I was laughing and so was Andrea. I turned my head to see another golf cart. “Who the hell is that?”
“Yo, that’s my secret weapon!” Vito exclaimed. Vito and Phil walked up to her and so did Bam. Bam was investigating what was under the blue drape, but Vito was yelling at him to get away. “What’s the next whole?”
Bam leaned against his hockey stick. “The A-hole,” he smiled.
“Oh you should be good at that,” he said and they drove off.
“That girl should be scared for her life,” Bam smiled.
“She should be,” Ape added.
Vito was taunting Bam, but I walked up to his ear. “Ignore him,” I said, sensually. Bam shivered and hit the ball. The ball went in.
“Oooh,” everyone cheered. Bam raised his hands in the air and threw his hockey stick.
“Yo Bam, you got a hole in one?” Raab called. Bam looked at us and we laughed.
Vito got it in two so now they were tied.
“Look what’s next fat boy!” Bam smiled, pointing to the next hole. “You’ll be good at this next hole; it’s devoted to you.”
“What the hell kinda hole is that, a pie hole,” Vito mumbled.
Bam got another hole in one while Vito took five.
Next hole was the Ninja Hole. They each took five.
We moved on to the Sucker Punch hole. Ryan decided to stand in the middle and he got punched so hard he was in the air then fell over. His club went in the air too and then hit him in the chest. Vito got two and Bam got five.
“What’s the score, Megan?” I asked.
She looked over her sheet. “Bam has 21 and Vito has 22.”
We walked to the Zombie Hole next. While Ape was going, some guy jumped up and started screaming. Ape was laughing so hard. Vito got his first hole in one and Bam got five.
“Yo, what just happened?” Raab called.
The guys moved on to the Rake Yohn Butt Hole. The sad part was it looked just like him if he died his hair blonde.
Bam got a hole in one, but Vito didn’t. His first hit missed just barley, and his second hit he tapped, but his third one, he slammed off the tube and off into nowhere. Vito got five.
“One more hole to go!” Bam shouted. “If you win half ass, I may just deduct a wheel.”
“What ever just give me something!”
Bam got five shots and now it all came down to Vito.
“You have to do it in three tries.”
Vito hit it once and missed.
“That’s one,”
Vito hit it again and missed.
“That’s two,”
Vito hit again and made it. “That’s three!”
Bam got up and threw his stick down as the Glory Hole began to smoke. Vito taunted Bam about his new car and Bam just stood there, annoyed.
I shook my head and walked with Megan as Bam and Ryan went to get Raab out. But we turned to hear screaming from Raab. We saw Bam and Ryan push the thing over and push it side to side. We rolled our eyes and went inside. We just grabbed a bottle for Andrea and walked back outside.
I told Megan about Andrea’s laugh and how we made her laugh. She was smiling and laughing. We walked over to Bam and waited on Vito’s new car.
“Yo let’s bring it out!” Bam shouted. And sure enough, Ryan came around the corner on a little bike.
“What the hell is that thing?” Vito complained.
Bam walked around to the back of it. “Look, it has three wheels.”
“This is like a leaf blower!”
I raised my eye brows. “A what?”
“A leaf blower!” Vito went to get on it, but his foot hit the seat. He moved his foot and sat down. He started it and drove off as Bam and Ryan pushed him. Bam pushed him almost all the way down the drive way but Vito got stuck.
Vito got up and walked away.
“You don’t want it?” Bam asked.
“No! Run it over with the Hummer!”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“I can’t even go up a hill! Jagah, huwhallahahh horsepower.”
Bam was laughing he didn’t even notice Vito hop in his Hummer. I shoved his shoulder which turned him around. He gave us a weird look and started walking toward the Hummer.
“Hey,” Bam called. “Where are you going?”
Spencer came up to me. “Can I have that bike?”
I laughed. “Maybe, I’ll think about it.”
He nodded and I handed him the empty bottle. He held it as we watched in amusement as Bam walked next to his Hummer.
“Vito, you’re not allowed to mess with the Hummer!” Bam said.
“Thanks for the truck!” Vito smiled.
“Where are you goin’?” Bam called.
Vito stuck his arm out the window. “Thanks for the Hummer!”
Bam walked to me. “He’s not keeping that.”
I shook my head as the Hummer drove out of sight.
“He’s not coming back,” Ape commented.
“Chase him down on the moped,” Phil added. “You’ll catch him.”
“Yeah,” Ape smiled. “You’ll catch ‘em...next week.”
I shook my head as Bam ran to the Lambo, dragged Ry with him, and sped off to follow Vito.
Everyone went inside and did their own thing.
I watched TV with Andrea, Dico, Megan and Diva, Novak was nowhere to be seen, Ape and Phil went home and Raab was taking a nap.
We were all watching an interview of Bam on his top five injuries. The fisrt one was when he broke his tail bone and we were laughing when he said something about his dick being too small because it was “the dead of winter”.
“I guess you would know, huh Tori?” Dico joked.
I glared at him as Bam and Ryan walked in. he took one glance at the TV and groaned.
Megan tilted he head. “Hey Bam,”
He turned his head.
“Ryan’s bigger.”
Ryan smiled, plopped down on the couch next to her and kissed her cheek. She put her head on his shoulder and he put his arm around her shoulders.
I smiled and laughed. “But Bam is better.”
He smiled down on me and I winked up at him.
“How would you know?” Megan asked. “You’ve only slept with one guy.”
I singled her to come close. I bent over to her ear and whispered. “Do you think Bam would be better?”
She sat back and nodded fast.
I laughed and nodded. “That’s what I thought.”
