Rock Lee gets a Strip Tease

The Leaf Village was just as it should be: with the exception that Lee and Yoyo were hanging out in Lee's appartment, for their signifigant other's had up and suddenly disappeared. The scene was nonchalant, nothing akward about it. Just Lee watching 'Jackass the Movie' and Yoyo glued to the pages of her Yaoi Porn. Oh, how big her collection was!
But. As said, nothing weird about it. it could have been a painting, that is, until Lee stood, and walked into the kitchen. He opened the 'fridge, just to see if there was anything he wnated at the moment. But then he saw it, and a devious smirk crept upon his face as he silently pulled out a fresh cheesecake he'd got from the bakery that same day.

He sliced off a large peace, his smirk growing all the while. Finally, after snickering to himself enough, he crept back over to the couch, before Yoyo, and snatched the book in front of her face away. As she looked up to snap at him, she became distracted as her eyes lingered on the hunk of cake in his hands.

"Want some cheesecake?" Lee asked, taking all his effort to stiffle his laughter. Yoyo nodded slowly, her eyes never leaving her peice of heaven.

"Yeah..." She said as she continued to nod and stand. She reached for the cake, and as she was to grab it, Lee jerked it away. "No, no! If I give you something like this, you have to give me something in return!" Yoyo narrowed her eyes. "Like what?" Lee forced down his grin as he said it, but the blush found it's way to the furface. "How about a show?" A show. Did he really want Yoyo to pretend to be Ricky Bobby? No. Not that kind of show. He ment.....

And then it hit Yoyo. If he wanted a show, he'd get one.

Yoyo had pushed Lee onto the couch before she turned, and walked to the middle of the room, and in front of the T.V., her bare feet not making a sound as he did so. She yanked the hair tie out of her ponytail and let it fall, her hair cascading around her as she undid the buttons on her shirt slowly, one after another, until there were none left, and she shrugged out of the shirt, and threw it on the couch. Lee's eyes drifted to it as his heart rate accelerated. He hadn't really expected her to go along with it....not that he was complaining. Not by a long shot. He resisted a smile.

Lee knocked the shirt off the couch, his eyes drifting back up. He found Yoyo had slipped herself out of her jeans, and was leaning forward, her hand out, now in her undergarments.

"Give it to me." She said, referring to the cake, but he words only made Lee turn a deeper shade of pink, and eventually red, as he stuck frozen on the spot, resistig the urge to allow his eyes to drift a bit....Then, as she pulled back,a pout on her face, he became confused. "Is that it?" Yoyo said with a huff. Lee had no clue what she was talking about, until she started again, with reaching back and undoing her bra, letting it fall to the ground, along with her underwear, which fell around her ankles.

Lee's free hand shot up to his nose to stop the blood flow.

Seeing as he was already experiencing a horrid nosebleed, and wanted to avoid anything popping up, Lee handed Yoyo the slice of cake. She took it with glee, cheering as she plopped herself onto the couch to eat it, and Lee jumped up. Sitting right next to her would result in the urge to touch.....he looked away, and noticed her pile of clothing on the floor. Temptation kicke din as he scooped the pile into his arms, and slunk to the door, he opened it, the click of the deadbolt being his giveaway.

Yoyo's head snapped around as she spotted Lee, who'd instantly darted out the door and into the night, taking Yoyo's clothes with him. "LEE!" Yoyo yelled, lurching from the couch and following in pursuit if her friend.

Lee ran, fast and without effort, to the park, Yoyo, fast and with much effort, tailing behind, yelling "LEE!" All the way. The boy glanced back once, to see how close she was.....and he regreted it at once, and his hand shot back up to his nose, though he was smiling with an air of stupidy floating around him. "No!!" He called back everytime.

If this wasn't going in his notepad of random stuff then nothing was.

"Giveit!" She called. "No!" Lee replied, smiling and shaking his head as he ran. "Oh?! And why not?!" Lee got stuck on the question, and rambled utter nonsense. "What was that?!?! I didn't quite hear it!!!" Yoyo called, picking up the pace. Lee squeezed his eyes shut, as he shouted "I like the view, okay?!"

He opened his eyes, and collided with a tree. Was this it for him?

Lee opened his eyes and gasped: Yoyo was right above him, bent over and leaning in front of his face with a frown on her own. "Give. me. Back. My. Clothes, Lee!" She seetehd, reaching for them at the same time. "I...said...NO!" Instinct took over then, and Lee rolled to evade Yoyo and her grasp, smirked, and took to run again, but was foiled, as Yoyo's hand caught his arm. He yelped, and they wreslted one another to the ground for the fight for clothes. Eventually, Yoyo's hands caught apart of the lump of clothing, and then.......

....Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiippp!!!

"Rock Lee! You baka!" Lee rolled to the side, and stood, putting his arms up defensivly as he turned to run....and ran back into the tree. Yoyo hovered over him again, still naked mind you, so this time, Lee got a better view of something else......Back up his hand went as he stood slowly, and carefully this time around.

"Yoyo, I am sooo sorry....!" He pled forgiveness. Yoyo narrowed her eyes and smacked him upside the head.

Lee whined. "Sorry...." A sad look appeared on Yoyo's face. "I'm sorry as well, you dense Rock!" She wrapped her amrs around him in a hug. Lee's eyes widened and his body stiffened.

"Umm....Yo-" "What? I thought you liked the view?" She chuckled.

Lee stiffened further. "Well, I, uh...I.....gotta run!" He turn and took to run again, crimson, when Yoyo yelled, and caused him to trip over his own feet:

"LEE! I'm still naked!!!"