Why did you make me fall in love? A Organization XIII Story
Chapter 9 : Why Did You Make Me Fall In Love? An Organization XIII Story -----Chapter 8:Mai's New Life-----
READ IT! It's funny this time!
Me:THAT.HURT.
Roxas:He does that alot.
Me:If he walks in on me, he won't ever be able to do it again, nor will he be a man.
Roxas:Uh...What do you mean by that?
Me:I'll rip off his manhood and shove it down his throat.
Roxas:O.O Yikes.
Me:Oh, and this is Disgrace talking. Here's Mai. *eyes go from red to normal* Sorry about that.
Roxas:No prob...^_^'
Xemnas:Okay, we've decided your titles and assigned you rooms.
Me:Okay.
Xemnas:Oni has been given the title of The Lone Wolf, while Kira, Sugar Frenzy-
Axel:It took ALOT of convincing from me!
Kira:*glomps Axel*
Me:I KNEW she was gonna do that!
Oni:HER CODENAME HAS SUGAR IN IT! DUUH!!!
Xemnas:And Mai, yours is Hell's Dark Angel.
Oni:Okay, that is a damn cool name!
Me:I find this name to be acceptable. It freakin rules!
Xemnas:Good. Now, Zexion, show Mai to her room. I have to talk to Kira and Oni for a few more minutes.
Zexion:Yes, sir. This way, Mai.
Me:*thinking* Damn he is hot! *saying* Right.....
Oni:NOO!! DON'T LEAVE US IN A ROOM FULL OF GUYS!
Me:*smirks* All you need to do is whistle.
Kira:*scared to death of being alone*
Axel:Uh, Kira...I.CAN'T.BREATHE....
Kira:*loosens grip and allows him to breathe*
Axel:Thanks. *blushuing at how close she is*
Roxas:Axel's got a crush!
Axel:*throw a fireball at Roxas* DO NOT!
Me:Hehehe.....
Oni:Oh God...Mai heard that.
Roxas:So?
Oni:Even though Mai has never had a boyfriend herself, she been known to prey on those who are single and get them together. THIS is usually why she uses Luck.
Kira:OH NO!
Axel:OH SHIT!
Me:*conjurs up a Kool-Aid man*
Kool-Aid:OH YEAH!
Me:*deconjurs it* *cracking up*
Zexion:Okay, that was funny, I must admit. Come on, I'll show you around.
Me:Hai! Coming Zexion-san!
Axel:Mai, call him Zexy!
Demyx:NOOO-
Me:Zexy? Is that your nickname?
Zexion:*throws Lexicon at Axel* ...Sorta. Axel calls me that.
Axel:WHY DID I GET HIT?!
Zexion:FOR TELLING MAI YOUR STUPID NICKNAME FOR ME!
Axel:H- Wait a minute! YOU DIDN'T TRY AND STRANGLE HER!
Zexion:So?
Axel:THAT CAN ONLY MEAN YOU LIKE HER!
Me:May I?
Zexion:Yes, you may.
Me:*grabs Zexion's Lexicon and repeatedly bitchslaps Axel with it* NO *slap* STUPID *slap* DODO *slap* STOP *slap* MAKING *slap* FUN OF *slap* ZEXION!
Axel:*between slaps* OW,OW,OW,OW,OW!
Me:*hands Zexion his Lexicon* Okay, I'm done now.
Zexion:*cracking up at me slapping Axel*
Kira:AWW~~ AXEY!!
Oni:*falls on the floor in pain from laughing*
Axel:AXEY?
Kira:*glomps him again* AXEY IS HURT!!!!! WAAAAH~!
Me:*does what Oni does*
Zexion:*catches me, but is laughing oh so hard*
Everyone else:*falls off their thrones from laughing*
Zexion:My God, things are going to be REALLY funny with you three here!
Me:Yep!
Zexion:*helps me up and shows me my room*
Me:Woah.....
CLIFFHANGER!! NEXT TIME: CHAPTER 9:Love Is A Bitch! Mai-Mai's gotta crush!! See ya then!
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