.:TheXBestXMistakeXEver:.~A SakuxIta Fanfic #2~An Most Difficult Question To Ask

The next day Sakura took a long walk to think about her problem.Before she talked to her parents she didn`t think her life could get any worse.But she was in a big mistake.If her mother decided something,she`d never resign from it,and she would have no choice but to marry Itachi.But there`s another solution,where she could find a substitute for him,but her parents would know right away she was lying.They knew her all too well.Another problem to that idea,who would she find to marry her,and the fact that there weren`t too many ninjas around.

'Naruto?No,Sasuke?he wouldn`t accept,Kakashi?too perverted,Lee? no,too youthful.Maybe marrying an Uchiha wouldn`t be bad after all.Well...oh who am I kidding!It`ll be terrible!What have I done to earn this fate?!'she thought,feeling bad.Sakura wandered to a park and sat by a nearby bench.She always liked this park because it was very peaceful,and how the leaves whistle and the birds sing.Then,she heard something suspicious behind the bushes."Achoo!I hate flowers,I need to get meds for it."She sweat dropped.

"Come out and show yourself,you coward!"she shouted.An embarrased Lee came out and kept glancing toward the bushes.Sakura sighed.It HAS to be Naruto.I mean,who else would spy on her,other than Lee? "Naruto,come out already.I know it`s you."with those words,out came Naruto with that stupid grin on his face.The three ninjas were shaking,two of fear and one of anger."Hello Sakura."he suddenly stopped when he saw her give him a death glare."It was for your own good,Naruto."Lee said,thinking it would`ve helped,but unfortunately,it didn`t a bit.

"How long were you both following me?"the question sent shivers up both ninja`s spines,but they had no choice but to answer."T-two hours."Sakura let out a low growl,making Naruto and Lee back away a bit.She was about to beat them both to a bloody pulp,and she would`ve if Ino didn`t show up."Hey Sakura!I need to talk to you alone.Let`s get going and you can talk to them later!"Before she could speak,the blonde kunoichi was already dragging her to a cafe.

The two walked into the Cafe and took two seats at a table.Ino looked at her expectantly,but she just ignored it."Come on,Sakura.I know you want to tell me all about it,every little detail,even if you don`t want to!"Ino said,happily.The pink haired kunoichi sighed.she was trapped into the famous 'Yamanaka trap'.Ino wouldn`t let her leave until she told her every little detail.Thsi was going to be a long day...

~Back At The Akatsuki Hideout...~

Speaking of traps,Itachi wasn`t in a better situation.After Kisame told all the Akatsuki members the story,they all wanted them to hear it from itachi himself.He didn`t know why they wanted to know about his personal life so bad,nor did he want to,it would be too scary.He had to escape the hideout somehow,but they`d already found him and brought him back to the hideout.Itachi was stronger than all of them,but with all the members surounding him,he had 0 chances of getting out quickly.

All the other members except three were left surounding Itachi.He was now tied to an chair,and couldn`t break the great binds keeping him down.Kisame,Sasori,and Deidara were surounding him."So Itachi,you have something to tell us,am I right?"Deidara asked.Itachi only sent him a death glare.If her could get his hands on them,they`d all be dead within 5 seconds.The three ignored his glare.

"You better tell us everything you know or we`ll have to make you.It isen`t so much fun anymore since everybody already knows Kisame sleeps with a teddy bear."Sasori added.Itachi didn`t say a word."I see you won`t cooperate.I guess we`ll have to break it out of you."Itachi smirked.There was no way he could make him talk."Deidara,you know exacly what to do."said kisame.Deidara walk to Itachi and bent over,"What are you doing?"Itachi asked,moving away from Deidara`s face as it drew closer."I am going to kiss you,my dear."Itachi`s eyes grew wide.He somwhow knew he was going to do this.The sharigan master struggled to get free,but Deidar`s face only got closer and closer.And he moved so much,his chair fell to the ground,along with him.

Everyone in the room started laughing,it was the first ime they ever saw Itachi in a funny situation.Sasori and Kisame picked Itachi up and held him still.Deidara bent over again,and Itachi couldn`t stand it any longer."You fucking assholes.....I surrender."The three members cheered.They acted like kids who won candy.Itachi sighed.He wanted to find normal allies,not fucking assholes who were acting like stupid teenagers.

~Back At Konoha~

Sakura finished her story.Ino was a great listener,she didn`t ask too many questions or interupt too many times.Now came an very important question:"what should I do now,Ino?"Ino looked thoughtful.Then she answered the other kunoichi,"I can`t really help you.But if I was in your skin,I`d ask Sasuke to marry me!"Ino shouted cheerfully.Then she went on with beautiful kids,a larger garden,etc.Sakura decided to ignore Ino,but she knew she had to have at least 6 hours daily to talk about something random in her mind."You know?Your dream have come true,and don`t even notice it."Ino put her hands on her hips in responce."Huh?What are you talking about?"asked a surprised Sakura."When we were 12  you dreamed of marrying an uchiha and raising his children.You didn`t say which one,exacly."Sakura had to stop herself from slapping her forehead.Ino had tendency to depress her bestfriend,and Sakura said goodbye to Ino.She walked out of the cafe,not wanting to walk to her home,but to the forest,where she might find an black haired ninja.

~Back To The Akatsuki Hideout~

Itachi finished talking.The three members looked at him with big eyes and open mouths.Kisame shook his head."I didn`t think you had it in you.Hey Sasori-I won the bet."Sasori grumbled in responce.The other members came back and asked what was going on."Sasori and I not to long ago had a bet to whether Itachi was gay or not,and I won."When his so called 'friends' freed him,he disappeared into the forest.He wanted to be alone,since he felt embarrased and humiliated and never felt that way in a long time.

Ever since he met the pink haired devil,his life had gotten more complicated.Speaking of devils,he wondered where she was now,not that he cared or anything.Then he heard her voice:

"DAMMIT UCHIHA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!"

Sakura was traveling through the forest for quite a long time now.she had to find Itachi,but how could she?There was no way to contact him,or only if he`d hear her voice.Shikamaru was always saying that women were troublesome.Bullshit!Men are VERY troublesome!

The kunoichi realizied it was getting dark,and she would have to leave soon.Being as desperate as she was,she called him one more time."DAMMIT UCHIHA WHERE ARE YOU?!"And to her surprise,he appeared right in front of her.She was so surprised,she fell down."What do you want?"After shaking out of her shock she brushed the dirt off of her dress."Are you spying on me?"Itachi rolled his eyes."Tell me what you want women."

"I don`t have too much time to tell you this so I`ll say this very short."Sakura took a deep breath,"My parents want us to get married."She was excpecting him to be surprised,but instead he smirked."What`s so funny?"she asked,waiting for an responce."I didn`t think you wanted me so bad...but to blame it on your parents?How childish."Itachi`s smirk only grew wider.

It was Sakura`s turn to laugh.Men are too full of themselves."Yeah right.A woman would want a coldhearted bastered as a husband,right?"Itachi`s eyes grew darker."I didn`t say we had to get married,did I?I didn`t even answer your question.But having a crazy pink haired girl beat and scream isen`t an ideal wife either.So my answer is no.I don`t care what your parents have to say about it,but my answer is no.If they interfere,I`ll kill them."Sakura had to think of a way to make him say yes.Then,she thought of the craziest,most greatest idea.But it`ll do.

"Let`s have a ninja contest.If I win,you`ll marry me.If you win,you can do whatever you want with me.Understand?"she asked,waiting for a reply.After a moment,he agreed.He knew he`d win,Uchiha`s always win.Whatever she had in mind,it wouldn`t work.

'Okay,now it`s time for details.'