Sasori: That doesn't seem like him.

Kane: I'm going to be going okay? Take care!

[Kane logged off]

Sasori: Bye.

Kakuzu: It's a possibility. We still need to find out where Hidan is.

Sasori: Does Leader-sama know that he's missing?

Kakuzu: I don't think so.

Sasori: This means that you're running missions by yourself... right?

Kakuzu: Yep.

Sasori: .....

Kakuzu: .....

Sasori: I should be going. Bye.

Kakuzu: Okay. See you.

[Sasori logged off]

Kakuzu: ....

[On_vacation logged on]

Kakuzu: !!

On_vacation: 'Ello little one...

Kakuzu: ........

On_vacation: Can I ask you your name?

Kakuzu: ... Who are you?

On_vacation: You're worst nightmare! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Kakuzu: Did you get that from a movie?

On_vacation: Dammit. I was hoping nobody would notice... Bye!! Say hello to Sasori-sempai for me okay?

Kakuzu: .........

[On_vacation logged off]

Kakuzu: .... I need to ask Sasori some questions...

[Kakuzu logged off]