This Aint Right...Im Falling for a robot? {1}

Its a beautiful Sunny day in california, where I reside. The sun is shining at 70 degree's outside. Its a perfect day for me to get some jerry springer watching done! haha, No, I just usually sit back and read my gossip magazine...or crochet, or knit..pretty cool, I guess. I need to tune up my truck, Its giving me problems, of course, all Fuc*d Over Rebuilt Dodges do. (fords). I got dressed into a crappy shirt and some ripped capris, and went outside to my truck. I had to take a look at the carborator, and the power steering fluid. The fluid is low, and the carborator needs to be rebuilt. Thats gonna take a long time to do! but I can do it!

about an hour has passed, and I had cleaned, and rebuilt a dirty carborator. Wow! I scraped my hand on the screwdriver though, no blood, just a scratch. Figures! I try and actually do something for myself, and I get injured in the process..ugh. I have to now go to the Kragen auto parts, and get Castrol GTX oil! the best of the best! I have my other car, but its stupid, I dont like it! I have a 1998 GMC Sierra, its not pimped or anything, but I got it at the Police impound Lot for 500! cool huh?

I got my keys, and changed my shirt to a simple white tank and some black capris, with my skull converse. cool huh? nyeh... as I was halfway out of my driveway, I saw a motorcycle, not chopped, but a normal motorcycle that sounded pretty good, rollin past me, the driver is wearing all black..even sunglasses, and in california, its illegal to not wear a helmet..which he wasnt. I looked in my rear view to see where he was going. He looked like he turned into my driveway, but I wasnt sure. I drove to Kragen in lunch hour..nice..

~At Kragen~
I was looking around to see the stuff, they had Chevron, Pep Boys, Pennzoil, Quaker... all crappy motor oil. I need Castrol! cant there be one place that carries Castrol GTX? gosh! I did see some really cute Hibiscus air fresheners and some nice steering wheel covers. eh, ill go to walmart and get the same thing for less! they want 14.99 for both! well, 7 for the steering cover, and 8.99 for a pack of 3 airfresheners! gosh! I was still looking around, I cant find shti around here! and Im certainly not gonna ask! after about 10 minutes of looking around, I saw some guy eyeing MY CASTROL! I will certainly not have that! I grabbed it and proceeded to the check out..he glared..ask me if i care?

I checked out, and walked out to my sierra. I got in and drove back home. Pulling up my street, I saw that same motorcycle, but it was parked in the neighbors drive way. I pulled up in my driveway, got out, and went over to my F.O.R.D (lol) and put the oil in. I had to let it sit for about 2 minutes, just so it would settle in, and then Id have to turn the truck on. It sounded so pretty! I soon realized I have to go back to work...Im gonna take the sierra just incase.. I went inside and closed the garage door. I heard a knock on my front door..it was more of a bang..3 times. "WAIT A MINUTE WILL YA?" i yelled. I was right in the middle of getting a drink of water. The banging got louder, and then I heard something almost explode, someone had literally, Kicked my door down!

I screamed, I picked up the phone to call the police, but the guy pulled out a gun, and SHOT MY PHONE! thank god he didnt shoot me. "What do you want man!! what the hell! you bust my door down.." I was quickly interupted by him saying "SHUT.UP" "SCREW YOU!" I shouted back. I picked up a knife.."DONT DO DAT" He said as he aimed an assault riffle at me. "What do you want!" I shouted, he didnt reply. He just Grabbed my arm and said not to talk. "The least you could do is close my door..." I said. and he did. He picked it up off the ground and put it back into place. He told me to get onto his motorcycle..I had no choice really, he had an assault riffle.. This sucks! Im being taken hostage by a 6' something man with a gun and sunglasses... Im scared now!

"What do you want with me man!" I said as he started his motorcycle. he turned his head and said "Shut Up" I just did what he said. Ive never been on a motorcycle before..this could be interesting..wait, hold up! Ive been taken against my will by some psycho with a gun and sunglasses, and im saying that a motorcycle is interesting...wow... what a jackass.