Rai: Sakura needs 2 back off sasuke...now. Kera: I know. Rai: as long as she doesn’t go after gaara or shikamaru I MIGHT let her live. Kera: *laughs* I think some1 is getting a little offensive Rai: shut up Kera! u wouldn’t want her going after envy. Kera: I guess u right. Rai: I’m always right Kera: but what about Ino Rai: she can go hide in a cave w/ Sakura the rest of her life. that is my only condition 4 them living Kera: *laughs* Rai: I’m being serious Kera: I know me: *sharpens lighting and darkness twin blades and chases Ino and Sakura into a cave far far away* Kera:: *she and envy seal the cave with their homunculi powers* Rai: thanks Kera and palm tree man Envy: Cartman.... Rai: Shut the hell up! Kera: He’s sensitive. Rai: I thought everyone called him that! Kera: He’s just pissed 2day. Envy: *scoots closer to Kera* Rai: I’m gonna go find Shikamaru. Kera: Meet us at my house 2night, Rai: ok. see ya later! *goes back 2 konoha* Later that day! Envy: *cooking* Kera: *decorating* Rai: *grabs and drags gaara into the house (cuz he kewl when he on sugar and a good party always needs a sugar addict)* Inner Rai: hahaha!!! envys in an apron *Laughs* Rai : hiya Kera and palm tree dude! Kera and Envy: Hi! Gaara: *whispers in Rai’s ear* at least he not pissed about bein called a palm tree. Kera: Have some SUGAR! Rai: oh no. Kera you know what he’s like when he gets sugar. Inner Rai: EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!!!! This will be hilarious Envy: *shaves a cookie down wraths throat and wrath goes hyper Gaara: *takes the sugar anyways even though Rai tells him not (even though Rai secretly wants him 2 eat it so he can be hyper) Gaara/ Wrath: *run around room really hyper* Wrath- SWEAT BABY SWEAT!!!!! POPCORN!!!!! Gaara: HERE R MY LOVE HANDLES AND THIS IS MY SPOUT I AND IF U TIP ME OVER THEN MOMA SAID KNOCK U OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Rai: good Goth Kera! I told u not 2 give them sugar! Now they’re flipping the bad touch and the happy song!!!!!!!!! Kera: So wat they’re are at least funny. Rai: ok I must admit they are pretty funny when they are on sugar. Kera: just funny. Rai: ok its hilarious *rolls on the floor laughing* Wrath: BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kera: *joins Rai in laughing on the floor* Gaara: *lands on Rai’s head singing the happy song* Envy: *slowly backs away crewed out at what’s happening* Kera: *shoves sugar down envy’s throat* EAT! Rai: OH GOD RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! Kera: *shoves sugar down Rai’s throat, but it has no effect* DAMN!!! Why won’t she be hyper! Sasuke: hey losers what I’d miss! Rai: *runs over and glomps/kisses sasuke* Rai: sorry I’m on sugar *blushes* Inner Rai: NICE ONE THAT WAS REALLY SMOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kera: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA HOMUNCULUS LOVER....TATTOOED WITH UROBOROS...PSYCHOTIC MAN WITH AN EVIL HEART!!!!!!! Kera: *whispers 2 self* I guess I’m the only 1 here who can handle their sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sasuke: *Injects Rai with hyper crack* Rai: SASUKE WAT THE CRAP!!!!!!! *runs and screams like crazy person singing annoying songs * Sasuke: CANDY! inner Rai: I’m hyper but I know sasuke and candy or any form of sugar is REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bad. Real world Rai and Kera: oh my Goth I’m scared Kera: Envy...C’mere u sexy beast... Everyone but Kera and Envy: *stops being hyper except 4 Rai cuz she was on crack at the time and everyone else stared in total weirded outness* Rai: GET A ROOM!!!! Rai: I’m hyper!!!! I’m hyper!!!!! I’m hyper!!!!!!!!!! YAY ME!!!!!!!!!! Kera and Envy: *go into a duet with bad touch* Rai: *even she stops now* Kera: Cmon, hyper idol!!!!!!!!!! Rai: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!!!!!! COME ON GAARA LET’S GO B HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rai/ gaara: *do a duet on Everytime We Touch* To be continued…!!!
The weirdest naruto and fma party ever!!!
this is just a weird rp my friend and i wrote. couples: ocxenvy, ocxsasuke, ocxshikamaru, tentenxneji (sort of). we r not fangirls we just wrote this cuz we were bored. ENJOY!!!!Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
