Poor Gerard... humorous MCR dialog

Last time we met, Gerard was getting picked on by Frank and Mikey. Now I'm gonna help him get revenge on them....wuahahaha...
Me: Okay, Gerard, everything set?
Gerard: Yes, it is.
Me: Okay, get ready for Vengeful Action A.
A bit later...
Frank: *walking innocently in the streets*
Me: *runs up to him* OMG It's Frank Iero! I'm a huuuuuuuuuuugggee fan of My Chem! Dude I just gotta get your autograph!
Frank: Okay then, who's it for?
Me: It's for my beeeest friend that lives in Japan named Amberlyn!
Frank: Okay then *signs autograph*
Me: Oh dude! Can I hug you!? I just HAVE to hug the awesomest guitarist in the woooorllld!
Frank: Well, I see you have great taste in music... heh. Sure you can hug me! *hugs*
Me:*hugs, puts something on Frank's back ,but makes it seem like I'm just patting his back* ehehe...
Frank: Okay, it was nice meeting you....?
Me: Oh I'm Chiuna. Whootness! It was awwwweeesooooommmee meeting you Frank Iero! We should totally do it again!
Frank: Sure... let's.... well hope to see you at a concert!
Me: Okay! LATER DUDE! *runs in distance* I JUST HUGGED FRANK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Frank: Okay, that was weird. *walks back to tour bus*
In the tour bus....
Mikey: So how was your stroll, Frank?
Frank: It was cool. Except that this odd fangirl came at meand wanted to hug me.
Mikey: Hey, they're fangirls, they only live once.
Frank: Yeah... *turns back to mikey to get orange juice*
Mikey: *laughs*
Frank: What's so funny?
Mikey: Do you see what's on your back?
Frank: What's on my back?
Mikey: *takes thing of Frank's back and shows him*
Frank: WHAT THE HELL? Who put a sign that says "I'm a Pretty Girl!" on my back??? GERARD!!!!!
Gerard: *walks in* Yes, Frank?
Frank: Did you put this sign on my back? *points to sign that Mieky's holding*
Gerard: No.....
Mikey: Maybe that fangirl did it!
Frank: Why would a fangril do it? They would kill the person that would do such a thing to me! I know, I've been told!
Gerard: *laughs*
Frank: What are you laughing at Gerard?
Gerard: Oh nothing... I'm just looking back at what you guys did to me this morning and I'm over it all. Nice job you guys.
Mikey: We don't try too hard.
Gerard: ha ha yeah...
VENGEFUL ACTION B:
Gerard: *taking Mikey's CD and hiding them in his makeup case*
a bit later...
Mikey: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHO TOOK ALL MY THE USED CD'S???!?!??!? AHHH! AND I HAD AN AFI ONE RIGHT HERE! WHERE'D THEY GO?!??!?!
Frank: (from another room) Maybe that fangirl stole them!
Mikey: Shut up, Frank! Why would your fangirl waste time stealing MY CD's??
Frank: ahahahaa....
Me: *outside of tour bus* Okay, now for Vengelful act C...
VENGEFUL ACTION C:
Me: *runs up to Mikey as he's leaving the tour bus for brownie mix* OMG IT'S MIKEY WAY!! I'D NEVER THINK TO SEE THIS DAY!
Mikey: I didn't either....
Me: DUDE! I GOT YOU THIS BROWNIE MIX! You should take it...
Mikey: Oh dude, I was just about to go out for that...
Me: I just went for it myself, but you're Mikey Way! You deserve it more than I do!
Mikey: Well, thanks, I guess...
Me: You're welcome maaaaann!!! OH DUDE! I JUST GOTTA HAVE A PICTURE WITH YOU!
Mikey: Sure, okay.
Me: Okay, just let me put my sunglasses on! My eyes are sensitive to the flash.
Mikey: Okay.
Me: There, now, SMILE! *snaps photo*
Mikey: Okay there we go.
Me: Oh dude, just one more, one more.
Mikey: Okay.
Me: *snaps photo again* Okay. IT WAS AAAWWWWEEEESOOOOMMMMEEE MEETING YOU MIKEY! Oh dude, I gotta hug you!
Mikey: Sure, okay. *hug*
Me: *hugs, puts a sign on Mikey's back* It was AWWWEEESOOMMMEEE MEETING YOU MIKEY! WE SHOuLD SOOO TOTALLY DO IT AGAIN!
Mikey: Okay, we'll do that... >.O
Me: LATER! *runs off in distance* I JUST HUGGED MIKEY!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Mikey: Okay, that was weird. Oh I forgot, we need milk, so I'll go get it. *walks to store.*
On his way there, Mikey got several slaps on the ass. he didn't know why, and he didn't want to know why either. When he got back, his ass was numb.
Mikey: Oh dude, that was crazy.
Bob: What?
Mikey: I go out to get milk and a buncha people are slapping my ass.
Frank: Dude, it must be numb.
Mikey: It is... And before I got there, I ran into a fangirl myself... man is this a crazy ass day...
Frank: Tell me about it...
Ray: What's that on your back?
Mikey: What? *tries to reach back there*
Gerard: *walks in* What's going on here?
Frank: Mikey has something on his back.
Gerard: Let me get it brother. *takes sign, laughs*
Ray: Dude, what does it say?
Gerard: Look! *laughing still*
Frank: *reads aloud* "Smack my ass if you think I'm hot!" *laughs* Dude, no wonder!
Mikey: Who did this to me?
Frank: Maybe that fangirl did it.
Mikey: Dude, I doubt a fangirl would want other people smacking my ass!
Frank: eh true...
Mikey: oh dude, Bob, you need to stop moving...
Bob: But I'm just sitting here.
Mikey: Don't lie to m-- *falls on floor unconscious*
Frank: Um... is he dead?
Gerard: *pokes Mikey with a stick* I think he should be fine. Maybe he was exposed to some sort of flash that would have such an effect so many minutes later.
Frank: Okay, I'm throwing this guy into his bed! *throws Mikey in his bed*
VENGEFUL ACTION D:
Gerard: Time to take revenge on you Frank! *steals all Frank's unicorn plushies*
Gerard takes them outside, sets them in a pile, pours lighter fluid and bug spray all over them, and sets them on fire. And he makes sure that it's outside Frank's window.
later...
Frank: *walks in room, finds sign* "Look out the window, Frank." Okay...*looks, sees flaming pile of unicorns* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My UNICORNS!! THEY STOOD NO CHANCE! WHO WOULD HURT MY PRECIOUS UNICORNS???? *sobs*
Gerard: What's happening? *looks out, pretends to be shocked* oh dude, um that's your collection of unicorns, isn't it?
Frank: *sniffle* uh huh...
Gerard: Dude, I'm sorry, if we ever find out who did this to your unicorns, I will do everything in my power to make sure that guys gets the death sentence.
Frank: Oh Gerard, you're like a brother! *sobs in Gerard's chest.*
Gerard: There there...
VENGEFUL ACTION E:
Me: *finishes billboard* Ha ha, this one will take the cake.
Gerard: Yep... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Me: Okay, let's get down from here...
Later, many people see the bilboard and they write down what they needed from it.
Frank: *cell phone rings* Hello? Um, yeah this is Frank... Um hello, Ashlee... that's great.... hold on, I have another call. Hello? Great that you're an MCR fan, Fidelity, hold on I have another call... Hello, this is Frank. Um, hi Lissa. thanks but... hold on...
Mikey: *walks in* DUDE! I'm getting flooded with calls here!
Frank: I know what you mean! What the hell? Um, yeah hello? Um sorry but-- hold on. Hello? I did not order a pizza! hold on-- hello?
Mikey: Um that's great--hold on... hello? Um, I wouldn't be able to give you Gerard's phone number-- hold on... hello? Um great... I'm not going to hte prom with you, I-- hold on... Hello?
For the next few hours, Mikey and Frank had fun with their phone festival. MCR then hits the road (and I stow away in their luggage) and they happen to pass by that billboard.
Bob: What is that?
Ray: It's Frank and Mieky up there!
Gerard: *acts clueless* What? *yells to driver* Hey! Could you stop the bus?
Driver: Yeah!
MCR heads outside to see the billboard.
Frank: WHAT THE HELL???!?!
Mikey: WHO PUT OUR PHONE NUMBERS ON A BILLBOARD?!?!?!?
Gerard: That is weird...
Ray: Whoa dude...
Bob: That is crazy right there.
Meanwhile in the luggage:
Me: Ha ha, now to let the cat out of the bag... *calls Gerard's phone*
Gerard: Hold up, I'm vibrating. *answer phone*
Me: go to the luggage, Gerard.
Gerard: *acts confused...* what? okay???? Um sure...
Frank: What is it?
Gerard: This random person wants us to look in our luggage.
Mieky: WHat the hell?
Bob: Let's just see what's in there.
They head to the luggage compartment of the bus and then..
Me: *jumps out* WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SURPRISE MCR!
Frank and Mikey: It's that weird and crazy fangirl I ran into! *looks at each other* What????
Gerard: Haha holy crap....
Ray: Okay... what's going on?
Bob: Totally clueless here...
Me: Well, here's the story for ya. Me and Gerard were getting revenge on Frank and Mikey for what they did earlier. I put the signs on their backs and made Mikey unconscious with a camera flash. Did you guys eat those brownies?
Bob: Nope, never even made them.
Me: oh, well then... *shifty eyes*
Gerard: I stole Mikey's CDs and set Frank's unicorns on fire.
Frank : YOU WHAT??!?!?!
Gerard: That's what you get for getting to my Batman plushie.
Mikey: My CDs... where are they?
Gerard: I'm not telling you yet. I'm gonna make you suffer.
Mikey: NOOOOO!!!
Me: and we both put up that billboard.
Frank: You guys are so cruel...
Me: ha ha
Gerard: Well now that we've all had our fun, have we learned a lesson here?
Mikey: Yeah, keep Gerard away from fans that have bright ideas.
Frank: Yep.
Me: ha ha well now that all is said and done, can I stay on the tour with you guys? I kind of don't have a ride home and...
MCR: *drives away*
Me: OH COME ON! *sighs hopelessly* TAXI!
there you have it! I do not advise playing such pranks on your family, friends, or MCR. I am not a fangirl, that was just to freak out mikey and Frank. And also, please clean up after yourself. lolness This was fun! -LuvsHIM