what am i now? (sasuke love story) 41

sakura: WAIT UP NARUTO!
chiyo: why is that kid trying so hard to help gaara, a different member of a different villiage? also why is he...?
kakashi: he too is a jinchuuriki. and it's the kyuubi that's sealed inside him, no less. granted, naruto... most likely doesn't have any particular attachment to sunagukure.however, he is ajinchuurikijustlikegaara. naruto ends up understanding gaara's feelings... better than anyone at sunagukure. the treatment that a jinchuuriki receives is pretty much the same at ourvillage. that, in particular, is why he can't just ignore gaara-kun. whether it's konoha or suna, it's pretty much the same to him. to naruto, gaara-kun is someone who experienced the same pain, a friend. naruto's dream is to become hokage. so when he heard gaara-kun became kazekage, he became rather frustrated. but, but at the same time... naruto rejoiced from the bottom of his heart. naruto has an unusually gift. even without saying much, he basically becomes friends with anyone.
chiyo: i've lived a long time and seen great many things and i've even learned the truth of the world to a degree. once i understood that alliances with foreign countries were no more than idle promises... i devised a way to protect the village, sunagukure. the one who cast the jutsu to seal the shukaku in gaara... was i. *blah blah blah blah blah! YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS PART! if you did... TOO BAD FOR YOU!*
~in front of akatsuki's hideout~
gai: you're late, kakashi.
kakashi: no no... on the way i had to deal with someone annoying.
lee: sakura-chan! naruto-kun! emiko-chan!
naruto: ossu!
neji: naruto....
sakura: looks like you beat us by a nose.
lee: who's the old lady with you?
naruto: ah... this is a member from the suna's council!
gai: well then. lets get to it!
~tami~
???: sasori, deidara, you will dispose of the mob outside. that said, i want the jinchuuriki alive. everyone else my leave.
sasori: itachi... the kyuubi jinchuuriki... what's he like?
itachi: ...
???: tell him
itachi: he'll be the one who starts shouting at you first thing.
sasori: eh? what's that suppose to mean?
deidara: you've got nothing more specific...? un?
itachi: *fades out*
sasori: tch.
???: i'll be waiting...
tami: ... *fades out* there's nothing i need to say right now.
~emiko~
summoned dog: well, i should be going. even if i don't get in the way, i won't be of any use.
kakashi: thanks for your help, pakkun.
pakkun: *POOF!*
gai: ok then! first we deal with this barrear, right kakashi? how do we get rid of it?
emiko: *being ignored* i wonder what's happening with my kids....
~kaoru~
hikaru: *about to jump off a building*
kaoru: !! NO! *jumps off and gets hikaru* !! *grabs the roof endings*
hikaru: *big grin*
kaoru: *twitches* *gets on the roof top* *big breaths* how does she handle you guys? ...wait... where's mizuki?! *looks around*
hikaru: mi-zuu-ke!
kaoru: !! MIZUKI! DON'T DO THAT!
mizuki: *jumpping roof to roof*
kaoru: i'm hopeless....
~emiko~
in the hideout without lee, tenten, neji, and gai. gaara's lying on the ground.
???: well... i wonder which one's the jinchuuriki...? un...
naruto: *pissed* you bastards! i'll crush you!
???2: that one...?
???: sure looks that way, doesn't it? ... un. supid itachi. any idea who it is...?
???2: he said something abuot them shouting...?
naruto: YOU BASTARDS! I'LL CRUSH YOU!
sakura: naruto! don't you dare attack without a plan! you'll get us all killed!
naruto: gaara... what are you doing just laying there?! get up!! hey! gaara, you listening?!
emiko: stop it naruto....
kakashi: you should already know.
???: yeah, you should know. know that this guy's dead. un...
naruto: ... *growls* girve him back... *charges at the akasuki* GIVE HIM BACK YOU BASTARDS!
emiko: *infront of naruto* *neko-self* naruto, calm down. charging like that without a plan is stupid.
naruto: guh?!
???/???2: *talking*
emiko: hm...
???: see you later, danna! [danna: sir ((this gave me a laugh but it can also mean husband! X3))]
naruto: *chasing ???* STOP YOU!
???: 'at a boy!
kakashi: naruto, emiko, and i will take the one outside. sakura, chiyo-baasama, you two take the guy in here... however, until gai's team gets here, do not take unnecessary actions.
sakura: understood!
emiko: !! wait a second! summoning jutsu!
luna: *yawns* what am i doing here? don't tell me that the 3 headed snake's here again.
emiko: stay here with sakura and chiyo-baasama.
luna: *nods*
emiko: *whispers something in luna's ear*
luna: wil do
emiko: *nods* *follows kakashi*
kakashi: *talking in the mic* gai... can you hear me? we need you here right now!
earpiece (g): easeier said than done. we're stuck in the enemy's jutsu. you'll have to wait abit longer.
naruto: kakashi, emiko, you can go help sakura out. i'll take care of this myself.
kakashi: !
emiko: tsk... you were always an idiot, naruto. an idiot with guts. but that doesn't make me go anywhere.
~luna~
sasori: are you gonna keep me waiting?
chiyo: no worry... we'll kill you in no time!
sasori: *removes mask* *mouths shoots poisonous needles*
luna/sakura/chiyo: *dodges the needles*
sasori: *arm shoots out* DIE!
arm: *poisonous needles go everywhere*
sakura/chiyo/luna: *dodges the needles*
chiyo: NOW SAKURA!
sakura: GOT IT!
~emiko~
naruto: I WON'T LET YOU HAVE GAARA!
deidara: you're quite an odd jinchuuriki, you know that? i've heard your kind are withdrawn creatures who loathe humanity, un... this "gaara" was unusual too. i've never seen people care too strongly for a jinchuuriki. besides this one, my comrades have defeated two other jinchuuriki. no one among their "friends" dared to lifted a finger, un. quite the contaray, there were even people who cheered us on... heheheh... you're both pitiful and hated, you couldn't let your friend go, isn't that is, un? this "gaara" had his ichibi was drawn out- he's dead. you'll share the same fate, monster.
emiko: *growls* SHUT UP!
~deidara's flashback~
tami: our clan are monsters... an unusual clan. we usually have an animal side... nothing more. but me and my sister are different. we have unnatural abilities... abilities that haven't been around for centuries.
deidara: ... so i should be careful around her, un?
tami: *laughs* yeah right. i guess you should, since she's a neko and a bloodsucker.
deidara: *smirks* this kid sounds like fun to deal with...
tami: if you see her, don't kill her. i want to do that myself.
~end~
deidara: you're tami's sister, the little bloodsucking neko...
emiko: so she told me to you didn't she? *chuckles* guess you don't know what she is.
deidara: none of the akatsuki knows what she is except for itachi and kisame, but they won't tell me, un.
emiko: guess you're in for a surprise.
-> FF
naruto: *chasing deidara*
kakashi: WAIT UP!
emiko: *also chasing deidara*
kakashi: *stops naruto* I thought i told you to slow down! everything will be fine... we'll get gaara no matter what. so calm down already. geez... listen to me naruto. you're not use to fighting this kind of opponent. you're good at fighting close-quarters combat. he's your worst match-up you could get.
emiko: there's two ways to defeat this opponent... and i have a plan to do so... but i'll have to get his attention.
naruto: ! but what about your kids?
emiko: i'm not gonna die naruto. you don't have to worry. besides... it's just a distraction... *tells them the plan*
kakashi: that might not work.
emiko: so you don't trust me?
kakashi: it's not that-
emiko: this plan will work
-> FF
emiko: aisu ama no jutsu!
ice rain pouring down on deidari
deidari: that brat....
emiko: i got his attention
deidara: *wounded*
emiko: *in the earpiece* now.
deidara: *get's his arm cut off* DAMNIT!
emiko: you missed abit but close enough....
naruto: RASENGAN!
deidara: ! *gets hit* *falls*
naruto: *cuts the flying paper birds head* kage bunshin no jutsu! *many narutos* *gets on the branch* GAARA!
kakashi: *pants*
emiko: sorry about that kakashi...
kakashi: no... i was wrong. it was a good plan.
naruto: .... i'll get you
emiko: !
deidari: gotcha, gotcha. i'll fight you again soon, un.
kakashi: you let your guard down.
deidari: !
naruto: *punches deidari* kage bunshin *more narutos* *all grabs deidara and throws him on the ground*
deidari: *slams on the ground*
naruto: *stomps on deidari* *punches deidari* *does rasengan on deidari again*
emiko: ... ! what the-?
naruto: *demon self is coming out*
kakashi: *gets a little sheet of paper out* *gets on the ground and puts it on naruto's head* have you calmed down naruto?
sakura: *appears out of nowhere* finally caught up.
luna: *huffs*
emiko: !
luna: so you know that he's right there
emiko: of course... he's hiding in the bushes but doesn't mean that i should do anything right now.
luna: ???
emiko: i'm planning something.
kakashi: you found this place.
chiyo: we saw where the enemy was flying before. you are still... having trouble it seems.
naruto: sakura-chan, the two of you made it
luna: are you usually ignored?
emiko: depends on the time....
chiyo: yes... more importantly, what of gaara?
emiko: *ting* *throws a kunai* get out of there.
kunai: *barely misses deidari*
deidari: hm... tami did say to not underestimate you.
emiko: werewolf. dog.
deidari: ???
luna: can i? can i?
emiko: fine by me...
deidari: !
luna: *about to attack deidari*
deidari: *jumps up to another branch* *about to escape* !
gai: well done neji
luna: *growls at deidari*
emiko: calm down luna.
deidari: *goes to the clay bird*
emiko: everyone, watch out!
deidari: *chews the clay* *inflates* take a look at my ulitmate art... art is bang!
neji: everyone! HURRY! get away from here!
everyone: *starts to get away*
BOOM!
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Next time on "What am I now?"...
luna: what the hell happened?!
emiko: he just killed himself is what happened.... but what about gaara?
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kaoru: MIZUKI! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- oh no....