Inuyasha hotline

Hello, you've reached the office for Inuyasha Character Therapy. If you'd like to speak to one of our therapists, please listen to the following choices:
If you're Inuyasha, we could try to tell you what number to press, but the fact is, you're just going to run in and press whatever number you feel like pressing. So I suppose we're just going to let you press a bunch of random numbers before you figure it out and finally get the right one.
If you're Kagome, please press 2. It's the number right between 1 and 3. No, wait! You just pressed 5. NO!! That was 4! Two is to the right. No!! Your OTHER right! No, no, NO! NOT THAT NUMBER! My goodness, Kagome, what number are you trying to press?!
If you're Miroku, Sango, or Shippou... holy heck, you mean Inuyasha actually let you get to the phone and dial before he tried to dial the number himself? Wow!
If you're Kohaku, you suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome. But don't be afraid to press 3. It'll be okay soon enough.
If you're Suikotsu, you have multiple personality disorder. Please press 4, 5, and 6.
If you're Naraku, you have control issues. Go ahead and make one of your little underlings press 7 for you.
If you're Sesshoumaru, you have a Narcissistic disorder. You might feel you're too good to press 8, but if you do, we won't tell anyone.
If you're Miroku, you've dialed the wrong number. Please call the number to register with the sex offenders listing.





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