(sasunaru yaoi)Lying Is the Most Fun Naruto Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off(introduction)

Dance to this Beat

3:13 P.M After School
3rd person POV:
"Faster! Faster! YOUR IDIOT I SAID FASTER!" Naruto said in a frustrated voice.
"Naruto I'm going as fast as I can!" Kiba gasped in an irritated voice. All the while Neji looked back and forth to Naruto and Kiba standing back and watching the two boys.
"FUCK!" kiba yelled and jumped off of the object that was causing him to sweat and pant and onto his boyfriend Neji.
The three boys got quiet for a few moments, "...You really suck at Dance Dance Revolution don't you Kiba..." Naruto said pointing to the arcade game.
"Oh yeah? Well I wanna see you do better Uzumaki! It's not as easy as it looks!"
"...Is that a challenge Inuzaki?" Naruto asked with a smirk on his face.
"Loser owes the winner a favor no matter how ridiculous and outrageous."
Naruto shaked Kiba's hand and jumped on one side of the aracade game. "Your on!"
Kiba got on the other side of the game, Neji sighed and stood behind the two boys and looked at the screen. Naruto put in 8 arcade tokens into the machine and pressed start. Naruto scrolled down the songs and clicked on his song of choice.
Neji snickered, "I'm to sexy?"
"It's my theme song!" Naruto said in a proud voice.
"What a dobe..." A voice said from behind Naruto while chuckleing.
Naruto looked behind him to see a smirking Uchiha Sasuke.
"Sasuke..." Naruto whispered staring at the Uchiha.
"Boo!" The game yelled out.
Naruto's eyes turned back to the game Kiba was in the lead.
"Shit!" Naruto started hitting the buttons under him while moving his hips and body to the song.
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

"Perfect! Your no ordinary fella!" The game yelled out.
Naruto smirked and quickly looked at kiba's screen which had a 'ok' and 'good' showing on his part of the screen.

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

"Whoo go Naruto shake it!" Sai yelled from behind the two boys.
With in seconds a bunch of guys all around the arcade gathered around the DDR arcade game cheering Naruto on, whistling and cat calling. As the song was nearing an end Naruto began to get nothing but 'perfects'
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

At the last line of the song Naruto gave his ass a little shake and turned to his adoring fans behind him and gave a sexy smirk then turned to Kiba. Kiba hung his head in defeat.
Naruto turned back to the crowd of drooling boys to find the Uchiha but he was no where in site. Naruto sighed and turned to Kiba.
"I'll see you later Kiba I'm gonna go find Uchiha."
Kiba rolled his eyes and nodded jumping off the machine and grabbing his boyfriends hand leading him out of the arcade.
30 minutes passed before Naruto gave up.
'Damn that Sasuke leaving!'
Naruto then felt a soft tap on his back. Naruto turned around to see Gaara smiling at him.
"Looking for Sasuke?" Gaara said barly above a whisper moving closer to Naruto.
"Yes...you know where he is?
"Home...he left about 25 minutes ago..." Gaara smirked and leaned his body up against Naruto.
'Is he hitting on me?' Naruto shook his head and coughed. "Where does he live?"
"How about I just drive you there..." Gaara said walking passed Naruto and out of the arcade.
Naruto sighed frustrated and fallowed Gaara out of the arcade. The two boys walked out to the parking lot and stopped infront of a red mustang.
Naruto whistled, "Nice ried...can i drive?"
Gaara rolled his eyes, "And you know how to get to Sasukes house?"
"...No."
"Then shouldn't I drive as we planned from the beggening?"
"Oh..." Naruto said quietly feeling stupid.
Gaara took out his keys and pressed a single button un-locking the doors. Gaara opened his door and got in Naruto went to the other side of the car and did the same.
Naruto turned on the radio and turned it to a radio station that was playing "Shake it" by Metro Station. Naruto began to sing along. 6 song later The car came to a stop. Naruto looked out his window to see a three story house surrounded by big black gates.
"Here it is." Gaara said like this huge house was no big deal.
"Huh? Oh yeah," Naruto turned to Gaara "thanks for theride."
Gaara leaned over and grabbed Naruto's chin and leaned in so his lips was only a inch away from Narutos.
"Good luck..." Gaara whispered.
Gaara leaned back to his seat and winked at Naruto smiling.
Naruto stared at Gaara for a few moments then began to exit the car.
Naruto closed the car door and began to walk up to the house up the long drive way.
"If I wasn't so intrested in Uchiha right now I would have so banged Gaara in the back seat of his car..." Naruto said chuckling to himself.
Naruto looked up to see that he was at the stairs of the Uchiha's house. Naruto walked up the stairs and up to the door. Naruto rang the door bell and stood back and waited for someone to answer the
door.
Naruto waited a few moments and no one answered the door. Naruto sighed and rang the door bell a second time.
"Alright, alright I heard you the first time!" The door then opened to revel a very irritated Sasuke.
Naruto looked Sasuke up and down. Sasuke was wearing loose fitting white jeans, a dark purple long sleeved shirt and no socks or shoes.
After looking Sasuke up and down; Naruto met the Uchiha's face to see a suprised expression on the Uchiha's face.
The two boys stared at each other for what seemed like forever but was really only a minute.
Naruto smirked, "Hey teme."