Summer Lovin' and Havin' No Cares..Yeah Right.

Ahh..the beach..could you say 'amazing'?. There are little pleasures in life and this I have to say is one of them. I mean comeon..who wouldn't want to play in the sun all day and check out cute guys while you're doing it? Not me of course, for I am a more conservative person and I like to read the exquisite writings of Emily Dickinson. Sure you may say it's idiotic of me to be reading in such a lovely setting but you see I'm more of a wallflower while my best friend whose is deeply like a sister to me, Kathryn, Katie for short is more of the outgoing partyer. So as I'm sitting here enjoying the sun rays and the words of the great poetist, Emily, my dear friend Katie is viciously playing beach volleyball. I do need to warn you that she is extremely good at this sport. If you are ever to be right in front of her when she is spiking it, you might just receive a bloody nose, trust me I know from experience. Anyways, I'm sitting here reading along when a shadow overtakes my sunlight and I can no longer see so I look up to ask politely if the person could move the hell out of my sunlight so that I may continue to read in peace. But when I look up all I see is a tall, tan, and very defined, and I mean very defined male body above me. Now usually I don't succumb to the bodies of the male species but as Katie would put it, "This boy is hot, hot, hot and I mean hot with two t's!" I do not believe I had ever seen a body so well worked yet not in the over-muscular-make-me-wanna-gag-cuz-I-can-see-your-veins-all-over type of way but in a I'm-defined-yet-I-don't-work-out-24/7 types. I felt as if I was going to pass out and not just for five seconds but for the rest of my life if only to dream of him. Ok so that sounds creepy. I shortly realized during my little rant that this male was speaking to me.
"Excuse me but uhm may I ask why you're just sitting here reading a book and not like playing beach volleyball?" said the mysterious man.

"Well if you must know, I happen to enjoy myself while reading the classics on the beach while getting a little sun. I do not enjoy playing beach volleyball for I truely suck at it." said I. (ha love to say that.)

"Well I think you shouldn't care if you suck for it doesn't matter how well you play but how much fun you have while sucking at it. So why don't you get off your rump and come play."

How dare he! I wish to mind my own business and read in the tranquility of my own space when he just comes along and puts his two cents in! Well we'll just see about that! "Listen Mister, I don't know who you are but you can kiss my little fanny for all I care for I do not wish to play and that's all I have to say about that." I said with the meanest glare I could muster. Which isn't much since I am really a nice person so I probably just made myself look constipated..great..

"Well excuse me Miss Crabby Ass. I was just trying to be nice and by the way, my name's Matt, if you would care to know. Oh and you know what..I think I just may have something more to say on the matter." And with that he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder and carried me to where everyone was playing volleyball.
"I dare say! PUT ME DOWN, YOU-YOU-YOU MONSTER!!" I said angrily, while kicking and flailing my arms every which way to get him to drop me.
"No, playing would do you some good. So I would just give it up now because no offense but you are no match compared to me." He said arrogantly.
Well what a cocky butthole..Maybe I could use my cunning over brawn..That could work..compliment the man and then jump down and run..yeah thats it.."You know what you're absolutely right, I mean you are just so strong and so muscular. I mean look at those muscles..I bet any girl would kill to be in your arms all night." *Cue the eye roll and the fake gagging.*
"Really? They are pretty nice. I mean I do work out 3 days a week." As he says this he puts be down subconcisiously flexing his arms. Ew just gag. Ok so I was like trying really hard not to drool but I needed to get away so with that I took off running for anything to hide in.
"HEY! You come back here!!" Oh shiznit!! Okay so where to hide, where to hide..Outhouse..uhm no..Umbrella..no..OH! look! There's a changing room. So I dived right into it and quickly locked the door. On the other side I heard a slam and the whole changing room shuddered. I also heard a few choiceful words and then some slamming fists on the door.
"In your face Matt!! You may have brawn but I have the brains!!" I said smugly sitting down on the bench.
"Just wait until I get my hands on you, you little errgh..I don't know what you are right now but damnit! Just come out of the freakin' changing room!!"
Ok so no more playing nice. "Screw you!! I'm not coming out there..all you wanna do is make me do something against my will. Which is in fact against the law buddy!"
" I will get you, whoever you are. Oh wait, didn't you come here with Katie?"
"Uhmm no. I don't know who you are talking about." I lied, quite badly of course.
"Right. I know where she lives and I can ask her your name..aah how sorry you will be." He said mischeviously and with that I heard him walk off. I waited in the changing room for 5 more minutes just to be sure that he was gone. I slowly opened the door and glanced around the beach to make sure I didn't see anyone who had the description of tall, dark, and annoying. Luckily I didn't see Matt so I quickly went back to where my stuff was and grabbed it all and put it into my car. As I was walking back I saw Katie talking to Matt so I ducked behind a car that was close by.
"..So Katie what's your friend's name? The one who was reading the book today?"
"Daphne..why? Oh please tell me you haven't tortured the poor girl." Katie said oh so lovingly.
"No..not yet at least..Ok so maybe a little but she was being very stubborn andI was just trying to get her to play volleyball with us."
"She hates volleyball. Why can't you just let people rest in peace for gosh sakes?"
"It sounds like you're talking about someone who is passed away. I mean can't I have any fun anymore?"
"Yeah but you don't just have fun, you totally scare these people away."
"So..anyways..I was wondering if you andDaphne wanted to come over tonight to just have a movie marathon like we used to have."
"Sorry I can't because I'm going out with Travis tonight for our3 year anniversery. But if you wanted to keepDaphne company for me that would be great." At this my mouth was opened in horror. Please say no, no, no, no..Please!!
"Sure, no problem. I think we'll have a great time." I could just hear the smirk in his voice. Damn him!! Great now I'm going to my doom. Thanks Katie, I love you so much for throwing me to the freakin snakes...


TO BE CONTINUED...DUN DUN DUN!! :)

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