Scene 5
(Announcers are doing the news,. Alien is doing the weather and The is in the field)
Seamore: Hello, and welcome to Channel Q News! Today’s story is about Shadow’s framing! It’s true, the killings at Channel Q News Studio was not actually done by the Shadow, but some lame look-a-like who looked nothing like the Shadow. We go to The in the field. The…
Shadow: yeah, I’m back in the field with bug spray! (Holds up bug spray)
Amanda: In other news, there have been recent reports of alien spottings. Let’s go to the video. (Shows video buying things, going to open houses, dancing at parties, and talking to Amanda.) There seems to be so many alien spottings that the police have put an reward out on whoever catches the alien.
Constipated: (Walks in back of them while sweeping)
Seamore: Now we go to Alan with weather!
Alien: (Turkey noises) (Does weather)
Seamore: Oh my god!
Amanda: What?
Seamore: Alan’s an alien! Get him!
Alien: (Runs)
(Everyone in the studio get up to chase . They chase him while Alien gets away on a bike)
(Constipated and Shadow are standing off to the side watching)
Constipated: Shadow?
Shadow: What?
Constipated: Whatever happened to that other guy?
Shadow: What other guy?
Constipated: You know, Fred Ultra’s rival, Wasn’t his name like Garry, Perry, Furry, or like Harry?
Shadow: I think it was Harry!
Constipated: Oh it was! What ever happened to Harry Butt?
Shadow: He was the fat lardo who broke the copier. He got glass in his butt, so he’s been in the hospital very since.
Constipated: Oh, shows him for trying to copy his butt.
Shadow: Yeah.
