If I Could Gather Up The Nerve|JohnO'Callaghan||o1

"Kasey, Kasey, Give me your answer do?
I'm half crazy, All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,..I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two!"
there were five eighteen year old boys standing utside my window. They were all soaking wet from what looked like a fall into my pool. Amazzzzziinnnngggg. I looked at them through my window. they were obviusly drunk. Pat kept falling over and nearly had his head on Garret's chest. Kennedy looked fine, expect his dancing, his arms were flailing in the air and he was popping his body up and down. John and Jared were dancing with each other in a circle. Not to self: never let them anywhere near Jack Daniels again.
"Loook it's Kaseyy!" Garret shouted.
All the others looked at me and sharted jumping up and down until Pat slipped and fell on his ass. Oh come on. You'd laugh too, probably not as loud as I was but still you'd laugh. I closed my window and ran down the stairs so I could get them out of my yard before my parents woke up to yell at them or worse.If he called the policeit would of been the third time this week, but thank God they had chapagne before they passed out. I slipped on a pair of Vans and darted across the lawn to tackle John who thought it was a wonderful idea to start yet another chorus line.
"Ohh baby! If you wanted to play all you had to do is ask." John wrapped his arms around me and kissed my cheek.
I blushed and started pull myself off him untilGarret tackled me from behind.
"It's a Kasey sammich!"Pat sang.
Pat crawled off his ass and jumpped ontop of Garret, Kennedy followed Pat's example and did the same. By the time those two were on my I could barely breathe. John was laughing and still had his arms around me.
"This is funnnn!" He screamed. "Orgy!"
"It's not an orgy yet my friend." Jared slurred.
Jared slowly made his way over to the mound. He stomped his feet on the ground as a sumo wrestler, then jumped on all of us. From there it was a mixture of groans and 'off's, oh that and Jared laughing like a five year olf until Kennedy managed to shove him off.
"It was like you were humping me man, don't ever do that again." Kennedy stated.
"I think he liked ittt!" Pat sang.
"I think he wants round two!" Jared slurred.
he spread his arms and leapt onto Kennedy knocking him on the ground. He sighed and put his head on Kennedy chest, shivering some. Oh God. It was hilarous, Jared wasn't even moving but Kennedy was squirming like a worm.
"Get some Jared," John said from under me.
"Get off you damn ginger!" Kenndey shouted.
That was mean, butdamn if it wasn't funny. Jared pouted and got off him and we all managed to stand up again. Expect John of course. He was laying on the ground making grass angels. He tossed his head from side to side sending his sandy brown hair all over his face. I smiled and shook my head before helping him up, Garret and Kennedy took him from me and and started dancing with him.
"What the hell is in the backyard?" My dad yelled.
"We gotta go." I said.
They all drunkenly agreed and we managed to get everyone onto the sidewalk. For some odd reason the police weren't protrolling the streets. I mean, come on, it was Arizona, half of the kids in my homeroom could barely speak English.
"Next time John, try not to get so close with Kasey, alright?" Pat said.
"Sorry mann." John smiled as he spoke reassuring his friend.
Pat nodded and put his arm around my shoulders, kiss me on the lips.
And it felt so awkward.
Oh, that's right.
I'm Pat's girlfriend.
And I'm madly in love with his best friend.