The dance...NARUTO STYLE!

"OMG!! There's gonna be a dance this friday!!!!" Sakura shouts as she happly runs up to saskue and Hugs him. "Oh Saskue, will you go to the dance with me?"
"No. Now go away you creepy girl. I've already got a date." Sakura turns as red as Gaara's hair.
"Who the flippen hell is it?! i''l rip her head off!!!!!!!!??????" Saskue blushes as he looks passed sakura and waves at some one who is waving at him. Sakura turns around angerly, only to see naruto walking towards them.
"NARUTO?! YOU'RE GOING WITH NARUTO?!"
Saskue stops dreamly looking at naruto. "Oh, what, no. I'm going Ino." Ino then sneaks up behind them and says "Boo!" in a childish way.
"Heyy, sakue, ready to go practice our boogy?"
"Whatever..." saskue tries to sound emo.
"WTH?! I'm ten times pretter than her, AND i have pink hair. HOE MANY GIRLS DO YOU KNOW THAT HAVE PINK HAIR SASKUE?! I'm totally special!"
Ino laughs at Sakura's patheticness. She then raps her arm around saskue and they walk away. Ino then turns back around again. "Wow, if only I had known sooner!"
"Known what?!"
"That saskue was so broke, that'll he'll go out with anybody for a quick buck! ha! See ya later, "best friend""
Sakura begins to cry in the middle of the street. Just then, she see's Lee up ahead.
"lee!" She thought. "He's so desprit, he'll go with any body! maybe he'll go with me?..."
"LEE! WAIT UP!!!"
Lee turns around. "Oh, hi, Sakura."
"will you go to the dance with me?! PLEEEEZE!! I'm desperate." Lee looks like he's thinking, thinking....
"Nope."
Sakura's mouth drops wide open.
"But-but-why?! I'LL GIVE YOU A BUS TOKEN!"sakura says. Lee laughs.
"Srry, but I have a date. Ino."
"WHAT?! BUT SHE'S GOING WITH SASKUE?! YOU'RE LYING!!!!"
"No. It's true. She gave me 5 bucks."
"Oh, damn that Ino and her money giving jutso." Sakura mumbles to herself.
"Maybe Naruto's still single. Ask him." Lee says impationtally as he runs up ahead and places his shoulder on Ino. Now, ino walks marrily down the street with Lee on one side, and Saskue on the other.
"Naruto!" Saskura quickly runs into the ramon shop and see's naruto.
"Naruto!!!! Will you go with me to the dance? PLEEEEEEZ!!!"
"Sorry, but I've got a date."
Sakura becomes reder than gaara's hair.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A DATE?! THE POSTER HAS ONLY BEEN UPFOR FREAKIN' 5 MINUTES!!!!!"
"I just called my wife up and asked if she wanted to go to this dance with me. She said only if she can also go with her 1st husband."
"WHAT?! This girl has two husbands?!"
"Seven"
"Damn it! And I can't even get a date! Well, who is this bitch?! Hinata?!"
"Juliana of the funk."
Sakura's mouth drops wide open. She looks like she's about to wet herself.
"Juliana of the funk?...The one with numkchuks?!"
"Yup."
"I was never here..." sakura slowly backs away from the ramon shop and runs for the high hills, when she bumps into Kiba.
"watch where you're going, pinky. Akumaru here is taking his daily walk. WTH do you want?!"
"A date!"
"No."
"WAHH!! Who is it?"
"Whos' what?"
"YOUR DATE?!"
"My mate?...."
"For the dance you werewolf? Who the hell are you going with?!"
"Oh, Hinata. And Melissa."
"Hinata? Melissa? Don'tthey LOVE Naruto?"
"Yeah, but ever since Naruto married Juliana of the funk, they've all been to scared to go near him. So, they started haanging out with me. Me and Akumaru."
Sakura sighs. "Do you want a third date?"
"3rd?! I only have one?!"
"HUH?! You said you were going with Hinata and Melissa???!!!!"
"OH! No, no, no! I'm going with Hinata. Melissa is going with Akumaru."
"Wow, she was that desberate?!"
"Well, I felt bad that I had to say no to her, since i was going with Hinata, so I gave Akumaru 10 bucks to go with her."
"Do you feel bad for me?!"
"Why would I?"
"becasue I don't have a date either!!!"
"Go away you creepy girl! You scare the shit out of me."
"Ohh..." Sakura walks away sadly.
While walking home, she runs into Choji.
"Hey, got a date for the dance yet, sakura?" He says flirtingly.
"Um, no. What's it to you, dounut?"
Chojilooks like he's in hevan. "I'll go with you."
"EWWW!! No! You smell bad"
"So? Ino's going out with a gay guy, Naruto's going with anumkuch killer?"
"Alright. Fine. I'll go with you." Sakura looks disqusted.
"YAAY! ALRIGHT!!!!!" He then kisses Sakira on the cheek, and runs awya.
Sakura then runs home and boils her face.