“HAY GUISE HERE’S THE MOTHA-FING BEACH!” exclaimed Akari as she dive bombed into the harsh sand. Everyone took out their swimsuits, which apparently they had the entire time they were traveling, and so they headed off to the changing areas. Karin, however, had but one important mission to do. The mission, you ask? See Sasu naked. Of course, the second he starts changing, he has to get glomped by w hores one and two, witness them stripping in front of him, then have them arrested them for sexual harassment.
Sasu-Sasu’s POV
I walked out of the changing room, and bolted to the nearest escape route. I mean, if you had some crazy lady following you around with her slightly lesbian best friend, wouldn’t you run? Wait, what do you mean “Lesbians are hot”? Have you SEEN these girls? They're fu cking cr-NO, I AM NOT GAY! YOU KNOW WHAT, F- YOU ALL!
“F UCK BUDDY!” a deranged voice screamed behind me. S hit, the evil is approaching. Unfortunately, like everything else in this stupid story, I have no control over what I said next.
“OMG YOUR SEXY SWIMSUIT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAII AKARI!”
“OMG THANKEES @w@! I LUBS YOUR HOT SEXAH BOD SASUKE! IT’S SO PALE AND MUSLED AND I WANNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF RIGHT NOW!”
Ew.
Suddenly, closet lesbo runs up and hugs freaky angel, thus distracting her long enough to escape. Unfortunately, Juugo had other plans.
Juugo’s POV
Why can’t he seeeeeeeeeeeee? Why can’t he understandddddddddddddd? She loooooooooooves him, oh she loooooooooooooves him…
Ok, enough of that. Juugo’s just scary.
Narrative POV
“OMG, what’s this?” Akari asked, gripping a sea shell in her petite hand.
“That’s a shell, d umbass.” Sasuke answered flatly. After Juugo went psycho and demanded that Sasuke ‘learn to love Akari’, he hadn’t been in the greatest of moods.
“GASP! YOU’VE GONE EMO AGAIN, HAVEN’T YOU?! I CAN’T LEAVE INTIL YOU’RE HAPPY, SASU-MUFFIN!”
“That’s b ullshit. You’re never leaving.”
“Nu-uh, I mentioned it the first chapter.”
“No, you didn’t...”
“D amn.”
Meanwhile…
“What’s that Sui-Sui?” Miku asked.
“That’s a hot dog.” He replied.
“Can I have a hot dog?”
“You can have MY hot dog!”
Slap.
END.
Sasuke’s Mothaf uckin’ POV
Later that night, Juugo came in. Greeeeeeeeeat, just f ucking wonderful.
“I can see what’s happening...” he began” And they don’t have a clue...”
“What?”
“They fall in love, and here’s the bottom line, our trio’s down to two.”
“What trio? We were a quartet, dammit.”
“CAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVE TONIGHTTTTTTTTT?”
“No, I don’t love her. Now GTFO, n00b!”
Why would I love her anyway? She took away my dignity, my personality…no wait, that was the author, but whatever. Bottom line, she’s a b itch, and I don’t like b itches. At all. Ever. And then Sasuke drifted off to sleep, dreams of punching Akari forever stuck in his head.
