I was still fuming as I drove to my house.
How dare he!
And he was actually being some-what decent!
How dare he!
I mashed the 'on' button of the stero and, ironaclly enough, 'Getting Away With Murder' was playing.
I smirked, "Yay for irony!"
Finnaly, I arrived at my house, and changed into my bathing suit, and decided to wear shorts over it, and sandals on my feet.
I grabbed a small bag, and put Missy's suit in. I also put two shirts in it, and another pair of shorts, just incase.
I put on sunglasses, and went out the door, and back into my car.
I was more calm now, and sang along to 'Colors' by 'Crossfade'.
I stopped in front of Bam's castle, and thought they were most likely inside now.
I entered, and saw that they were all in the living room, watching tv.
"Hey, Bammie, here's your girlfriend's suit," I said, throwing it at him.
It hit him in the face, and I laughed lightly, "Sorry."
"I'm sure," he said, rolling his eyes.
"I like the other bathing suit better on you," Raab said, smirking at me.
I glared daggers at him, "You know what--" I was cut off by Dunn.
"No fighting!"
I took a few deep breaths, counting to ten.
"Okay, are we leaving now?"
"Yeah, Dunn and I are going in the Lambo, Glomb and Sweetheart, your taking the truck with the trailer carrying the boats. Dico and Novak are going in Raab's car, and Jazz and Raab--"
"No! He is not allowed in my car!" I hissed through my teeth.
Bam sighed and looked at Raab, "What'd you do?"
Raab smirked evilly, "Nothing," he said in an innocent voice.
Bam laughed, "Okay then, Raab you'll go with Novak, and Dico you go with Jazz."
Dico smiled and stood up, "Let's go Ms. Lancaster!" he said, holding his arm out for me.
I smiled, "Let's go Mr. DiCamillo!" I said, looping my arm with his, and we skipped to my car.
We got in, and blasted Turbonegro the entire way.
We arrived at the river, and I helped move the boats into the water.
After that, we all hopped on a boat, me, Vito, and Raab on the hotdog, Bam, Sweetheart, and Novak on the viking ship, and Glomb, Dico, and Dunn on the 'Tom Sawyer raft', but the shoe was just trailing behind, all alone.
The hotdog was a really hard boat to row, mostly because Vito's weight.
Two hours into rowing, and my arms were killing me, and Don Vito was just sitting there, pouring his beer on ants that landed on the boat.
I turned around and faced, "Hey Bam! Can I switch boats, please? It's like rowing a freakin' elaphant!"
Bam laughed, "Sure. Glomb! Go to the hotdog, and help Raab row! Jazz you can get on the viking boat."
I nodded, and took off my shorts, reaviling my entire bathing suit.
I had completly forgotten about the cameras, causing my face to turn a little red.
I heard Novak wolf whistle, I just rolled my eyes, and jumped in.
I made it to the viking ship, and climbed in, "Throw me my bag, please! And do not get it wet!" I yelled at Glomb.
Glomb nodded, and threw my bag, and it landed right in the viking ship.
I looked up at Glomb, and clapped, "Good throw," I complemented.
Glomb laughed, "Yes, I know. I'm amazing."
I laughed, "Yes you are, Glomby."
"You look really pretty," Novak said, staring at me.
I rolled my eyes.
"What?" he asked.
"Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty! Perfect, my dears, is me," I said smirking.
The guys all laughed, "Your almost as bad as Bam, when it comes to the ego thing,"
"Isn't that off of a movie or something?" Novak questioned.
I nodded, "It's off of Oliver & Company, best Disney movie ever!"
The guys all rolled there eyes, "Weirdo," Dunn said.
I smiled, and continued to row.
After another few hours of rowing, and playing around in the water, Bam got a phone call.
I watched his face, for he looked frutrated.
Raab threw something at him, causing Bam to throw the cell phone at Raab, and then fall in the water.
"Whoops."
"Dumb ass!"
"So, what's the news?" I asked.
"Vito's right, the Brandywine and Delaware don't connect. So, I have a plan. We're going to get Vito drunk, and he'll pass out, and then we'll walk the boats to the river that does connect," he told me.
"How far is it?"
"A mile."
"That's not that bad."
"But we're going to have to carry the boats, and not to mention, Vito is going to be passed out in one."
"Damn."
"But we can do it, right?" I questioned.
"Of course."
After telling the plan to all the guys, excluding Vito, of course, we began to give Vito beers, and he drank them all.
After an hours or so, he was passed out drunk.
We steered the boat to the side, and got out, it took quite a while, but we managed to carry all the boats to the edge of the new river.
By that time, it was dark, and we decided to camp out.
I'll tell you now, that was the most uncomftorable sleep I've ever gotten.
I had slept on the Tom Sawyer raft with Dico.
And now, my back is killing me, but I continue to row toward our goal.
Before I knew it, Dico was yelling something about 'being ready to see girls of all shapes and sizes.'
I rolled my eyes, and looked back to see if Glomb was having anymore problems with Vito, but saw that the hotdog boat and disappeared.
I turned to Bam, "We lost Glomb."
"He'll show up," Bam said, sounding sure of himself.
And that he did.
After a few minutes, the hotdog boat joined us once again.
"Where's Vito?!" Bam asked.
"He bailed!" Glomb yelled.
Bam rolled his eyes, "Alright then, it's now a race to see who gets there first."
I smiled, and everyone began to row faster.
After a few minutes, our destination came into veiw.
"We won!"
"Woo!"
"Party!"
"Hell yes!"
"Hot chicks!"
"Yeah!"
I smiled again, amused by the boy's enthusiasim.
I looked over, and saw a coast guard boat.
I saw that they were coming toward us, and I could clearly see Phil on the boat.
"Hey Bam, it's your parents," I pointed to the boat.
Everyone looked as the boat came near.
Eventually, it came to a stop beside us.
We all climbed into the new boat, tired of rowing, and made our way toward the bar.
Later, I was sitting in a chair, drinking some water, and watching those around me.
Bam took a seat next to me, he kind of wobbled, so I knew he was a little drunk.
"Glad you came?" he asked, his words some-what slurred.
I looked over at him, "Very glad," I stated, "I'll probably remember this for a while."
Bam gave me a weird look, and then took a big swig of his beer, "I won't."
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