42 things i am not aloud do to in ouran high school host club:
tell tamaki-senpai haruhi has an aranged marage to mori
switch all of the cakes with tofu
tell everyone haruhi is really a girl (this will result in my butt kicking)
koaru
give mori a harpon because it would be funny (bad pun)
tell tamaki he isn't haruhi's father, he's her stupid aunt
mess up all of kyouya's files on his laptop (this will have me arrested by his police)
wake up hunny when he's napping to tell him he was sleeping (SCARY!!!!!!!)
wake up kyouya (this will result in the dark lord kicking my ......butt.)
hikaru (darn. JK!)
tell the customers which twin is which and why when they are playing the 'which one is hikaru' game
go near mori when he's sleepy. (if you don't read the manga, ignore this. read the extra in vol.5)
tamaki
switch bun-bun with beary
shine flash lights at nekozawa-senpai when ever he show's up
tell people it's the 'fairy princess club' run by nekozawa-senpai who loves light
put hot sauce in all the cakes
pay off haruhi's dept (cuz then there would be no point)
make haruhi's dept go up
hunny
tell people that the twins use fake tears
paint milords emo corner pink (me and bob would deffinitly do this)
set haruhi up on a date with the twins
make hunny fat (he would not be kawaii. trust me)
call the the hostclub the 'ouran mew mews!'
tell the host club haruhi is joining the zuka club
tell the host club haruhi is in love with Benibara.
mori
paint the 3rd music room black
tell everyone that the host's are gay.
tell mori hunny hates him (this is just plain mean, poor takashi)
make the host club crossplay the zuka club (that would be confusing!)
draw mustashes on the host's faces when they are asleep in sharpie.
teach tamaki to rap
kyouya (i wouldn't try considering what he almost did to haruhi in episode...i think it was 7)
make mori short and hunny tall
EAT ALL THE CAKES AND THROW UP ON THE FLOOR!
play 'charlie the unicorn' when ever one of the host members talks
call up tamaki and tell him he will die in 7 days
no telling tamaki zekozawa has cursed him for eating to much ramen
if tamaki continues to eat ramen, put super hot hotsause in it
if he still continues to eat the ramen replace with worms.
