Scripted- The Life and Lies of a WWE Diva

"Hey girl! I missed you so much!"

You hug Candice, she was one of your best friends, and now she's back on Smackdown.

"I love you!"

You have so much to tell her, she'll understand. You have a big photo shoot for wwe.com today, known as 'Bikini Babe of The Year.' Because of your acclaimmed title, you now have hot photo shoots to do, interviews, playboy covers (which you're yet to appear on), wwe magazine shoots, dance contests, stripteases, more match pushes and a ton of drooling men!

You arrive at Miami, Florida, for the big shoot, which will take a week to do, and will last until next year's SummerSlam. There will be 3 new pics everyday, a new video every month, articles, advice, a new blog column and more all until 2009! All the pics will taken this week, and the video will be a week before it's uploaded. You take pics on the beach, on motorbikes, in houses, hot tubs, cliff tops, the ocean, on boats, anywhere sunny and sexy!

"Wow, i've never done anything like this before!" you say to the photographer.

He assures you there will be NO nudity, and if you're not comfortable, then they won't do the shot! You are excited, and John is cool with it, but comes with you to check it all out. It was a long flight, and you're staying there for 3 weeks, because Smackdown is being taped in Orlando.

In your first shot, you decide to go for a traditional place. The beach. You lay on the sand, kicking your legs in the air and laughing. Everyone is so friendly.

Then you have an interview with Andrew Rote, for your monthly wwe.com article.

Andrew: Hello Ellen! How does it feel to be known as the sexiest wwe diva of the year?

Ellen: Oh my Gosh, it's so unreal...I love it. Thanks to everyone that has helped me, supported me and cheered for me on that Summer's night, I love you!

A: But it's a big responsibility, so what do you have planned this year?

E: A ton of stuff! My Bikini Babe photo shoot, my blogs, magazine shoots, my first playboy cover, defending my title, being the toughest diva on Smackdown...It's hard!

A: You've been known in the WWE for your...interesting love life. What is going on?

E: I'm currently dating John Cena, and I always have. We argue a little, but it's rare and we always make up. He's perfect, mine and I love him!

The interview continues, and it was very enjoyable.

You head home, and Randy comes over.

"Hey baby...I saw your shoot," he says escorting you to the sofa.

"Oh really? You like?" You ask him seductivley.

He smiles at you. "Of course I did...would you like to reanact it for me?"

You twirl your hair. "I need something to get me in the mood..."

*DING DONG...I MEAN ER..KNOCK KNOCK?*

Just as you were about to strip, the doorbell rings. "Just a second!"

You pull your top up, and Randy runs to hide in the bathroom.

It's John.

"Oh hey, hey! What's up?"

He moves closer to you. "Not much....Just that I love you....And that we need to know who the stalker is!"

You look nervous. "I found the camera, destroyed it. It was probably some hacker guy...The dude who tried rape me last week on Raw. I don't care though."

So much for no more lies.

"Oh I saw your pics on wwe.com...You looked hot as always. I know your Playboy cover is gonna sell out in seconds!"

John walks in. "Thanks...What are you doing here anyway?"

"I wanted to drop by...We need some time alone, ya know."

"Uh...huh. Maybe later, k?"

John puts his arm around you. "Whatever makes you happy. So, Smackdown tommorrow...I'll try and be there,I'm not busy or anything."

You smile. "Sure...I'm performing my dance too, with the help of the other divas."

*Cough*

"What was that?" asks John suspiciously.

"What was what? I didn't hear anything."

"N...Never mind."