I'm in KH2?! That's Messed Up!//1//{KH2}

Name: Samantha Rowan
Age: 15
Looks: Brown hair that's usually up in a ponytail, sometimes has purple highlights, deep sapphire-blue eyes.

"Cassy, guess what," Samantha asked her best friend Cassy Rowells as she played Kingdom Hearts 2. "What?" Cassy asked, intrigued. "Whatever they say about Demyx being weak is so not true! This is my ninth time trying to beat the shit outta him," Samantha growled angrily.
"Haha. Lose-ah," Cassy snickered. "Here, lemme try." When Cassy got hold of the controller, the TV went blank and a weird sound started playing. "Woah."
"Woah! Do you think that it hates you?" Samantha asked, snickering.
"Welcome," a computer'd voice said. "This is Kingdom Hearts 2. Please wait."
"Wh-what?" Samantha and Cassy asked curiously. "What is this?"
They were interrupted by a black hole appearing from apparently nowhere...

"Ugh.. What the hell..." Samantha muttered, sitting up. She looked around. "Naw! No way!" she gasped in excitement. "I'm in KH2!!" She pointed to a dark figure coming steadily closer with another cloaked figure chasing it. "That has to be Roxas and either Riku or Axel!" Samantha grinned.
"HEY!" Samantha shrieked when they passed her. "AT LEAST TELL ME 'HI', YOU LITTLE FUCKERS! GAYS! HOMOS!"
"... Hi," the shorter figure said, looking back briefly.
"HOLY SHIT!" Samantha gasped. She calmed herself. "Roxas. Number 13. Roman numeral X and 3 I's. The Key of Destiny. Spiky blond hair. Blue eyes. Pale skin."
The taller figure stopped and greeted, "Hi!"
"Axel. Number 8. Roman numeral V and 3 I's. The Flurry of Dancing Flames. Spiky red hair. Green eyes. Upside-down triangles under the eyes, greeen. Pale skin."
"You know your stuff," Axel smirked. "Numba 6 said that we have a new arrival."
"That's me. Number 6 is Zexion, the Cloaked Schemer. Bluish-gray hair that covers his right eye. Blue eyes."
Roxas had stopped by now, and was walking back. "How'd you know all that?"
"'Cause I'm smart, duhhhhhh. And, and, and, hold on for a sec." Samantha put a hand on her chest; she felt her heart beating. "'Kay, I still have my heart. That's good. And, and, and, we all have hearts, even Nobodies--they're just waiting to be found."
Axel and Roxas looked at her weirdly.
"What's your name?" Axel asked, ready to flirt. "And how old are you?"
"Name's Samantha. I'm 15. So don't flirt with me."
"Dammit. Six years older than you. But Roxas can flirt with you! You're the same age!"
"Fuck no," Samantha and Roxas said at the same time.
"I know Roxas's other, so that would be messed up," Samantha explained, nodding at Roxas. "By the way, 'scuse me for a second. I need to check something out."
She walked over to a corner and clicked on her watch. "CASSY, YOU FUCKER! ANSWER THIS DAMN CALL ALREADY, DUMBSHIT!"
"WHAT?!" Cassy shrieked.
"ARE YOU WITH SORA?!"

"YES!!"
"LET ME TALK TO HIM!!"
"WHAT SHOULD I SAY?!"
"TELL HIM IT'S ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND SHE WANTS TO FLIRT WITH HIM!!"
"Uhm, 'kay."
"Uhm... Hello?" Sora asked from the other end.
"Hi! I'm Samantha!"
"Uhm... Hi?"
"Haha. I'm not gonna flirt with you until I know you better. Just to tell you, we're going to meet VERYYYY soon. 'Kay?"
"How d'you know that?"
"'Cause I'm physic. Wooh."
"What?! You're physic?!"
"Yes, I'm physic. No, you idiot, I just know."
"Oh. Okay then. Well~ I gotta go... Talk to you later?"
"Mmhmm. Tell Cassy I said bye."
"'Kay."
Samantha clicked a button andturned back to the bewildered people [aka Roxas and Axel]. "So, let's get back to business. Take me to Xemnas.
TO BE CONTINUED~
What to expect next chapter:
Samantha getting friends
Samantha getting hit on
Yaoi
Samantha insulting Xemnas and others