The Hornswoggle Disaster! {Part 1}

So Mr.McMahon has some..uhhh... "private" plans for tonight and he needs some one to babysit Hornswoggle because Coach is scared that Hornswoggle will eat him and Regal....is.......somewhere else.
Vince McMahon:Who am I going to get to watch my bastard son...?
*Walks down a hall*
Vince:*Thinks* Hass and Benjamin will be too busy with each other...ugh.
*looks at Maria* She's too ditzy.*looks at Maryse*...She's too...WTF who the hell is she?!?!
*walks down another hall and sees Deuce,Domino,Cherry and Davari*
Vince:*Thinks*..No...no....no....man I have have screwed up superstars.
Vince:I guess that ony leaves a few more choices...starting with...
*10 minutes later*
Triple H:You want me to watch your son...
Vince:Yes thats right.
*Awkward silence*
Triple H:Hahahahahahahaha that's a good one!!! Hahahahahahaha
Triple H:Oh..were you serious...?
Vince:...Yes
Triple H:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Vince:Oh forget it.*leaves*
Vince:Hmmm who else could I get...oh I know!
*Later...*
Vince:...So what do you say John? Will ya??
*John Cena Bitch slaps vince*
Vince:I hate you *leaves*
Vince:What has this world come to! Ok well I might be able to get...
*10 minues later*
Vince:I have a job offer for you, since I know you've had your fun with Jamie Noble and Hornswoggle.
Shannon Moore:Ha ha yeah good times...*flashback*..ha ha alright so what do you need me to do??
Vince:I need you to watch Hornswoggle for me tonight,it will be vary easy and.....whats so funny?!?!
Shannon:Nothing *giggle* nothing
Vince:Right....so will you???
Shannon:Hmmmmm.....you know I would but I uhhh......I uhhhhh...*gets down on all fours* Moooooooooooooooo!!
Vince:You know what...i'll just....find..someone...else..*runs away screaming*
Shannon:Hehe!! works every time!!!
Vince:Omg wo can I get to babysit Hornswoggle!!?? I need somebody with good sportsmanship and is up for anything...OF COURSE!!!
*180 seonds later*
Vince:Hello Matt.I'll just get straight to the point..will you watch Hornswoggle for me tonight??
Matt Hardy:Whats in it for me??
Vince:Ummm....a hug
Matt:OH BOY!!!!! Wait an minute......since when do you give hugs...YOU LIAR!!! besides...I wouldn't be able to anyway
Vince:Why not?
Matt:I'm busy...
Vince:With what....
Matt:*takes out a pie tart* Eating this yummy pie tart thingy!!! Yum yum yum!!
Vince:Right.....you do that...*backs away slowly*
Vince:Well...there's always the other hardy....
*1 second later...geez is Vince on steroids or something....he's fast!!!*
Vince:Jeff will you watch my son for me tonight....PLEASE,PLEASE.PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE!!!!!!!
Jeff:Depends..Whats in it for me...?
Vince:.....Thats exactly what your brother said...anyway....i'll give you BJ
Jeff:*Looks at him like WTF?!?!*
Vince:...I don't understand why that bothers you but yes I am offering you BJ.My Pet giraffe...well I guess your pet giraffe if you agree
Jeff:Can.....can I have a cookie too??
Vince:Yes...you can have BJ and a cookie! So will you watch Hornswoggle??
Jeff:Yeah!!
Vince:OH YAY!!!! THANK YOU,THANK YOU!!! Here is BJ
Jeff:*Hugs giraffe* MINE!!!!!!!!!!

What will happen when Jeff babysits Hornswoggle?? Check it out in part 2!! Comming soon!!!

B.T.W:In case you didn't get the BJ thing Jeff tought Vince ment he would give him a blow job.