An Akatsuki Story, [And your positive there not gay?]

"Yes..well..thank you. Anyway you'll be joining our organazation,ok?" Pein asked,staring at me. As in giving me the stare that says,'You don't have a choice.' I nodded,"Hell yeah!" Thus triggering Tobi to yell as well, "YAY MITZI IS STAYING!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" Pein sighed,"ANYway,your cloak and nail polish is in your room,you have fifteen minetes to change,then you shall meet us in the living room,so you can meet the other members. Is this understood." I gazed at the wallnot hearing a word. I nodded,"Oh,yea,yea totally...listening...to..wall..." Deidara slapped his forehead and let me to my room. So I got dressed and wandered to the living room. "Yo." I said sitting down on the velvet carpet. (Hmm nice rug..) 'Mitzi,stop feeling the rug up and pay attention." Pein said rubbing his temples [Basically his forehead for all you pervs and fools out there!] "OK!" I said. "This is Hidan,Zetsu,Sasori, you already met Deidara and Tobi,Itachi,Kohan,Kisame,and thats it." I thought for a moment,as I looked at everyone in the room. "Hmm,are you guys really a organization of gay kids?" Hidan,the more slick looking one yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!!?" I laughed and replied to all there stares,"I mean your all wearing nail polish...which is for girls..hmm,unless your emo?" Kisame said folding his arms,"Feh,instead of trying to make fun of everyone,why don't you make dinner." The rage filled my face,and was quite apparent to everyone in the room.That is until in a calm mannor she replied, "Well..if you insist." I got up and made a full dinner. And as soon as it was done,I ate it.. (MWUAHAHA!) I opened the door to the kitchen,and walked out and sat back in my spot. "So..?" Kisame asked. "Hmm?" I asked. "Where's dinner??" He asked,tapping his foot. "Helllloo? I ate it." I said folding my arms. "WHY!?" He asked grinding his teeth. "You said make dinner,so I did. You never said who it was for,so I ate it." I laughed. "Awww,but Tobi was hungry!" Tobi cried. "It's ok Tobi,since were BFF's I saved you a Taco." I said,handing him a taco. "YAY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" he yelled,and began to munch on the taco. "Now..what the fuck do you think gives you the right to try to make ME make dinner?" I asked getting up and staring at Kisame. "Because,your a girl,and girls do all the cleaning,cooking and such what not." I glared at him,"I should kill you.." I took out a kunai knife and stuck him in the arm very quickly. So quickly for a second he thought it did'nt even happen. I smirked as he screamed,blood gushing from his arm. I look of craze drew over my face as I laughed at him,"You should be happy,don't you see how funny this is!? You should being kissing the ground I walk on,this could have gotton alot worse." Kisame grunted and walked off. Sasori looked at you,"Hn,that was..intresting." My craze looked went away,"He's pain is my happiness." I smiled and went off to bed.

IN DA MORNING~!!!!

"Mitzukii Pein wants to see you in the battle grounds." Itachi said opening my door. "Ugh..get..out...freaking..weasel." He glared at me and slammed the door. So you got up..after an hour and went to the training place.

"Oi. What's wrong with you people...ugh..I need,my sleep!" I yawned and stood next to Tobi. "Since our newest member has FINALLY arrived,it's time for practice. Mitzukii,your against Kisame." he said. I walked onto the grounds of..battling >.>. "Start." Pein ordered.
"Now I'm gonna beat you until you listen right." Kisame laughed taking out his sword. "Hmph!" I laughed,"I guess you must want to die.."