Splodey: Time for Hamtaro Jeopardy!
Everyone: YAY!
Sara: Who are we gonna have play?
Splodey: Let's all just choose!
Lillian: I pick Hamtaro!
Sara: I pick Bijou!
Splodey: I pick Maxwell!
*Hamtaro, Bijou, and Maxwell come to stage*
Splodey: Today's categories of doom are: People who need to be killed, More Glitter, Things Maxwell hasn't read about, Astrology or Astronomy stuff, and TACOS!
Sara: Hamtaro picks first!
Hamtaro: Uh... The first one you said for 100.
Splodey: This Ham Ham needs to die in a hole because she can't sing and Maxwell's mine, you beep!!! DX
Maxwell: *hesistantly buzzes in* Who is Sandy.
Splodey: YAY! You is smart! *gets knife and goes in audience toward Sandy*
Sandy: O.O *runs away*
Splodey: *chases Sandy*
Lillian: Looks like the Grammar Nazi is taking over! Okay, Maxwell, choose the next category.
Maxwell: Astrology and Astronomy for 100.
Lillian: Of course... This is my zodiac sign.
Bijou: *buzz* Uh... what is Gemini?
Lillian: Yes, that is the wrong answer.
Bijou: Splodey told me it was June 16!
Lillian: July 17... but she's probably too lazy to care.
Hamtaro: *buzz* Leo!
Lillian: It's not in a question and it's wrong anyways. Moving on!
Maxwell: I didn't get a chance to buzz...
Lillian: TOO BAD! MOVING ON!
Sara: Maxwell, you still gotta choose.
Maxwell: Same category for 200.
Lillian: This is the ninth planet from the sun!
Maxwell: *buzz* What is there is none!
Sara: What is there is none? Does that make any sense?
Lillian: Do we make any sense?
Sara: Nope! *presses glitter button and glitter falls down on everyone* Does anyone else know?
*silence*
Lillian: YOU ARE ALL STUPID! THE ANSWER IS PLUTO!
Maxwell: They said that Pluto wasn't a planet anymore.
Lillian: Too bad. It is and will always be!
Maxwell: The question is Irrelevant!
Lillian: You're Irrelevant!
Maxwell: Does that make any sense?
Lillian: Nope, but neither do we! TACO TIME! *eats taco*
Maxwell: -.-;;
Splodey: *walks in covered in blood* Hey what did I miss?
Everyone: ...O.O...
Splodey: What?!
Lillian: Er... why are you... *gestures towards bloody outfit*
Splodey: That is a long and complicated story that shall be saved for another day... But today, we play Jeopardy!
Lillian: We already have been!
Splodey: *looks at scores* Oh crap! Why does Maxwell have -100 points?!
Lillian: So does everybody!
Splodey: But why does MAXWELL?!
Lillian: Because he is too stupid to know that Pluto is a planet. And you know what, I will choose the next category. TACOS! Okay, this Invader ZIM character likes tacos alot.
Hamtaro: *buzz* GIR!
Splodey: Form of a question! Does he get that?
Hamtaro: Who is GIR?!
Splodey: OK! Well what now? Final Jeopardy?
Lillian and Sara: Sure.
Splodey: Okay I got a final Jeopardy question! The category is Things that smell good. This is the stuff that holds things together.
*Jeopardy music plays*
Lillian: Okay times up! Bijou what did you put?
Bijou: *shows answer which is what is tape covered in perfume*
Sara: What the heck?
Splodey: XD Toilet water... Hamtaro, what did you put?
Hamtaro: *shows answer which is glue*
Lillian: That's right.
Splodey: NOOOOO! Glue doesn't even have a smell!
Lillian: You are too stubborn. Other guy, show us your answer.
Maxwell: *shows answer which is what is scented glue?*
Splodey: YOU ARE ALL STUPID! (Except Maxwell.) THE ANSWER IS RUBBER CEMENT!
Maxwell: I've read that stuff is bad for you.
Lillian: It is....
Splodey: But it smells so GOOD!!!
Lillian: I shouldn't criticize her, I eat cookie dough. I could die! Oh well!
Splodey: Well, Imma say Hamtaro won that rigged game.
Hamtaro: YAY! I won!
Lillian: Just because Maxwell lost doesn't mean it's rigged!
Splodey: Whatever... At least I killed that friggin' beep...
Maxwell: O.O;;
Sara: GLITTER! *presses glitter button and makes glitter fall on Hamtaro*
