...A WTF Dream...

Mello shot back at the zombified person that had been chasing after Matt, Near, and me. "COME ON!! WHY WON'T IT DIE!!??"
"You have to shoot around the head!"yelled Near,who was trying his bestto run faster.
Matt kept dragging me behind him, as he ran. "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS ANYWAY!!??"
"They're people!" shouted Near.
"Them be some damn ugly fricken' people then!!" Mello shouted turning back to run and catch up.
"They've been infected with the T-virus!" said Near.
"JUST RUN, DAMMIT!!"I screamed at them.
After about fifteen minutes of running, we made it to an empty room.
"Okay, now tell me, what the hell, is the T-virus?" asked Mello, as he took a bite out of a chocolate bar he had been keeping in his pocket.
"It's a virus made by the Umbrella Corporation..." said Near. "It kills the person it infects, and then brings them back to life, except, the difference is, they are pretty much blood thirsty for humans... And, they look like that thing you were shooting at... And, bad thing is... We could get it too..."
"What!?" I asked, shocked, and very scared.
"Chill out, Usuki..." said Matt, sighing and patting me on the head.
"Yes, just stay calm... The only way to get infected is..." Near paused.
"TELL US!!" Mello screamed, about to choke him.
"Okay... First of all, if you are bitten by one, y'all gonna turn into one... Next, if you're scratched by one, y'all gonna turn into one... And, if you marry one, and it's your cousin... Y'all might be a redneck."
"DAMN IT, NEAR!! THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!! I SHOULD PUSH YOU OUTSIDE WITH THOSE DAMN THINGS!!"
Me, and Matt sighed, then held Mello back. "Near... You're trying to get yourself killed aren't you?" we both asked in unison.