Story: Akatsuki Results For "Jazzmine"/"Jazz" | Get More Stories at Quizilla

You should feel speffal. (Special) :3 I'll have my and the other members of the Akatsuki in the application, their opinions at the end, a short story, etc... etc... results to RP's... and also... This was a test to see if you CAN get into the Akatsuki, not every one is fit...

Name: Jazzmine
Nickname(s)?: Jazz
Age (Reasonably, not like... 12... At least 18 or higher...): 18
Gender: Female
Height: 5'1
Weight: 140
Physical Appearance: Long black hair and deep crimson eyes, short, thin
(Hikari: Hey! You stole my hair and eyes! *pout*
Zetsu: Let her finish...)
Crush(es) (Could be out of Akatsuki as well.): Deidara
(Deidara: ^-^ Un!)
Personality (Give me at least three sentences... people think three or four words sum up a personality... Tsk Tsk... *shrugs.*): I am really nice and im like and older sister to Tobi im really shy around Deirara. I help Pein with controlling the other members,help Hidan with his rituals and help Zetsu with his plants and i hate being called short.
(Itachi: Nice? Tch... We do not alow nice people in the Akatsuki...
Hidan: How the HELL do you help? What the fuck kind of drugs are you on, you twat?!
Zetsu: What plants...?
Evil Tobi: Now I know how to torture the 'new' member >D)
Favorite Song(s) or Artist: Welcome to the Black parade and the Caramel dansen
(Hikari:Nu är vi här med, Caramelldansen! O-o-oa-oa... :3)
Favorite Color: black and red
Special Jutsu?: revival jutsu
Likes: drawing and dogs
(Hikari: You just like drawing and dogs? Don't you like music... or... the Akatsuki!?)
Dislikes: preps and suck ups
Enemies: itachi and kisame
Possible Friends: pein
(Pein: Why though...? You are nothing like me...)
Demon(Tell me About It): The 8 tailed dog spirit (It's really the 8 tailed Snake spirit, I know my legends... Dog spirit is 5 tails.)
(Pein: We will have to extract that demon, Jazzmine...
Hikari: Ha! How Stupid Is She? Doesn't She Know Of The Akatsuki's Plan? *cough*)
Weakness(es)(Don't put 'none' because everyone has one.): My friends
Fears (Once again, do not put "none"): Storms,and the dark
(Past) Village: The rock village
History(I will not answer to long lost Uchiha's or any relative of any character. Make your own clan!): I lived in the same village as Deidara and and after my parents died on a mission we both left the village and when itachi defeated deidara and was forced to join i went with him
Um... if you were stranded on a deserted island and can only bring three possessions. (Not an airplane, boat, or cellphone.) What would you bring?: food,water, and wood for shelter
(Hikari: No shit Sherlock...)
Are you wanted as a criminDDal? For what crimes? Petty or Huge, list them all: yes,assainating a kage,huge
What are you applying for? (Spy, Assassin, Healer.. etc... Or Just another Member): healer,spy
What does your Ring Say?: love
What Color Is The Inside Of Your Ring?(Kanji is black and around the ring is white, so any color.): deep dark purple
Where Do You Put Your Ring? (Since there are no more room on the fingers, of course, a necklace or what?): right ring finger
(Hikari: I'm giving you a necklace... That position was stolen by Uchiha Itachi... which his ring means Vermillion Bird... if you wanted to know. *sticks toungue out.* and Love? Why the Hell Love?)
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Abilities: From 1-10, State your Ability in Each Category, Now don't be godly now, no one's perfect. Not even Leader...
Ninjutsu: 9
Genjutsu: 6
Taijutsu: 7
Weaponry: 7
Stealth: 10
Speed: 9
Accuracy(%): 99%
Chakra: 10
Intelligence: 9 1/2
Any others to add? Add Them.

(Pein: Mhm... Some one will have to practice on their Genjutsu...)
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Fighting: mostly taijustu
Taijutsu, Genjutsu, or Ninjutsu?: taijutsu
Weapon(s): 2 fans like temari’s
Kekkei Genkai (No Byakugan, Sharingan, Rin'negan Hyoten, Kurama clan's Kekkei Genkai, Somo no Ko, Mokuton, Shikotsumyaku, or Ranmaru's kekkei genkai! Be as descriptive as possible! And It Can Not be the Most Powerful Of The Kekkai Genkai's! Rin'negan is! :P): Shuruki
Does your Kekkai Genkai Show In Your Appearance? How? (Doesn't even have to be in the eye!): i have natural crimson eyes
Reason(s) for Fighting (Tells me more about you!): to get stronger and impress deidara
Is There Any Thing Your Clan Is Special For? (ex: Medical Research, Kekkai Genkai, etc..): kekki genkai
Have You Ever Created A Jutsu? Explain: yes the revival jutsu and it can revive anyone but it takes and enormous amount of chakra
Do you Summon Anything To Help You On Your Battles? Explain what it is and what it looks like: a large black wolf with blood red eyes
(Pein: That Revival Jutsu Will Come In Handy...
Sasori: Why would you want to impress Deidara?
Deidara: Well, she's-
Hikari: Shut your mouth Deidara! We all know she's here for the spy slash healer thing... but she still did not explain her Kekkai Genkai!
Deidara: Un!)
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This Or That (You can put "Neither" Or "Both" For this.)
Ice Cream Or Cake: ice cream
Peanut Butter or Jelly: jelly
Itachi or Kisame: itachi
Sasori or Deidara: deidara
Hidan or Kakuzu: hidan
Pein or Konan: pein
Zetsu or Tobi: both
Love Or Hate: love
Outdoors or Indoors: outdoors
Introvert(Shy) or Extrovert(Outgoing): extrovert
Stars or Moon: both
Night or Day: night
Summer or Winter: summer
Spring or Fall: fall
Sun or Rain: sun
Hearts or Stars: hearts
Athletic or Artistic: artistic
I think that's enough.
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~Opinions~ (Make as Long Or As Short s You Want)
Love:sweep of mixed emotions and that you would do anything for that person
Hate:a strong feeling of dislike tword a certian person or persons
Revenge:u wanna get back at a certian person or persons for something they did to upset you
Akatsuki (The Organization):a group of highley skilled criminals
Akatsuki's Goal:to gather up all of the tailed beasts to create their own jinjuriki
Skittles (Don't Ask, Just Had To Throw That In There):a clolorful candy
Konaha:an enemy village
Family:gone
Friends:gone
Life:u live to be happy with friends and family but if u mess up then tour life is gone
Killing:i kill only from orders
Sadists:?
(Pein: We ask for your opinions... not the definitions...
Hidan: Jashin damn it!
Hikari: How can you not know what a Sadist is? Blah! A Sadist is a person who enjoys other's pain!)
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~Role Play~
1) "Ha! Like Jazzmine will ever be able to join..." "You never know... If Jazzmine isn't strong enough we can always kill her and feed her to Zetsu..." A female voice giggles. "Enough!" "Sorry Leader..." "Sorry for the disruptions... Well... no I'm not... Jazzmine! Why do you want to join Akatsuki? What makes you think you are capable? This is a S-ranked organization, you do know that, right?" So why do you want to join?
i have betrayed my village,i have excellent healing skills, i no that

Leader speaks, "Why did you betray your village Hidden In The Rocks? You do not just betray your village because you want to become a Missing-nin..." "That is true..." a voice from the back speaks. Legendary Uchiha Itachi. "You do not leave for no specific reason..."

2) Leader-sama has just recruited you into the Akatsuki! You, apparently desire to be a member of such a highly feared organization, "Tell me... Jazzmine what are you going to do to prove yourself worthy of the Akatsuki? Before you answer... Jazzmine, I will tell you, you have to face one of the members... and win." Who are you going to face? (And be descriptive on how you plan on winning!)
deidara and i will send my nin-wolf in front of him and i will attack from behind

Deidara senses the Chakra of another and leaps up in the air. You end up tying anyway... So... "Mhm... We are only recruting her for a spy or healer right...?" "Un! Yes. I believe she should just practice more..."
3) You're submerged within the Akatsuki's forest training, something passes through your mind. It's stuck there, you can't get it out of your head. It's driving you completely insane! Then, a sharpened kunai soars rapidly passed your face, slicing your cheek. "How lacking..." You heard an oh-so recognizable voice. It was the outstanding Uchiha Itachi himself, "You've let your guard down... A True Shinobi Never Lets His Guard Down... No matter the circumstance." He tugged his kunai out of the Oak tree. "Train more. and Don't let your guard down." With that, Uchiha vanishes. What were you thinking about that made you go practically insane? And when you find Uchiha later, what do you plan on doing?
i was trying to figure out a nightmare i have been having night after night and ill yell at him

Itachi just stands there emotionless, "It's the truth Jazzmine, you need to train harder... Now." Uchiha vanishes.

4) Kisame "misplaced" his Samehada! (Oh noes!) He's been searching for it all day, and is frustrated now, he's been destroying everything in sight, he yelled at you also. Tobi comes up you and tells you were it is. "Shh, Don't tell a soul Jazzmine-san. Tobi was bored and needed some entertainment..." What are you doing to do?
hmhm dont worry tobi i wont tell anyone as long as you promose to give his sword back in the morning ok

"Okay, Tobi will be a good boy...!" Tobi rushes off leaving you with a infuriated Hoshigaki Kisame.

5) "Art is eternal Deidara... How many times must I tell you?" "No, un! Sasori no danna... it goes out with a bang!" You sighed, you were getting sick and tired of them complaining about art. "I agree... They do get annoying..." Hikari speaks and walks off. You just returned from a tiring mission. You just wanted to sit back and relax for once, since you never get too. You decided to stroll into the forest to clear your thoughts, you just wanted to be alone. You sat on a smooth rock and watched the waterfall. "Oi! There you are!" He broke your perfect ataraxia. You didn't even need to turn. "What?" Your voice laced with annoyance. "Oi... Sorry ______... I didn't know you were so upset... I'll talk to you later then... un..." "No, it's fine. Tell me. I bet I already know what it is." "What, un?" "Art..." "Un... Yes... Tell me..." He walked closer to you. "Do you believe me? Or are you siding on Sasori no Danna's side, un? Do you believe that art is fleeting and goes out with an explosion? Or do you think that it lasts forever?" What do you say?
i agree with you deidara

"Thank you. At least some one agrees with me, un." Deidara purrs happily.

6) Whatever happens, Deidara leaves, you felt another presence. You sigh, and turn around to notice Sasori's blank eyes and usual emotion on his face: nothing. You could tell Sasori was annoyed mostly at Deidara, but you can sense he wasn't too pleased at your presence. "What do you want?" Sasori sighed, "Deidara was just here, complaining about my view of art again, wasn't he? That fool, he'll never truly understand what real art is. I'll admit it, his clay bombs, and explosions are impressive, but that's far from what I'd call art." Sasori glared in your general direction. He wasn't sure on your view of art, so he guessed you were a fool following Deidara's view. Sasori began to walk away, but he stared over his shoulder at you, "Well...? What is your answer? I'm not going to wait all day for your answer." He grunted out. (What do you do now?) (What is your view on art? He's asking.)
i ignore sasori and my view on art is fleeting and goes out with an explosion

"Whatever, just ignore me... You're just a fool like Deidara... just... whatever..."

7) You're absolutely angry at the world, everybody kept bugging you, Sasori and Deidara about art, Itachi nagging you about training harder, Kisame screaming at you, and you already know that Tobi is going to scream in your ear later that he's a good boy. You decide to take a stroll. You finally find your tranquility and relaxed. Where are you and what are you doing to relax?
sleep

Well... you sleep...

8) After you relaxed, you travel back to the Akatsuki lair, ready to face the world. (*cough* New Missions.*cough*) While Kakuzu walks up to you, "Yeah, yeah... Jazzmine!" "What?" "How about this, I'm sure Leader won't mind if I do a little side mission... Yeah, I've called for a huge bounty! I want you to come along. Let's talk about the money. I get... 99.9 percent of the bounty and you get .1 percent... What? Stop staring at me like that! What do you need the money for?" What are you going to do?
im going to let him keep it i dont need it

You guys go on the mission, assassinate a guy, and Kakuzu lurks around the hotel searching for money... while you stand guard for any witnesses.

9) Whatever you did, you're out traveling outside, you spy around and noticed Ja- er... I mean Hidan, in a crouching praying position. Hidan growled slightly. "What do you want Jazzmine? You need not be here, you're disrupting my ritual. Unless... you would like to be learn the ways of Jashin-sama... If that's not the case, leave." What are you going to do?
im going to help him like always

Hidan stares at you, "How in the HELL are you going to help me?" Hidan snaps.

10) "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!!!" Hikari sighs, "Not again." Apparently, Kisame has found his Samehada, and also figured out that Tobi was the one who hid it. "I'm going to kill you Tobi!" Kisame chased furiously after Tobi, "You're such a pest!" Tobi hid behind you, "Please Jazzmine-san save me from Kisame-san..." What are you going to do?
i dont move showing kisame that im not afraid of him and that i no that he knows that if he hurts another member then he will have to deal with leader
"You're asking for it!" Kisame shouts and swings his Samahada, but a pair of strings stop it. ...Chakra strings... "Kisame... no attacking her..." "But she's fu-" "Kisame..." Kisame sighs, "I will kill you both..." Kisame huffs and walks out of the cave. "Just get over P.M.S-ing and you'll be fine..."

11) Well whatever happened, it's now night, you're wandering around the seemingly deserted Akatsuki lair aimlessly, you hear noises and spin around every once in a while. You didn't notice anything extraordinary, just some loose cobwebs and dust. You spin around again to notice Zetsu standing bluntly right in front of you, licking his lips, "Ahh... Jazzmine-san... I've always thought you looked tasty enough to eat, but... what's going to stop me now...?" He venomously purrs. How are you getting out of this one?
i tell him that if he touches me im burning all of his plants

"Tch..." Zetsu grunts, "What plants? I don't have any... I'm cannabilistic, not a vegatarian... and I don't have a garden or anything... if that's what you think..." Zetsu approaches you, you dart in a different direction, out of the cave, but because of Zetsu's abilitiy to track you, he found you and cornered you. "Zetsu..." A voice growls, "Knock it off..." Zetsu leaves. "You really have to train more... You're weak... and you don't have enough hatred... You never will... Not even if you tried..."

12) Konan seems to be attached to you, (She's very protective of you.) You notice her in the halls of the Akatsuki, actually crying. You, yourself has become attached to her as well. (In that friendly way of course.) "What's wrong?" You ask, studying the sullen expression on Konan's face. She glances up and rushes past you. What do you do?
i let her go and wait until she wants to talk

She never did come to you. She just trained outside the cave.

13) Ha, ha... You've been drugged with a soporific (sleeping) medicine! When you awaken, you ponder about what has happened. Who do you think did this to you, why, and what are you going to do to get your retribution? (It has to be from the Akatsuki. Even if you don't know who did it, you have to say how you'll get your retribution.)
itachi and kisame,to make me mad

You confronted them about it. "That's just foolish..." "I agree..." Kisame adds.

14) Well, your listening to a song, Tobi travels over to you and pokes your forehead. "What are you listening to?" What do you tell him?
Caramelldansen

Tobi listens, most likely trying to dance along with it. With Hikari joining in of course, because she's in love with that song. "Dansa med oss, Klappa era händer, Gör som vi gör, Ta några steg åt vänster, Lyssna och lär. Missa inte chansen, Nu är vi här med, Caramelldansen! O-o-oa-oa..." Hikari randomly sings. (:3)

15) It's a humid day. You collapse under the shade of the tree and lean back, closing your eyes and relax after a huge and tiring mission. You're about to drift off when you overhear a distinct noise: the sound of a snake. You shot open your eyes. "Well... hello there... Jazzmine I've been through Hell and came back looking for you. I want you to come join me. Akatsuki's weaker than me, I can release your true power and abilities... I'll be after that Akatsuki soon, so it's best to come with me now, or I'll have no choice but to kill you." What do you do?
get the hell away from me I don’t want anything to do with you right now

"Ha, what a wit you have, but what are you going to do...? You lack physical strength..." Orochimaru pulls out his Kusanagi sword and prepares to fight, "Come with me, or I'll force you."

16) Itachi pushes you against the wall, extremely irritated at your presence, even if you didn't do anything. "You are seriously pissing me off..." Itachi glares as he tightens his grip on your arms, applying enough pressure to cut off your circulation. "Tsukuyomi!" Now that you are stuck inside the world of the Mangekyou Sharingan realm, what's the WORST thing that Itachi can do to you? (Rape or any sexual behavior does not count. :P) That involves twenty million inverted Itachi clones with pointy objects... that is.
o well that pisses me of to no end

Two million Itachi clones appear and you are chained to a wall. "You lack all the abilities of an Akatsuki member..." Itachi stabs you with swords repeatedly over... and over... and over again.

17) Hikari rushes up to you and pulls you outside the cave, "Hey, Jazzmine, I have a question to ask you... Who do you like?" (Hikari: Yo! I'd never- Pein: Shut it!) Hikari is obviously not herself right now... she'd usually be cold toward people, but... (Hikari: *smack*) "So, who do you like? If it's out of or even in the Akatsuki, I'll keep it a secret." It takes you a second to realize what's going on, Hikari pulls out a random bloody chain saw, "Tell me or I'll cut your arms off." A hint of sadistic-ness dwells inside her voice. (...? What do you say?)
I like Deidara why?

Hikari's mood lightens quickly, "Oh nothing nothing..." She smiles, "I see why you like him." Hikari randomly throws her hands up in the air singing one of her songs and walks away.

19) Leader confronts you one morning, you slept in the cave. Of course, he greeted you with his hologram. "...Jazzmine..." You rub your eyes, and blink a few times. "What?" "After some missions alone, I have noticed that you are capable of being on your own, but... I have a question.... Would you like to have a partner? If so, who, I will alert them and we'll see what happens..." (Who do you want? Could be me if you want...)deidara

"Well... we'll just see what happens... Are you positive, Jazzmine?"
20) You are hiding in a tree and suddenly you fall out. "You..." A voice laced with annoyance and sadistic poison spoke. It was obviously a female's voice. "I've had it with you...!" The same voice spoke again. You glanced around after you regained your balance. There stood a female obviously, her skin was gray, there were markings all over her body, red. Her eyes were blood red... seemed to hold a shape of an unknown Kekkai Genkai. There was an aura around her, it was blood red as well as the large amount of Chakra in her hand, it was giving off electricity. You could just hear the sparks. Her face held a sadistic shape. You are completely unprepared, you have to deal with her with out your weapons, her own Chakra level surpassing your own at this point. You were in trouble there was no one around, no Akatsuki to help. You have to deal with this on your own. How are you going to defend yourself? If you use Body Flicker Technique to transport yourself to the Akatsuki cave or for some help, you do not know if this enemy could follow you, you have no clue of what this enemy could do, so you 're left to face her on your own. What do you do? attack her randomly with my fans

She dodges every one of your fan's winds and attacks you from behind, although your wolf comes, and tries to tackle her to the ground, it's too late, since the mysterious woman moved. So, your wolf claws your back, but then she noticed another member of the Akatsuki, and decided to fight them instead. You could not figure out who that member is, though, you were knocked out.
21) It's been a day since you've battled that mysterious female, Hikari avoids you every time she can. You decide to confront her, how do you confront her?
hikari why are you avoiding me latley
Her voice deepens, "That's none of your concern..." Hikari glares and walks off.

22) You figure out from Leader why Hikari's been avoiding you, "She was extremely angry, she could not control her Kekkai Genkai when she's angry.... Who you faced in the field.. was Hikari... Second Level of her Kekkai Genkai. She'll be like that for a few days... She loses herself into a bottomless pit... She can not control her body or anything that happens..." How do you feel? Your own comrade and one of the people you're close too tried to kill you... (Hikari: It's Not My Fault!)
hm I feel bad for attacking her

Hikari sticks her tongue out, "Again... NOT MY FAULT... and you only wished you could attack me..." (Hikari's still in a fairly bad mood... when that happens she becomes cocky, arrogant, and just plain mean, which she kind of is normally but... Bleh...)

I think that's enough...
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Opinions:
(And don't put like "Emo, I hate him..." for Itachi or "Blue, he scares me...." for Kisame, don't put one word answers either. Be as descriptive as possible, I know you can.)
Pein:i think he a excellent leader
Konan:she is a very nice girl and I love to hang out with her
Uchiha Itachi:as soon as I got accepted in to the Akatsuki its like he decided to hate me
Hoshigaki Kisame:he is always threatening me with his Samehada
Akasuna no Sasori:hes ok he dosent bother me
Deidara:when I saw him I thought he was cute and when I got to know him better I grew really fond of him
Kakuzu:hes like Sasori he dosent bother me either
Hidan:I like to help him with his rituals
Zetsu:its fun helping him with his plants
Tobi:he is like a little brother to me
Orochimaru:he creeps me out
Kabuto:hm I have no interest in him
~Jinchūriki And Other Special People~
Uzumaki Naruto:I don’t really know him
Uchiha Sasuke:itachis little brother
Sabaku No Gaara:we extracted his demon from him
Sarutobi Asuma:I don’t know him
Chiyo:she helped save gaara
Haruno Sakura:she also helped with gaaras rescue

Real Results:

Hikari: Congratulations! After long, hard, infuriating also may I add... *cough* hours... We have decided that... You have made it into the Akatsuki... As a Spy and Healer. Your overall nice additude ticks some of the members off, but that's what Leader is interested in you for... Don't understand it, do you...? Well... hold on, I'll explain... Here's how we came to the conclusion.
"Why do you want her to join Leader... Explain." Itachi placed his arms firmly in front of him. "She lacks all the vitals of an Akatsuki member, and she chose Love for her ring. Why Love?" "I bet she has a perfectly good reason, Uchiha." Itachi glared at the sadistic member. (Hikari) "Prove it." "How can I? She's currently not here and I can't read minds now can I?" Hikari growled showing her teeth, sharpened slightly into fangs. "Calm your hormones..." Pein spoke boldly. "Let me finish." "I feel special, un." "...and why is that Deidara?" "Oh, nothing nothing..."
"Now, as I was saying... She would be a valuable asset to the Akastuki... As a Healer and a Spy... Although her nice personality does not fit in with the rest of the Akatsuki, if she's a spy, it won't matter, she can get people to trust her... Possibly the Jinchūriki... Her healing abilites are amazing, and let's say one of us die... She can revive them." "Ah, I see... Well, at least she's not annoying... Like a certain blonde bombshell over here..." "Hey, un!" "Now, now... no time to bicker... She will be with Hikari, since Hikari is also a spy, and knows Konaha quite nicely... and it won't look so suspicious."

Their Opinions/Thoughts/Comments

Pein: Mhm... I personally don't mind her... Her abilities aren't the best, but who cares... She's a Spy and a Healer... that's it. Well, she most train harder. Improve your abilities Jazzmine. You must protect yourself from enemy Shinobi if any one catches you. I would train you if I could, but I can't... Deidara might...
Konan: Jazzmine...? I really don't know her too well, she's never really in sight... Well, she is trained under a great Spy, so... She seems... okay... not one I'd normally hang out with... Sorry, I have no further opinions... I must go. *vanishes*

Itachi: She lacks strength, she's weak. I still don't understand why Leader wanted her. Hmm... but really, if I think about it, I really don't care about her, I mean, I don't see her at all. Never, and if I do, it's only for a split second. We're always getting sent on missions... We barely get any free time to do anything else...

Kisame: She angers me some times... the way she sticks up for Tobi. Sure, Tobi lightens up this dim organization, but some times he goes over board... Jazzmine, on the other hand, calms Tobi down, and stops the two bickering artists to stop fighting... Thank God... Except it's quite obvious that she likes Deidara... I don't know why she doesn't say anything... For a member of the Akatsuki... she shouldn't be so shy... but... Shinobi must not show emotion... Shinobi Code Number Twenty-Five... A ninja must never show emotion under any circumstances...
Sasori: Art is something that endures the test of time beautifully and gracefully... Well... who knew Jazzmine would follow that fool's opinion. Although her revival Jutsu brought me back to life... I still find her a bit annoying... a little... troublesome... From her looks, you'd expect her to be... darker... but... I don't know. Leave me alone, I have a headache.
Deidara: Un! She's quite interesting... She's a little too quiet around me though... Speak Jazz, speak! ...un... Suuuuuuuuure... you aren't quiet around any one else or so... *pout* SPEAK UN! ...That one time she went on a mission she was louder... maybe she should go on more missions... with Sasori and I...un...
Kakuzu: I have no problem with her... No, seriously... Her attitude doesn't bother mee, I'm just wondering why she was accepted into Akatsuki... but *shurgs* I don't really bother with her... She doesn't bother me... We have a mutual relationship. Only aquantinces... and stuff... You know what...? I'm going to go raid some one's house... steal all their valuables... maybe sell their house... So... I'll talk to you later...
Hidan: She pisses me off, hm... She thinks that she can "help" on my rituals. It's only me, and ONLY me... She's too... nice... bleh, leave me alone. I've spoken too much... You pulled me out of an important mission... I should kill you... but I must go back and complete my mission...
Zetsu: You really think I have plants don't you? You pathetic little girl... She doesn't look so tasty any more... Yeah... whatever... I have no further opinion of her...
Tobi: Jazzmine is a good girl. Jazzmine sticks up for me. I really like her... I'm glad she joined Akatsuki... She helps me brighten it up. Yay, Tobi is a good boy! -insert smile under orange lollypop mask-

Tobi's "Alter Ego": Hmm... So... interesting... I wonder if she has something to hide as well... I really have no further opinions...
Hikari: Mhm... She's all right... I suppose. I mean, her attitude ticks me off some times... but she's also a valuable asset to the Akatsuki... Her nice attitude makes it easier... Hmm... I should bring Deidara along for a mission *snicker* Mhmph... I have no more important details I'd like to share. I would provoke the other members of the Akatsuki... and also the Leader would kill me... -sadistic glint in eyes-
First Mission:
"Jazzmine..." Leader's hologram appeared in front of you. You were currently sleeping in a bed, at a random hotel in a small little town. You rub your eyes awake. "What Leader...?" "I have your first mission for you... It's been a week of non-stop training... I think you're ready..." "What is it?" "You must spy on the Kyuubi Jinchūriki Uzumaki Naruto... Take a differnt form... You know where he is, right, Konaha... You are in Konaha believe it or not... So... all we have gathered from Uchiha Itachi was that he likes Ramen... So he might be at Ichiraku's..."

"Jazz!" "Oh... good... it's only Hikari..." Hikari walked through the door. "Leader, I have spotted the Kyuubi Jinchūriki..." "Good... I'll leave the rest up to you... Jazzmine..." The Leader's hologram disappeared. "Hmm... what should I look like?" "I don't know..." "I got it!" Hikari transformed into you. "To trick people..." "Ah... I see..."
You transformed into this:

Not only does it look nothing like you, it makes you seem like that one new Kunoichi in Konaha... and that Kunoichi will probably think you are her sister or something...

You stroll out of the room and run into some one, "Sorry..." You speak while helping them up. Finally realizing who it was, you sweat dropped. "Oi... it's all right'ttebayo... I wasn't watching where I was going... Can I make it up to you? Take you out for Ramen or something...?" "Sure." You reply a bit hesitently.

You follow the blond bomb shell straight to Ichiraku's Ramen Shop. "I haven't caught your name... What is it?" "Oh it's... Shiro..." You thought of a name quickly. "Oh, nice to meet you Shiro..."

After a couple bowls of Ramen, and a couple conversations, you got to know the hyperactive blonde Shinobi better, and he confided a few secrets. Where he hid when he wanted to get away and such and so... "Sorry Naruto, I must leave..." And at that, you left the yen to pay, and trotted off back to your apartment. "Back?" Hikari transformed back into her normal self. "So boring..." Hikari mutters and leaves the aparment.

Leader returns, his real self, with a few of the members. Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan. Itachi and Sasori grab your arms tightly and take you back to the base. They torture you into revealing the secrets of the Kyuubi Jinchūriki... You have no choice to spill your secrets. They extract your demon shortly after. Hikari's sadistic laugh was the last thing to flood through your ears.

Ha! You died! Well, that's what you get for having one of the tailed beasts in you! (Which is wrong, according to legends...) -insert cynical laughter here-