"Turn Into Something Beautiful."
Waking up the next morning, Valerie squealed loudly, accidentally waking Chester up.
"What? What?!"
"Crap. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
"Could've fooled me," He said, kissing her arm, before curling back under the covers. "Why were you squealing or whatever anyways?" He literally mumbled.
"Because, I woke up this morning feeling good." She said, sighing. "Birds flying hiiiiiiiiiiigh, you know how I feel. Sun in the skyyyy, you know how I feel. Breeze driftin on by, you know how I feel. It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me...and I'M FEELIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
"Um, Val, not to burst your bubble, but Chester's tired."
"Sorry. I'll go sing in there."
"Thanks." He said, turning over.
"And I'm feeling goo-" Valerie sang, as she tripped in the hallway. "I'll just stop in general..."
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That Afternoon.
"What kind of wedding do you want?" Chester asked Valerie as he stopped at a stop sign.
"Not a flashy, expensive, big kind, you know?"
"Uhhh huhhh." He replied.
"A smallish one. With just us two, a priest, the guys, Sam, Anna and Linsey, of course and....whoever else you wanna invite." She shrugged, putting her shades at the top of her head.
"Ah, wait. You didn't mention your parents?"
"....So..?"
"Well, aren't you going to invite them? I mean, they did bring into this world."
"Yeah, well. Fine. I'll ask..." Valerie said, stubbornly.
Within a few minutes, they had reached Joe's house, and headed inside.
"How's lifeeeee?" Brad asked.
"Greeeeeeattttt." Chester said, returning the tone.
"Yeah. Whoa, Valerie, is that a ring on your finger?" Mike asked.
"Nope. It's a lizard person." She said, grinning.
"Ohmygod!" The guys said at the same time.
"I know, right?! Everyone knows lizard people went extinct like, years ago." Joe said.
"Uh..." Dave said, giving him a weird look.
"Basically guys, we're engaged." Chester said, hugging Valerie from the side.
"Really? Dude, that's, like,so awesome. Congrats, man." Brad said, smiling.
"Yeahhhhh. Congratulations, guys." Rob added.
"Happy Easter!"
"Joe, just stop talking for a minute, okay?" Mike said, laughing.
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"So, when's the wedding?" Dave asked.
"No idea, but we're excited." Valerie said, grinning.
"Coolness."
"Who's your best man?" Mike said, coughing wildly.
"Well," Chester said. "It's not you, because we already discussed you'd look better in a bridesmaid's dress."
Mike glared. "No."
"Am I your best man?" Joe wondered loudly.
"Guys, I want you all to be my best....men. That'd be freaking awesome." Chester said.
"You're just saying that..." Brad said.
"That makes, like...no sense at all!" Mike said, yelling at Brad.
"Shut up, Mike! I wasn't even talking to you." Brad retorted.
"Can I be your bridesmaid?" Joe asked, Valerie.
"Shut up, you're a guy." Dave said, rolling his eyes.
"You shut up, you girl."
"Hey, I'm not a girl!" Rob said, furrowing his eyebrows.
"He wasn't talking to you." Brad said.
"Oh my god, what the hell did we cause?" Chester said, rubbing his temples.
"Guys, shut up." Valerie said, annoyed. "This wedding crap doesn't have to be figured out right now, you know. It's most likely not even going to be this year. So just chill out." She said.
The room grew quiet, and everyone nodded, agreeing with her.
"Sorry." Everyone, including Chester, who wasn't even involved said.
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