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Amanda’s mom: *voice off camera* Amanda dear! Would your friends like some lemonade?
Amanda: NO MOTER! GOD! Stop disturbing us!
Amanda’s mom: all right dear! Call me if you need anything, and do you have any clothes? I am doing a load of undies! Tell your friends too!
Amanda: OH GOD! JUST SUT UP!
Seamore: *snickering*
Shadow: *scarred face* uhh…
Amanda’s Dad: *another voice off camera* Amanda bear! Don’t talk to your mother like that!
Amanda: just kill me now god…
Shadow: *walks over to plant with scarred look on face* umm…is this Susie…?
Amanda; yeah! Isn’t she great!?
Susie: *leaves rustle*
Shadow: hmm… *staring intently at plant* I want this…
Amanda: uhh…
Seamore: you… want the plant why now…?
Shadow: no reason… just feel like taking it
Seamore: nevermind… how about the evidence?
Shadow: I have DNA, Blood, a fingerprint and then a hair but nothing else. The hair seems to be from a dog, but it is quite hard to tell. I needed to take my glasses off. The blood is AB- and does not match the victim at all and-
Amanda: the paint said that the Shadow did it so that must mean that it was the Shadow!
Seamore: thank you captain obvious!
Amanda: *glares* shut it!
Shadow: *monologue* wait… that’s right… it did say that… and also they misspelled a lot of words… oh man… my English teacher would be sad… but why would they want to fame me…? Maybe they have something against me… what have I done… hmm… wait! I have it! They want to take away my most handsome award! They shall not have it! I won that fair and square for reasons that I do not know! I have the trophy hanging on my wall! Even Fred congradulated me on it! They shall not have my most handsome award ever! Now to find out who did it… was is that old granny that lives near out fire pit? Nah… she only likes cats… or is it that one guy on the end of the street? He seemed pretty jealous of me when I showed it to him… wait… there was a camera there… is must mean.. YES! It must mean that someone who is a real dork did it because honestly, who kills with a camera? Seriously! And a fellow disco lover too! This guy must be stopped at all costs! *ends with heroic pose*
Seamore: … inner monologue…?
Shadow: *sits down with head hung* yes…
Seamore: happens to the best of us *pats shadow’s back*
Shadow: anyways… back to the evidence…
Amanda: we have pictures of the scene! *takes photos out*
Shadow: *takes pictures* uhh… these are pictures of Johnny Depp…
Amanda: *snatches them back* wrong ones! *takes out other pictures*
Shadow: *steals pictures* hehe…
Seamore: *rolls eyes with a sigh and takes photos* wow… the camera was really able to catch the brutality of the murder well, don’t you think?
Shadow: *takes one photo and looks at it* hmm… yeah… I guess…
Amanda: I like how the light hits the blood spatter just right
Shadow: that is beautiful…
Seamore: all right… enough of that… where is that lemonade?
Amanda: don’t mention anything like that! I don’t want you people to see her!!
Shadow: see who…?
Amanda: my mom…
Shadow: I completely understand man, I mean, my mom’s whole existence is to embarrese me, I mean, she named me The
Seamore: that is so true… that is the worst
Shadow: anyways! More evidence! *picks up blood sample* As I was saying-
Amanda: *takes blood sample and sets it aside* eww… blood…
Shadow: *sigh*
