Too Late and You're Just in Time (Adoption) I know you'd gang bang him (1)

Holy Shit! You guys are Pete Wentz, Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross, Adam Siska and Andy Motrek! Holy shit I love-”
“Move it freak! The obviously don’t like you. They’d only like someone like me or Alez!”
Great. The other kids are up now and out here. Now I’ll never get to meet them.
So for the next hour, more bands had come during the time, everyone got to meet my idols…except me. I just got pushed around and insulted.
“Ok guys we should go soon. Got to reach our next stadium-thing.” George announced at about 12:00 p.m.
“Aww do we hafta go?”
Brendon Urie is…adorable!
“Yes we do Brendon.”
And George sucks…and spits and swallows.
“Burn!”
Everyone turned to look at me…awkward…
“Sorry that was supposed to be in my head…”
“Only you would talk to yourself freak.” This one girl Alexis said.
“Guys we really need to go!” George looks frantic.
“Yeah, let’s listen to Jimmy,” George, “this time.” Mikey, yes Mikey Way, agreed.
“Fine.”
While most of the guys trudged back onto the bus, Brendon and Pete ran over to me, yes boring old me!
“We didn’t get to meet Aiden though!” Brendon wants to meet me? Squeal!
“Yeah and the other kids are so mean to him!” Yayz Pete!
“I’m sorry but Aiden can’t go with you unless you adopt her.” Um that could have blown my cover Rodriguez!
“We’re adopting Aiden then!”
……………
“Squeal!” Queue looking at me.
“Sorry I’m just excited…”
It’s all good. Here, you go on the bus with Brendon and Jimmy and I’ll go get everything set up and adopt you, mmkay?” Pete seems like he’s really gonna do this!
“Ok! Thanks Pete!”
“Welcomez Aiden.”
So I went on the bus with Brendon and all the guys looked at me…awkward.
“So Pete’s adopting you?” Ryan broke that awkward silence.
“Um yeah. I promise I wont get in the way or anything! I’ll just-”
“Aiden, you’re gonna be like our little brother,” sister, “now. You’re not gonna be in the way.” Patrick cut me off.
“So I vote we all just sit here awkwardly, waiting for Pete,” Even though Gabe was the one to come up with that idea, we did it anyway.
So twenty-two extremely silent, and awkward, minutes later, Pete came on board, haha that sounds funny, with my stuff and adoption papers. He handed them all to me and then sat on top of Brendon.
“So did you guys get to know each other?” ……… “That doesn’t matter because we’re gonna look at Aiden’s papers and find out all about him!”
Oh god no…
“Ooh ooh I wanna hold them!” With that Brendon pushed Pete off of him and reached for the papers, that Spencer had already grabbed.”
“Damn it Spencer!” Everyone just ignored him.
“So let’s put those on the table so everyone can see.”
Oh fuck. Please don’t Spencer! Please!
“Alright.”
And this is how it looked.
Name: Pandora Aiden Johnson-Wentz =]
Age: 10 11 12 13-years-old
DoB: February 29, 1995
Gender” Female
Height: 4’9” 5’0” 5’0” 5’1”
Weight: 87 89 90 93 pounds
Likes: 1. Music
2. Writing
3. Poetry
4. Being alone
5. Pandas
6. Sugar
7. Caffeine
8. Computers
9. Mooses MEESE damn it!
10. Peanut butter

Dislikes: 1. Pills
2. Talking
3. Daytime
4. The “in” stuff
5. Caffeine free stuff
6. Punishment
7. Bugs
8. Snakes
9. Strong people
10. No internet

About me: You’re not gonna adopt me so I’m not gonna write anything more then this.
History: Father murdered mother when Pandora it’s Aiden was ten. Her two brothers committed suicide soon after. Both at the age of 15-years-old. Never been adopted.