What am I now? (sasuke love story) 43

kaoru:[how she looks... ^^' i kinda forgot to do it earlier]
emiko:
tami:
~BACK TO THE STORY~
emiko: *sighs*
kaoru: i don't know how you can handle your kids... hey look. there's naruto, choji, and shikamaru...
emiko: yeah...
kaoru: your kids are asleep right?
emiko: yeah. they got so tired from driving you insane.
kaoru: =u= don't remind me.
emiko: ! not him....
kaoru: who? where?
emiko: on the-
choji: *destroys the painting*
emiko: *growls* i'll be right back... *disappears*
kaoru: sai... you're in trouble.
naruto: that's not anybody i've seen before.... but that's a konoha forehead protector.
kaoru: of course... he's gonna get in trouble....
naruto: kaoru?!
choji: you know him?
kaoru: yep... emiko hates his guts.... just look *points*
emiko: )( *talking to sai*
sai: *emotionless*
kaoru: ! oh man this is bad...
naruto: eh?
~emiko~
sai: *attacks emiko*
emiko: *dodges the attack* tsk.
~kaoru~
kaoru: *head palm* emiko....
naruto: *runs to the roof top*
kaoru: WAIT! NARUTO! *head palm again* great....
~emiko~
emiko: damnit sai! *does some handsigns*
sai: *draws and it comes to life*
emiko: *destroys the ink paintings*
sai: *draws more*
emiko: *pissed*
naruto: *about to attack sai*
sai: *blocks* you're pretty weak.... for a guy. do you even have a p***s?
naruto: *blush and pissed* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
sai: *jumps* see you later, naruto-kun.
naruto: GET BACK HERE!
emiko: SAI! GET YOUR ASS HERE! )( damnit!
kaoru: *appears* seems sai got on your nerves again... just like the first time you met... ahhh what a charm.
emiko: don't bring it up.
naruto: *pissed*
kaoru: lemme guess... made almost the same way he met you?
emiko: pretty much. that ass....
~later on~
kaoru: i'm gonna be gone for a while...
emiko: why?
kaoru: it's on the DL... sorry. but i'm going on a mission.. it'll take a while tho...
emiko: alright.
kaoru: see ya.... *walks out*
hikaru: *on kaoru's leg* DON'T GO!~
mizuki: *on kaoru's other leg* PLZZZ!!~
kaoru: *sparkle sparkle* how can i go with these adorable kids wanting me to stay here? *sparkle sparkle*
emiko: =u=; i'll take care of my own kids...
kaoru: *out of thought* right right. now i'm on my way... and btw... if i die.... i'll haunt you. BYE! *waves*
~that night~
emiko: *sleeping*
???: emiko-chan?
emiko: kaoru? just go to bed
???: it's not kaoru...
emiko: *wide eyed* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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Next time on "What am I now?"...
kaoru: mission time! but you won't see me until you-know-what is you-know-where. *big grin*
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emiko: why are you in my room?
???: it's a long story...