Sasuke tries to seduce me...

so here i am laying on my bed, relaxing about to fall asleep ... until i hear the sound of a motorcycle outside!!! i jump up now wide awake! i hurry out to the side door that leads to the small car port for 2 cars!!! *seeing that we have 3 doors* i open up the door and see a guy on a motorcycle... the first thing i noticed is his tight shirt and his tight A*S pants. i look at his butt, until i make my eyes look up at his face.

his eyes are looking sharper then a sharpened knife, he has the most sexiest lips I've ever seen, their curled into a small smile... he has long black hair, and his looking at me.

i say" who the F**K are you!!! fine and sexy!!!"

boy says" It's me... Sasuke Uchiha..."

i look at him like his crazy... i don't know what kind of sick game his playing his claiming to be Sasuke...

i say" there is no way you can be Sasuke... his anime character... okay tell me something i don't know!!!"

(Author's note: okay since i had this dream... i don't know if it's true or not... but this is what he told me)

he smiles and says" on my left butt cheek is a birth mark that looks like a fireball..."

i look at him like his crazy and say"...hm... i don't think i knew that.... it's a bit disgusting knowing what's on your A*s... but okay... i believe your Sasuke... so how old are you?"

i start taking deep breaths hoping i hadn't gone loony in the last few minutes...

he says" 18 years old... i know how old you are... 13 years 6 months 4 weeks old and 1 day old!!!"

i step back a little worried that he knows so much about me... i begin to rub me eyes in hopes that i am sleep so that this nightmare would end...

he smiles a bit bigger he says" your so kawaii AND smexy, if you ask me... just look at you... all stunned and amazed that I'm here... gosh, if i wasn't out here were ppl can see. I'd have taken you aside somewhere and gave you a dose of what I'm REALLY like... when I'm alone with a smexy girl!"

i says" okay first of all... i live back here... ALMOST IN the woods... few ppl drive by here!!! and i don't think i want to get to know you if you don't act like this when your in public!!!"

he grins wide and says" of course you know I'm not gentle by nature... but i promise I'll be gentle with you...*winks*... why don't you come back to the village with me..."

i say still breathing deep" na, I'm good here at home... dude what's all these tight clothes?! is that the new thing!!!!"

(his clothes look like thisthose things are tight!!! if you can't see it i put up a random poll with it on there!!!)