Sponge Bob Squarepants "Cooking Patties"

Mr.Krabs walked in the room, suspecting lazy behavior from SpongeBob. "Boy, why aren't me patties getting cooked?" Mr.Krabs asked SpongeBob. SpongeBob stood with a blank stare. "I ain't paying you to slack, now get cookin'!" Mr.Krabs yelled. "SpongeBob, you've finally lost it." Squidward said in glee. "That's a good thing for me." SpongBob again stood their with a blank stare. The customers were lining up by minute, each one hungry and ready for a meal. "Where's my food?" Mr.Jenkins yelled. "I'm starving here!" Jessica Fish cried. SpongeBob did not even blink, move or even breathe. Mr.Krabs was getting worried so he scurried into the emergency employee room, he had seven packets of employees. Mr.Krabs read the instructions "Just add water." That sounded easy at first but when he accidently spilled the water everywhere the employee grew like a blob. Everywhere the water was, so was the employee. He had a mouth on the left side of his blob form and the rest of his body parts on the right. Mr.Krabs fainted. Squidward was attacked by the angry customers. "I'll grab his leg!" Jessica Fish said. "And I'll claw his eyes out!" Cried Bella Puffer. The whole crowd of angry customers charged at Squidward again and again. Squidward was covered in bruises, there was no one to save them. Then SpongeBob ran in through the front door. "What did I miss?" he asked foolishly. Squidward didn't respond, he only yelled out "HELP!" So SpongeBob whipped up a thousand Krabby Patties, each customer consumed them, and left without paying. "I thought you were in the kitchen!" Squidward said with a shocked voice. "Ha,ha,ha!" SpongeBob laughed. "That was my dummy." About five minutes later Mr.Krabs woke up. "What happend boy?" He asked SpongeBob. SpongeBob said "Squidward knows." Squidward just smiled and said "You had an awful dream." "Oh, I did lads?" Mr.Krabs asked. "Yup." SpongeBob said. "Yup." Then Mr.Krabs went into his office. Squidward and SpongeBob threw away the instant employee into the garbage and they all lived happily ever after! The end!