Movies with Sex Scenes

“Belial!!” Nova shouted, jumping over the back of the couch, landing on the demon. He only sighed in response.
“Whatcha watching?” Nova asked cutely, giving Belial her best cute smile. He let out a silent sigh, knowing exactly what she wanted. Every night at the same she’d jump on him while he was watching the TV, give him a cute smile and ask what he was watching, then expect him to give it to her. Well, it was his remote! …Okay, so Belial gave in too easily when it came to Nova.
“I’m watching what ever you’re watching now,” He handed over the remote. Nova smiled brightly at him before snuggling to his side.
“Thankies Belial!”
“Mm-hm.”
Previously, Belial was watching a movie called “Resident Evil”, which he found quite amusing, but he wasn’t particularly fond of it. It passed the time though.
Pulling up the TV guide, Nova scanned through each channel, trying to find a movie or show that interested her. This procedure of her flipping through channels, sighing, the going back to flipping channels continued for at least 2 minutes before Nova finally let out a whine.
“Belial! Use your manly demonic powers to make some awesometastic movie be on!”
“Nova, I can’t do that.”
“Well…learn!!!!” She whined, shaking him the best she could for basically sitting on top of him.
“Turn on that movie,” Belial suggested, trying to get the remote from Nova. She groaned and whined, trying to keep the remote from him.
“No! you gonna change it to something you want to watch!”
Belial grabbed Nova’s arm and forced her to press the “Ok” button on the remote, changing the channel to the movie. Nova huffed and leaned against him, turning her attention back to the movie. It was a movie Belial had seen before out of boredom when Nova was gone to school. It was titled “Wendigo”.
“Uhm, what’s this movie about?” Nova asked, calmer than what she was awhile before. So far, the family the movie revolved around had gotten to a house that Nova guessed they were renting.
“It’s about a Native American spirit who a kid believes is bringing bad luck to his family and all this other stuff you humans believe in…”
Nova shrugged and went back to watching the movie. Oh so magically, in the movie, it was nighttime. The wife and husband were on the couch, talking about who knew what. They were drinking red wine, a fire going in the fireplace.
Belial let let out a small chuckle, but passed it off as a small cough. He knew exactly what was going to come next, and he knew what Nova’s response would be.
It started off with small kisses, then gradually made its way to the characters stripping their clothing, making Nova shield her eyes.
“Ah! No! Belial!!! Turn it off!!!!!” She screamed, burying her face into his shoulder. “I don’t want to see two weird adults have sex! That’s just WRONG!”
Belial chuckled, “You’re going to go through it one day.”
“With who?!?!?!? I know what you’re thinking, Belial!!”
A small blush crept onto his face, making him put his head down, pulling his top hat down further to try an hide it.
“And I will NOT! Go through that! It’s icky! Anyways,” Nova looked back at the movie to see that…scene…was finally over. “Back to our movie problem!”
“Nova, this movie-”
“When I watch a movie, I expect to see a movie with blood, violence, death and gore! I don’t want to see two adults fucking! If I wanted to watch that, I would go out and buy me a porn movie to watch! But no, when I turn on the TV, I expect see a normal, civilized, public appreciated movie!”
“…Nova…Blood, gore and violence isn’t exac-”
“Don’t interrupt my rant, Belial, this is the only time I have to express my feelings…” Nova sighed sadly. The demon shook his head with a silent sigh.
“And besides! If a movie is going to have a scene like that in it, it needs to have purpose! As take in this movie, Belial-”
‘Great,’ He thought to himself. ‘I’m being educated on sex scenes by a girl who is afraid of having a relationship…Perfect.’
“scene had no importance to the movie! I mean, what where they thinking?! ‘Oh, lets have sex on the couch and when our son sits on it we’ll silently laugh to ourselves and give each other a knowing look while he sits there playing with his little figurine of the Wendigo!’ See! No importance! If they’re gonna put one in a movie, it needs to be…Be like Saw! They didn’t show a sex scene, but they knew there was a sex scene because Whatserface was pregnant….thus meaning the sex scene had an importance!”
“Nova, you’re not making any sense…”
“You see! That was one of the reasons why Jigsaw done what he done! Well, wait, no, just thinking about it…After what happened to his wife…Or was it before…He learned her had a brain tumor thingy…then he got into the accident….?….His wife was pregnant and it attributed to…Wait….Belial…what are we talking about again?” Nova blinked, completely losing her chain of thoughts.
“You were ranting about sex scenes in movies…”
Nova stared at Belial.
“…What?”
“You effing perverted demon! I knew something was up when you wouldn’t let me in your room!! You’re hiding porn movies, aren’t you?!?!?!”
Blushing more than he ever had in his entire existence, Belial put his hands up in defense. “No! That’s not it! Nova, you’ve got to trust me! I’m not that kind of man!”
“LIAR!!!” Nova screamed, jumping up from her place next to him and running out the room. Letting out a dragged out sigh, Belial did the only thing he could think of to do: Grab the remote and change it back to Resident Evil.