vincent valentine wants to get his fellow AVALANCHE friends a present for christmas. so, he decides to dress up as Santa Claus...at least...he tries.
it all began at walmart. he's finally found where he can buy a "mobile phone" and then the idea hits him to dress up! so it being walmart, he looks EVERYWHERE looking for a santa costume. they don't have it (us: wait...Walmart DOESN'T have it???) so he goes back to the electronics station, and turns around and sees the PS games. there he sees a man who looks vaguely familiar...
So he runs to the counter to a guy and grabs him by his Wal-mart t-shirt collar.
"Do you know who this is?" Vincent asks the man
" I just work here."
Cloud Strife, duh Vincent thinks.
"Cloud Strife! So do you have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah."
Wow. You must have been lucky with your looks.
"I have a hot ninja girlfriend," Vincent brags.
"Well, mine's not a ninja...."
"So....WHY THE CRAP IS CLOUD STRIFE ON HERE??"Vincent yells
"I don't know....."
"You should..."
Confused and frustrated- Vincent runs outta the door with the TMobile and Final Fantasy 7 game without paying. Runnig across the street is JoAnn's. Of course, it's a fabric store, so he's going to look there.....
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A SANTA SUIT?" V incent yells
"Sir, i'm sorry, and we can get you the matrials.." the woman says
"Materia?"
"No, materials."
"OK! I'll have my super hot ninja girlfriend sew this material...." Vincent says
Woman's eyes o.0
So as they are walking when the news turns on the radio in the middle of the song "1,000 miles" by Vanessa Carlton. It was a news flash.
News lady: "Hello, we are so sorry to interupt today on Chirstmas eve, but we have some tragic news."
News man: "A Wal- mart man was stabbed this morning by a man who looked 30 years old and was there earlier demanding gil from the man and he is in the hospital...."
"Oh, dear, poor man." the woman said.
I didn't ask for gil, i asked for a game, duh, i didn't have a sword with me.... wait, i don't have a sword!Where did they get i even harmed him? Vincent thinks.
"Sir, this way...." The woman says.
As Vincent follows the lady, he spots a vault.
"Ma'am, what is that?" Vincent asks
"Our most prized possetion- the world's largest bow!" The woman says.
Vincent:o.0
"One second." Vincent says as he takes out his mobile phone
Yuffie!.... It's me.....yep.....i had a question: how tall is Cloud?.....Yep!.....i'm not crazy!......5'10.......You sure?....no?.....OK! That's good......i'll ask her.....thank you!.....bye!"
The lady looks at Vincent with confusion while she is cutting fabric the size of Santa's suit.
"Now, we need filling." The woman says.
"Wait, can you show me your biggest bow?" Vincent asks.
So the woman starts walking and they get to the vault Vincent saw eariler.
"Here it is," The woman says.
Vincent stares in shock at the world's largest bow. It was weird how big people can get ribbon to get.
"How much?" Vincent asks
"20,000 gil," the woman says
"I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Excuse me?"
As Vincent said, he took it and paid for the santa suit and the world's largest bow.
He is walking and he sees Aeris's flower shop. So, he walks in.
TO BE CONTINUED
