Make me laugh or else.....Akatsuki Style....Pein

"It's not our fault you kept choosing dare, and then chickening out!!" Pein said defensively. "Well, I'm sorry, but I am not going to do those perverted things you guys thought up." I answered. Tobi sniffed. "Tobi IS a good boy." "Fine, what did you have in mind un?" Deidara asked. "Well, I came up with a new game. Everyone sits in a circle. They elect someone to go first, and that person, picks someone to try and make them laugh within 5 minutes. If they succeed, they get to choose something for you to do, like a dare I guess, and no chickens allowed. And if you don't laugh, then you get to pick something for them to do. Got it?" "Yup." Everyone chorused. They began forming a circle, then rapidly called out in sucession, "Not it." "Great!!! I hate it when you guys do that!" You yell, stomping angrily. "Fine, I choose........"
"Tobi!!." You call out happily. "Yay!! Aya-chan chose Tobi!! Tobi is a good boy!!" You narrow your eyes at him a little. "Tobi better be a good boy." You say warningly. Tobi ignores this last statement and says, "Aya-chan has to make Tobi laugh or else Aya-chan has to do whatever Tobi says for a week." You raise an eyebrow and look at him warily. "Ok." You say slowly. "Your time starts now!" Hidan calls out. You run over to Deidara and Sasori, and whisper something in their ears before dashing off to the kitchen. You hear a shout and a scuffle in the living room, and then, "Let Tobi go, Tobi is a good boy!!!" "Sorry un. Aya asked for our help." You return with a bottle of ketchup, and everyone gives you a strange look as you flip the top open and squirt a good ammount in your mouth. "What the fuck are you doing?" Hidan asks. You say nothing, swishing the condiment in your mouth a little before swallowing. You toss the bottle to the ground, and climb on top of Tobi, and begin saving up some sputum. (sp its a fancy way of saying spit) Tobi begins struggling against Deidara and Sasori, who were holding him down. You clear your throat and begin hocking up a good lugey. Understanding crosses Tobi's captors faces, and they burst out laughing. The rest of the guys joining them after a moment. "Ewwwww, you are so nasty!" Kakuzu calls out. "You are such a guy." Pein adds.

You get on all fours, and let out a long string of spit over Tobi aiming for the hole in his mask. (just like in big daddy, and ketchup really does something to your spit, something in the ketchup bonds with it, and makes it a little stronger. lol) Tobi begins shrieking like a little girl. "AAAHHHHHHHH STOP AYA-CHAN, DOOOOOON'T!!!!" You suck up the spit string, and giggle at him. "You scream like a girl!" You swish your spit around in your mouth again, and let the string drop again, the end of it dangerously close to the eyehole of his mask. "AAAHHHHHH!!" He screams and valiantly struggles against Deidara and Sasori's grip on him. You slurp it up once more, and release it almost immediately, the snake-like spit string going just inside his eye-hole. "AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STOP STOP STOP!!!!" You triumphantly slurp it up, and swallow, leaping into the air, shouting out a victory cry."Ha ha!! That little bastard got it good!" Hidan yells.

Out of nowhere you leap in the air and tackle Hidan. "What the fuck Aya?! Get off me!! You know I'm not supposed to touch a woman." "You aren't touching me, I'm touching you. That wasn't a nice thing to say about Tobi, and you're gonna pay for it." You say, putting him in a leg lock, and pulling back as hard as you can. Hidan yells, and struggles, and you only pull harder. "Stop moving fucktard. You're only making it worse." "Let him go." Pein says, coming over to break up your fun. "He has to say, 'I like it in my heiny', and I'll let him go." "Fuck no!!" Hidan says,struggling again. You tighten your grip on Hidan. "I can can sit like this all night dude. So, just get on with it, so I can devise my torture for Tobi." A good 20 minutes passes before you hear Hidan mumble something. "What?" You ask, yanking back on his leg. "I like it in my heiny!!!" He yells. Laughing you let him go, and he sits up and rubs his sore leg. "You're gonna pay bitch!!" He shouts lunging for you. Suddenly you lift up your shirt flashing him. ( you weren't wearing a bra.) As planned, this stops him dead in his tracks. Before anyone had a chance to react, you jump up and grab Tobi's hand and head for your room calling out, "Have fun with your rituals, doll!"

As soon as your door is locked, you rip off Tobi's mask, to reveal his true self, Madara, and begin kissing him hungrily. He wraps his arms around you and pushes you against the door with a loud bang. You moan, as you feel his erection pressing against you. "I thought we would never be alone again." He murmurs into your neck. "Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything better to do." You say with a gasp as he bites your neck, and grinds his hips against yours. "It's alright. I already thought of your punishment, you naughty girl." You giggle. "Am I gonna get a spanking?" You ask. "Maybe." He says, his eyes twinkling. You discovered who Tobi really was the last time you played truth or dare, Uchiha Madara, and had been sleeping with him ever since, sneaking off to be together whenever you could. Wasting no time, the two of your tear each others clothes off, and fall to the bed, locked in an embrace. He resumes kissing you, and grabs a pair of handcuffs from your dresser, and closes them tightly on your wrists. You smile into his kiss, filled with anticipation of what was to happen next. He kisses a trail down your body, and you moan in response. You can feel his smirk as he continues the trail to your already moist center. He puts his mouth on you, and you gasp, arching your body high off the bed. He grabs your hips, holding you steady, and pulls you flush against his mouth, swirling his tongue around inside you.

He pauses a moment to lick his lips and say,"Mmmmm, you taste like mangos." Your giggle turns to a gasp as he fervently resumes his prior activity. After a few minutes he begins gently licking and sucking your clit. You buck your hips, and bite your lip as you feel your orgasm approaching. "Madara." You moan. "That's right baby girl, cum for me, I wanna taste your cum." He says softly. You let out a loud shriek as your orgasm radiates through your body. "Mmmmmmm." He says, the vibrations intensifying your orgasm, causing your legs to shake slightly. He licked up the last of your juices, and returns to your lips. You passionatly kiss him, tasting yourself on his lips. "I do kinda taste mango a little." You say with a giggle. He responds with a smile, and without warning shoves the full length of his cock inside you. You moan, as he begins thrusting slowly. You carefully place your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you, and you begin biting and sucking on his earlobe. He groans his response and speeds up his thrusts. "You feel so good Aya," He says, his voice filled with lust. Turned on by this admission, you wrap your legs around his hips, and speed up the rhythm. He sighs your name in your ear, as your hips continue bouncing off his, harder and harder. Suddenly, he stops moving, and says, "Not yet. I don't wanna finish yet." You remove your arms from his neck, and grip him tightly with your legs, throwing your body weight so that you are on top.

You lean over and shift your hips trying to get him back inside you. "A little help please?" You giggle. He chuckles, and obliges. You place your bound hands on his chest for balance and begin bouncing on his large member. He places his hands on your hips, helping you bounce a little higher and harder. "Oh Aya..." He groans. Then you come to a dead stop, and begin grinding, tilting your hips so he reaches the back wall of your center. This time, he guides your hips further downward, to create friction on your clit. Your moan encourages him to speed up your tempo. "That's right baby. Get it, you get it." He says lustily. You throw your head back and moan loudly as your second orgasm of the night rushes through your body. You begin moving slowly up and down, teasing him, while leaning forward to nibble on his neck. He groans softly in your ear as you continue teasing him. You alternate speeding up and slowing down until he roughly grabs your hips and franticly begins pounding you. Each thrust directly hits your g-spot, and you say his name over and over in his ear. "Oh God, Oh Fuck, Oh fuck," You say loudly, feeling a whopper of an orgasm building up. He grips your hips more tightly, and thrusts even faster and harder. You moan loudly with each movement, getting increasingly louder until you feel yourself on the edge of ecstacy. "Madara, I'm gonna cum, cum with me." You bite his neck at his next thrust, and he grabs your ass, squeezing as you scream loudly, drowning out his moan, your orgasm exploding throughout your body. You collapse on his body,completely spent. "I can't move." You say weakly. He laughs,and gently rolls you on your side, removing your handcuffs. "Holy shit, I'm dizzy. I have never came that hard before." You say, leaning back and closing your eyes. He raises up on an elbow, and kisses you softly on your lips.

Suddenly you hear footsteps crashing down the hall getting closer, then come to a stop outside Madara's door. "What the hell are you doing to her? Are you alright Aya?" You hear Pein say through the door. You start laughing uncontrollably. "Seriously un. Are you alive in there yeah?" Deidara asks. You can't answer, you're still laughing too hard. "Tobi is a good boy!" Madara calls out in his 'Tobi' voice. You begin laughing one of those laughs where you can hardly breathe and you make those funny gasping noises. (my cousin does this sometimes. it is so funny) Someone bangs on the door. "What the fuck is going on in there?" Hidan yells angrily. "Aya-chan is a baaaad girl!!" Madara/Tobi says. "No means no!!! That is Tobi's forbidden zone!!" At this point you can only attempt to gasp for air and wheeze. "Holy shit, I'm gonna wet myself!!" You manage. Madara looks at you mischievously. "No Aya-chan!! What are you doing?! That is Tobi's Heiney! Get out of Tobi's crevice!! Tobi is sorry he was a bad boy!! Tobi is sorry!!" Madara/Tobi says, fake crying loudly. There was loud thumping on the door, probably them trying to break down the door. Laughing quietly Madara put his mask on, and barely able to breathe,you pull up the sheet to cover yourself. With a loud BOOM the door flies open.

Everyone stumbles into the bedroom, and looks at the two of you sitting there, looking innocent. "What the hell is going on here?" Pein asks sternly. "Ummmmm." You say. "Aya-chan said Tobi had to help her play a prank on you guys." Madara/Tobi said. "You know, cause she made Tobi laugh?" "Why did she scream a few minutes ago un?" Deidara asked. "How else were we supposed to get you guys over here?" You asked, in a matter-of-fact tone. "And why are you guys naked?" Asked Zetzu's black half, an eyebrow raised. "To make it more realistic?" You say, batting your eyelashes. They all look at you unsure for a moment and walk out of the room, closing the door behind them. As soon as you figured they were a safe distance away, you both burst into laughter. "I love you." You say, laughing, then realizing what you just said, you clamp a hand over your mouth. " I mean, uh, olive juice." Madara removes his mask, and kisses you passiontely. When he breaks away, he says, "Olive juice too." You smile as he pulls you back down to the bed to make love to you again. Hopefully quieter this time.

AWWWWW, so cute. I didn't mean to get so sappy. LOL.