Akatsuki RP #1 (Girls Only)

Okay, we all had cake, and the party ended like that, right?
1.Cheaaaa
2.Wheres the free donuts?! (Me:...)
3.WOOT just get on wit it.

Pein:Too....much....cake DX
You:^^ Cheaa! Cake rocks!
Ryoko:XD! Pein's going to throw up XD.
Pein:Oh yeah, whih reminds me,
Ryoko:0_o (he still hasn't forgotten the food fight)

(Two minutes Later...yeah I'm lazeh)

Ryoko:x_x
Pein:I think I'll go have some fruit, ^^ *walks off*
You:That....was scary 0_o.
Itachi:Wow, I don't want to get him mad 0-0
Tobi:*comes in with random light saber* TOBI IS A GOOD JEDI!! :D

1....Tobi has been reading too many comics...
2.XD
3.HEY THATS MY LIGHT SABER! *tries to grab it from Tobi*
4.WOOT! Go Tobi!

1. 2.-Deidara blows Tobi up for being stupid.

3.Tobi:Nyeaaahh! DX *pulls it away from you*
You:GIVE MEH MAH FREKIN LIGHT SABER! *gives Tobi a black eye*
Tobi:~_o ouch, that hurt, Hitomi-San!
You:*Hits Tobi in the head with light saber* :D yay my light saber!

4.Tobi:YEAH TOBI IS A GOOD JEDI! *hits everyone in the head with the light saber until it hits Itachi's hair,

then it just bursts into flames*
Kisame:0_o *backs away from Itachi*
Tobi:*looks at remains of the light saber* Awww.... *walks out*

Ryoko:*gets up* Ow, all I did was hit him in the face with a peice of cake, BY ACCIDENT! And he tries to kill

meh twice -_-.
You:XD
Pein:*walks in*
Ryoko:Eep! *jumps out nearby window*
Pein:... Hey Hitomi, theres some stranger from Konoha standing neary the hideout, go illiminate him for us.
1.Yes Leader-Sama
2.Cheaa!! Its Butt-Kickin time!! *runs out*
3.Yeah, um, FAT CHANCE!! XD I'm going to go watch T.V.

1.Pein:Right, now go get to it.
You:Yes Leader-Sama *goes outside to illiminate the Konoha Ninja*
Pein:...Hey, how come you guys don't respect me like that?

2.Pein:....Weird, but enthusiastic is good...

3.Ryoko:*I climb through the window* Yeah...realeh smart...*slips and falls off*AAAHHH!
Pein: D:< *beats you up and forces you to go illiminate him*

Okay, so whatever you did, you ended up going out to illiminate whoever is out there. And it was none other

than....

GAI-SENSEI!! XD
You:Eh!? What the heck is he doing out here??
1.YO! GAI-SENSEI! *winks, smiles and gives hm a thumbs up and your teeth flash*
2.CHEEAAA!! *goes in for the kill*
3.Hey, Gai-Sensei, haven't seen you in a long time!
4.Crap, I have to kill him? *gets out several Kunai* the guy can jog 200 miles an hour in his sleep! This

might be harder than I thought...

1.Gai-Sensei:So...much...YOUTH!!!!!!*explodes*

2.Gai-Sensei:*Quickly blocks you move and hits you up against a tree, but you quickly get up and knock him

into the hidden sound village*
You:Ha! Won't be seeing him for a while, or most likely never again >:D.

3.Gai-Sensei:Oh, Hey again, Hitomi-San! I haven't seen you in weeks! Eh..? Say, why are you wearing the

Akatsuki Cloak?
You:....Erm...0_o *kicks him and he rockets somewhere far off* Well, that takes care of that.

4.Gai-Sensei:Hm? Did you just say something Hitomi-Chan?
You:*anime vein* DONT CALL ME THAT!! *you beat the crap out of him and take him to the sound village where you

beary him and then you come back in about five minutes*

You:*walks back in*Hey, I got rid of him.
Pein:Oh, was it someone you knew by any chance?
You:*thinking:uhh...its probobly better if I lie to him* Nope, it was just some guy from Konoha I guess.
Pein:*studying you thoughtfully*Yeah, okay...
Ryoko:*gasping for breath* I hope I don't fall out again, that would be the 5th time I've had to climb in

through the window. *gasping for breath*
Pein:Heheheh...*walks over to the window I am climbing through*Boo....
Ryoko:AAAHH! *falls out again* ouch, dangit!
Pein:Heheh...that was fun*goes off to get something to eat*
You:Hey, Kisame, where did Itachi go?
Kisame:He said something about going to his room and that he doesn't want to be disturbed.
You:Kay, thanks. *you walk upstairs to find Itachi* I wonder what he's doing, wouldn't hurt to peek in on

him... *you open the door to his room a little* EH?! ITACHI-SAN?! 0_o
Itachi:*playing dance dance revolution, and dancing to the song, "Caramelldansen"* OMG! Hitomi! What the heck

are you doing here?!*quickly turns off Dance Dance revolution*
Ryoko:Heheheh*recording him dancing in the window*
You:Uhh...Nothing...
Itachi:What are you looking at? *turns around and sees me with a video camera in the window* RYOKO I'M GOING

TO KILL YOU!
Ryoko:Meh...I could kill you any day if I wanted.
Itachi:Hm..well we'll just see about that *calls Pein upstais*
Ryoko:Oh crap 0_o.
1.Oh crap *jumps behind Itachi's bed*
2.Heheheh*sits on the ceiling where its safe while recording with the video camera upside down* (Me:Yes, you

can acctually do that)
3.OH CRAP! *jumps out the window*
4.eep! *jumps on Itachi's head*

1.You watch behind the bed as Pein makes me fall out the window again.

2.You record me falling out the window screaming trying to get away from Pein and put it on you-tube D: evil

person...

3.Me:Wait on meh!! *lets go and we both fall out the window*

4.Itachi:Hitomi...you have 5 seconds to get off of me...
You:Fine..*stomps on his head then jumps off of him*
Ryoko:AAAHH! *jumps off*

Later in the Living room.
Pein:Hitomi-San! Get in here! I have a mission for you.
Hitomi:*ninja poofs in*Yes, leader-sama?
Pein:Okay, I have a mission for you, Ryoko, and Deidara.You will be the leader of the team.
You:BOO YA!
Pein:....
You:Sorry, please continue.
Pein:Right...Well you have to infiltrate Konoha and-
You:Heheh..infiltrate, its funny and gay when you say it XD
Pein:*looks at you like he's about to rip your head off*
You:0_o sorry, please continue.
Pein:Anyway, I want you guys to infiltrate *he stops for a second and glares at you when he says that* Konoha

and steal a file from the Hokage's office on Orochimaru.
1.Okay, we can do tha-Wait, WHAT?!
2.Yeah Crank dat Soulja Boy*starts singing that song over and over again and dances*
3.WOOT! GO WAFFLES!
4.Okay, Yes, Leader-Sama. (Me:Man, you're boring XD kidding :P)
5.HAHA you mean steal Voldemort's Folder?

1.Pein:I know its a little hard but you guys can-
You:a Little!? A LITTLE?!
Pein:*death glare*Don't interupt me when I'm talking....
You:Oh sorry.

2.Pein:WOOT! I LOVE DAT SONG! *starts dancing*

3.Tobi:*pops up out of no-where* YEAH! TOBI LIKES WAFFLES
You:WOOT!
Pein:...I'm surrounded by idiots...

4.Pein:Alright, now go tell Deidara and Ryoko about the mission.

5.Pein:*smirks*Yes, steal Lord Moldeh Butt's folder.

You:Okay, I'll get right on it*goes up to tell us the mission*

OKAYZ I AM BORED NOW, Soz it was so short, I got bored of it. So, see yaz next time on meh next RP!
1.WOOT! Okayz! (Me:YOU SHALL NEVER GET YOUR SPORK BACK! *hold up spork*) ....*grabs it* HAH! BWAHAHHAHAHA!

*runs off into the sunset* (Me:HEY!! DATS MAH SPORK! GIVE IT BACK! *chases after ju*) Nuuuu! My spork :P
2.Make it longer next time (Me:Sorrehz I was in a rush, HEY! HEY! DO JU KNOW DE MUFFIN MAN!?) THE MUFFIN MAN!~

THE MUFFIN MAN!~
3.*drawing stuff on Itachi's face while he's asleep* (Me:OO! OO! ADD A UNIBROW XD) In perminate marker XD

(Me:WOOT! XD)
*plays "Dude Look like a lady song"* (Me:XD heh... what the french toast r u doin?) *dancing* Havin fun! XD