I'm walking along the street, when suddenly, everything goes black...
...because I closed my eyes. In utter annoyance. Standing in front of me was one of those I-have-no-idea-where-I'm-going people.
"Can I help you?" I asked. A short girl (no, really, like three feet tall) with pink hair looked up at me. She then gave me a wide smile and turned to an older girl with long orange hair.
Chubby! I found her!" 'Chubby...?' I thought. 'What kind of nick-name is that?'
"You're right! You're so awesome Yachiru-chan!" the girl said, smiling. 'Wait, found me?'
"Let's bring her back to Itchy and the others!" 'Another stupid nickname, I presume.'
"Look, I don't know who you are, but can you stop whispering your secrets? It's REALLY creeping me out."
"Ah! I'm very, very sorry. I'm Orihime, a friend of Kurosaki-kun," the girl with the orange hair said.
'Kurosaki... that sounds familiar.'
"And I'm Yachiru!" the younger girl exclaimed giddily. They then proceeded to drag me somewhere.
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I was shoved in a door to find a group of rather confused-looking people. "____-san!"(I must not reveal my name...for government perposeses< - *spelled wrong*) "Hey! ____-san! Long time no see!" I looked up to see a person with carrot-colored hair and eyebrows pointed down, making him look mad, which he probably wasn't.
"Who're you?" I asked, and made him fall mid-step.
"What?! You don't remember me?!" he yelled.
"Well, sor- Ah! You! The idiot with the over-sized butchers knife!"
Ichigo growled angrily. "I'm NOT an idiot," he said through gritted teeth.
"You so sure?" I asked with a cocky grin. "I had you put on top of my 'Idiots to Kill' list."
He was about to add another insult to the rally when suddenly a woman, who looked in her twenties with curly orange hair and had a mole under her eye, jumped into the room, yelling "Time for 7 minutes in heaven!!"
"Oh SHIT!" I shouted. 'I don't want to be arrested for attempt of murder AGAIN!' I thought.
Ichigo then walked up to the woman and put a hand on her shoulder. "Matsumoto, I don't think that's a good idea. You see, we have a (probably) mass murderer in here. Along with all those OTHER phsycopaths from soul society." I punched him in the face.
"I haven't murdered anyone yet!!!" I yelled at him.
He looked at me like I was an idiot. "You WANT to play?"
"Uhhh..." I looked at the woman, and she held out a bucket filled with paper.
"Choose one!" she shouted. I put my hand hesitantly into the bucket. I pulled out...
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A DRAGON
"I got a dragon!" I shout. Suddenly, the woman starts shaking with laughter.
A very disgruntled looking kid with white hair and turquoise eyes stood up.
"T-Taicho..." the woman said between her laughing fits. "Have fun!!"
She started to turn around to tell me something too, but imediatly stopped when she saw my face. It must have looked really scary. But on the inside, I was just thinking 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, ect.' I clenched my fists. 'I'm going to murder a KID?!?!' That was SERIOUSLY what I was thinking.
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Renji'sPOV
The short prodigy captain and the yelling girl that Ichigo brought walked silently into the closet.
'Great, I have to wait around now.'
About five minutes passed, and we heard a loud scream come from inside the closet. We all rushed to the door, and flung it open.
"Getitawayfrommegetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!"the captain was screaming. He was backed into the far corner of the closet. The yelling girl was holding a giant, wriggling spider in front of him, while smiling and swinging it back and forth.
"SEE, Matsumoto!! SEE!!! She hasn't KILLED anyone, but she's probably made a million commit suicide!" Ichigo yelled at the top of his lungs. The yelling girl then walked out of the closet and dangled the spider in front of me.
"Heh, you think a stupid little spider would scare me?"
"Oh?" she replied with a grin. "You're not scared of a this spider? It's very poisonous and known to cause extreme illness and has fangs big enough to cause a scar?" She smirked.
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"Um..." I held up the picture, hoping someone would recognize it.
"Uwa! I got myself a cutie, now didn't I?" a grinning silver-haired exclaimed.
'This guy looks like a pedophile...' I thought. 'a gay pedophile.'
He put a hand on my shoulder and I tensed. "Let's see, how should I torture the grinning idiot touching my shoulder?" I said, sounding confused. "Should I chop off his fingertips? Or should I pry off his fingernails before that?"
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NormalPOV
Suddenly, there were many loud thumps and muffled screams coming from inside the closet.
"What are they DOING in there?!" Renji asked.
Ichigo sighed then said, "Not what you think."
When the seven minutes was up, they opened the door.
"HEH!! You think you can be a creep in my owm personal bubble?! Well, that taught you, didn't it!!" Gin was on the floor in a pool of blood, head being stepped on by the girl Ichigo had brought.
Ichigo patted her on the back. "____-san, you have preformed a great deed with your awesome people-killing skills. I worship you."
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A BLOB
"I got a blob..." I said unenthusiasticly.
"It's not a blob! It's a baboon!!" I looked over. A guy with funny tatoos who had been talking to Ichigo was pointed at me angrily.
"Actually, I liked it better when I thought it was a blob..." I muttered.
"What was that?!?!" Ichigo held the guy back, then whispered something in his ear. "...Eh...?..." He looked extremely shocked, then through a horrified glance at me. He started backing away from me slowly.
"C'mon, Renji, you hafta do it!" said the woman.
"No WAY!! I'm not going in there with-"
Ichigo then said something to him. It was sort of far away, so i couldn't really hear it well, but I think he said, "Idiot, if you say that she'll kill both me AND you!!" I slammed my fist into his jaw.
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A SWORD
"I got a sword," I said with a stoic face. I looked around, and no one spoke up, but Ichigo had a 'WTF!?!' look on his face, so I asumed it was him.
I smiled.
With gritted teeth.
"I will not. Let this idiot. In my bubble. For more than a minute." I forced through my teeth. The woman stared at her for a moment, then lifted me up above her head, and threw me into closet.
"#%@&$!?!"
"No, don't leave me all alone with that phsyco!" Ichigo screamed.
"Look, you have to make SOME girl progress. Just shut up and get in!"
Let's just say Ichigo couldn't walk for a month, shall we?
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SAKURA PETAL
"I got a creepy girly thing," I said. Everone in the room imidiately turned and pointed at a guy with long hair. He glared at me. "It's not girly." I actually SCREAMED when I looked at him. "AH!! THE GIRLINESS, IT BUUUURRRRNS!!!!!!" I yelled as I ran out the door. Too bad for that one.
