Disney In December [8]

10:24 am, December 2nd, 2008, Philadelphia Airlines, Row 13

"Ah, yes! Breakfast again!" cheered Dame.

The girls rolled their eyes.

"What would you kids like today?" asked the flight attendant to the teenagers. Dame replied immediately, "Uh, I'll have the omelet."

"Same," said all three girls

Not much was said for the next seven and a half minutes, as they wolfed down their second breakfast. Then, when most of the food was gone from their plates, Meryann came up for air and said, "So, if there's two beds, who's sleeping with whom?"

"I'm just not sleeping with Dame, that's for sure," said Lilly. Alaina nodded. "Same."

Though Lilly and Meryann were pretty much thinking the same thing (Are you sure about that, Alaina?), Meryann said, "You know, it'd be awkward if any of us slept with Dame.

"True," said Dame. "I mean, you never know. I could be on top this time."

"And you would rape us," added Lilly. "No, I don't think so. Who brought a sleeping bag? I didn't."

No one else answered.

"Great," said Alaina. "If there's two beds, then there's gonna be some problems."

"I heard Mr. Freeway telling Yvonne Algerman that in quad rooms, there's four beds," said Meryann hopefully. Lilly and Alaina breathed out sighs of relief, "That’s good."

"Hey! Then I can't rape anyone!" said Dame indignantly.

The old woman sitting in the seat across from him stared.

The next four hours of the plane ride proved to be boring. The teenagers entertained themselves by watching Charlie the Unicorn, Charlie the Unicorn 2, The Cloak, Spatula Madness Short, two random Spongebob episodes, How To Play The Violin (by FilmCow as well), Swiffer! and Mr. Happy Face on Meryann's laptop for the first hour, cracking rape and sex jokes in between.

After that, they side stopped, so they packed all their stuff and got off the plane, and waited for the second one. During that time, they just listened to their iPods and talked about what rides they were going on in Disney World. Once they were back on the second plane, they exchanged little words during the introduction and takeoff (save for the perverted jokes).

When they were able to get out of their seats, the DS holders started versing and connecting each other in Mario Kart, Kirby Squeak Squad, Pokemon for Alaina and Meryann, and Super Mario Bros. on the DS, for two more hours, including the airplane lunch in between (though Lilly and Meryann didn't eat any of it, Lilly not being hungry and Meryann disliking airplane food). Then, being the bored retards they were, they spent the last hour talking about arrangements at the hotel.

"Okay, if anyone's sleeping with anyone, I'm sleeping with Meryann," volunteered Lilly. "Alaina, you can go have fun with Dame."

"Ew…" said Alaina, making a face. "I am not sharing a bed with Dame!"

"No one is!" said Dame. "You know, how about we steal some other people's sleeping bags, and two of us can sleep on the floor."

"I'm not," said Meryann, putting her hands up defensively. "I have a problem with sleeping on floors."

"I'll sleep on the floor," volunteered both Lilly and Alaina. Dame nodded then. "Okay then. It looks like me and Meryann are on top this time."

"Dude, do you honestly think that there's gonna be only two beds?" asked Meryann. Then Lilly thought of something.

"What if there's only one bed?"

"Scandalous!" sang Dame, and Meryann said, "Dame can count himself."

"Haha, the count censored," laughed Lilly. "Yeah, he can go count himself, and we'll just sleep on the floor."

"That sounds hot," said Dame. The girls rolled their eyes.

"Let's go ask Mr. Freeway about the hotel rooms," said Meryann. They nodded, and the four of them left their seats.

They found him talking to another teacher chaperoning the group, and Alaina said, "Mr. Freeway, do you know how many beds are in each hotel room?"

"For quads, four, triples, three, and so on," he answered. "But they're not co-ed."

"Oh, come on!" said Dame frustratedly. "But I have no guy friends! And they're already grouped! Can I please, please, please stay in a room with them?"

"Dame, I'm sorry, but the rules said that there are no co-ed rooms," said Mr. Freeway. "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Er, what?" said Dame, confused.

"I said, Mr. Zorro, do you have a girlfriend?" asked Mr. Freeway. Frowning, Dame replied, "…no."

"Are you sure there's absolutely no one you'd like to room with?" asked Mr. Freeway. Dame nodded. "I seriously have no guy friends in choir! I mean, what's wrong with having girl friends?"

"Well, we're afraid of what hormones could do to a young man like you," said Mr. Freeway, looking up at him. Dame pouted.

"I don’t have hormones!" he said. Many people looked his way, confused, and the three girls tried to prevent their amused airs.

Mr. Freeway was busy thinking. "Well, Dame, this could be a good time for you to make new friends."

"What's the use of making new friends when I already have friends I could room with?" Dame pointed out. "I mean, I won't rape them or anything! That'd just be disgusting."

"Yeah," put in Lilly. "And even if he does try to, we learned self-defense in gym last year, remember?" Alaina and Meryann laughed, as did Mr. Freeway.

"You know, I'll think about it," he said, smiling. "If you guys are really sure not minding Dame being in your room, and are really that comfortable…"

"Yeah," said Meryann. "Also, what time will we get to the hotel? We're taking a bus there, right?"

"Um, yes," said Mr. Freeway, thinking. "A bus is going to drive all of us to the hotel, and then we'll check in. Checking in might take about a half an hour though, then after that, everyone's going to get settled into their suites. At about seven thirty, we're going to the ballroom and ordering pizza and soda, and then we're going back to our rooms. We're not doing anything else today. But we may let some people to go to the hotel garden for some fresh air."

"Sweet…" said Meryann, daydreaming, as did Alaina. Lilly, the more down-to-earth girl, rolled her eyes and said, "What time will we have to go to sleep?"

"Eleven o'clock, probably at latest," said Mr. Freeway. "Tomorrow morning we're waking up at seven thirty so we can get ready to perform."

"Is that how it's going to be for everyday?" asked Alaina, snapping out of her thoughts. Mr. Freeway nodded. "Anything else you'd like to ask, kids?"

"How big are the rooms?" asked Dame.

"Well, I can't exactly explain the size," said Mr. Freeway. "Hm…just think the size of two normal high school classrooms. They have four beds, a TV, two cabinets, two dressers with a mirror, four chairs and a mini table which serves for the 'mini living room', one bathroom with a safe, a small dresser between each bed, and a window. All of the rooms look over the ocean, so you should get a nice view."

"Sweet," said Dame. Then, turning to the girls, he said, "Assume we're all going to be in the same room. Who's sleeping in which bed?"

"How about we just do it like our airplane seats?" asked Lilly. Alaina nodded; all four of them seemed content with the order.

"Are we really going to get to ride on the rides in Disney World?" Alaina asked Mr. Freeway. He nodded. "Maybe not all of them, but you'll have a chance to ride on most of them. On Thursday, we're going to Animal Kingdom, so that should be fun."

"Sounds like it," said Dame. "This is going to be totally awesome!"

"I second that!" said Meryann. "Disney World, here we come!"

"Hotel suites, here we come!" cheered Lilly.