Just shut up already! [1]

My name is Jon. I am going to tell you a made up story about something. I'm not sure yet. Sok, yeah, uh okay. ha ha ah ah ahahahhahhh

I walked into my third grade classroom. My best friend who also had a huge crush on me was sitting at my desk.
"Riley., what are you doing?" I yelled in anger.
"Did I do something wrong?" she began to cry.
"Just shut up already, Riley," I said. She really gets on my nerves.
"You're a jerk," she kept crying.
I slapped her in the face.
"Teacher, teacher! Jon slapped me." She cried even harder.
"Jon!!!! What did you that for?" asked Mrs. Poo Poo.
"She wouldn't shut her big yap!"
"Detention for you, young man." said Mrs Poo Poo.