Harry, Ron, Hermione, and myself sat in front of the fire laughing. Hermione and I talking about Bam; Ron and Harry talking about Paris Hilton or something. Hermione still liked Bam. She laughed.
“You know I would love to-“
SPLASH!
“Fuck you Bam!” I shrieked and jumped up out of bed soaking wet. “You really are an asshole.” I sighed and looked down at my shirt.
“Sorry kiddo. Wake up.” Bam smiled as he put the bucket away. Sirius and Remus were already awake and sitting on the opposite bed.
“You guys could have warned me!” I yelled at them.
“They could have but I told them not to.” Bam laughed as he fixed his vest. I grabbed the nearest thing to me, which happened to be the hotel phone, and chucked it at his nuts. It hit right below his belt and he crouched down in pain. “Who’s your daddy now?” I smirked.
Bam grabbed the hair dryer and threw that at me. It hit me in the shoulder so I grabbed the lamp and tossed it at him. It hit his knee cap and shattered. Bam retaliated and grabbed the coffee machine. I tried to move out of the way fast enough but it was no use. It seemed like a punch to the stomach. I groaned and crouched over.
“Shit, no kids for me.” I held my stomach and lower abdomen with one hand and the bed with the other trying to get my breathing back to normal. Sirius and Remus had ducked behind the bed to avoid getting smacked in the face with a random object in the room.
“I don’t think I’ll be able to reproduce.” Bam limped his way over to the table and grabbed the other lamp. He raised it up over his head and brought it down so it smashed over my back. I fell to the ground on my stomach and covered my head as the shards of glass came down from the air and around my body.
I opened the drawer between the two beds, grabbed the Holy Bible, and chucked it at him. The Holy Bible landed with a loud smack as it his is face and a louder thump as it hit the floor. Bam went to grab the phone book on the small table in the corner of the room when there was a loud knock on the door.
“Who is it?” Bam asked.
“Jeff.” A voice came. Bam unlocked the door and Jeff stepped in.
“I-“ Jeff began but closed his mouth as he saw the room and us. Bam has a big red mark on his right cheek where the Bible hit him and I had a small swallow cut on my neck from where a shard of glass from the lamp grazed my skin. “The hell happened to you guys?”
“Holly started it.” Bam said pointing at me.
“You may be pointing at me but there are three fingers pointing back at yourself.” I remarked. Bam put his arm down and looked at Jeff.
Jeff rolled his eyes. “Expected behavior from you two. Come on, get changed.” He noted my wet shirt. “And come on down. We’re getting ready to get going.”
“Thanks Jeff.” I smiled. As the door closed I punched Bam in the chest.
*30 MINUTES LATER – DAY THREE – 9:09AM*
“Ten minutes ago we got here. We have slept since, ya know, what, Berlin?” Skiny said. He was some filmmaker that became a really good friend. Bam replied with something about sleeping. “No, shit no, since we left.”
We made our way outside where Max was standing on something talking to the whole group. “Today is the serious leg, you should be up to it in 10 hours.”
“15 hours.” Someone said.
“That’s means some of you will do it in 6 hours and some of you will do it in 20 hours. You have 2 border crossings to get through, Lithuania into Latvia and Latvia into Russia.” He finished.
Billy Scully, the security for Gumball stood where Max was standing. “Today, we have a police escort, from here all the way to the border. Once you get into Russia you will encounter military assistance.”
We all nodded in agreement. After they were done explaining it we all separated. Sirius had to apparate to Hogsmeade to talk to someone. Johnny came over and started talking to Bam, Remus, and myself.
“Russia is not joke. Jeff’s handkerchief is.” Johnny said. I started laughing. Jeff was sporting a pink handkerchief around his neck.
“We get our mission pack on the way out.” Jeff said. I smiled.
“Jeff, can I rock your cool handkerchief?” I asked. He smiled and nodded. He pulled out a brand new one and I wrapped it around my neck. I be looking pimpin.
Sirius arrived a few minutes later. He told Remus something and he nodded.
“Okay, to the cars everyone!” I chuckled and walked to the Lamborghini. I got in the driver’s seat and Remus got behind me, Sirius behind Bam and Bam in the passenger. I grabbed the mission pack Sirius made a low growl. I handed the pack to Bam and look in the mirror at Sirius.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we started driving.
“That was a Death Eater.” He said as he turned around and watched him.
“Shit.” I mumbled as we followed the other car to the border.
“Mission pack number 4!
From: Vilnius, Lithuania
To: St. Petersburg, Russia
Distance: 463 miles.” Bam read out loud.
“Let’s get crackin!” I drove as fast as I could past all the people that were standing on the side of the road cheering. Bam yelled out his window at them and the cheered louder.
In no time we ended up at Zarasai, Lithuania. For better directions, the Lithuanian and Latvian Border. In no time we were all pulled over. Probably about 97 cars and all their passengers were on the entering side of the country. We were stuck at the Border.
