"Whats the fuckin' time?" I mumble to no one in paticular as I open my eyes and squint at the clock.
"It's about 11 am" A voice says from beside me.
I sit up and see Andreas lying next to me, topless. My face goes blank.
My eyes widened slightly as I realised he was topless. Oh dear.
"Erm...What exactly happened last night?" I asked him, blushing slightly at how drunk I must have been.
"Nothing like that, don't worry. I looked after you quite well. You tried to beat a hobo up and then you tried to break into B&Q to 'see the morning wood' as you put it" He explained, smirking.
"Oh god. I'm so sorry. You must think i'm a complete wanker now" I groaned, cringing.
"No, not at all. You were drunk. Shit happens" He said, lying on his side.
"Thanks for looking after me though" I replied, smiling.
"Not a problem, gorgeous"
Trying not to squeal in delight at the word 'gorgeous', I climbed out of bed and found myself in my zebra print underwear.
"...are you sure nothing happened last night?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No! I'm serious. When we got here, you made me carry you here, and you said 'Clothes...off...help'. You were out of it...so I did what I could. And then when I tried to leave, you clung onto my arm and wouldn't let go...so I stayed" He explained.
"What a fuckin' dickhead. I'm such a wanker. Ah well. I'm taking a shower. Inabit! Unless you decide to do a runner. Wouldn't blame you to be quite honest..." I said before wandering into the bathroom.
After a quick shower, I put on a tightish Motley Crue t-shirt and plain black skinny jeans. I plugged in the hair dryer and quickly dried my hair. After my hair was carefully backcombed, I did my make up and stepped out of the bathroom and headed back into my room.
Seeing my bed empty, I rolled my eyes.
"Typical. I wake up to a really hot, half naked rockstar in my bed, I go for a shower, and he disappears. Hmm, maybe I woke up stoned? Who knows..." I thought to myself, shaking my head and walking into the living room.
"Hey Wrath" Cat said, as he took a drag on a cigarette.
"Hey...Wheres Morbid?" I asked.
"Shes still asleep. I didn't want to wake her..." He said, and smiled slightly.
"Oh...Do you mind if I pinch a fag?" I ask, noticing the smoke billowing from the small white stick.
"Go ahead" He said, taking out the box and offering me one.
I found a lighter in my pocket, and lit it up.
"Thanks"
"No Problem" He replied.
"Oh so this is where the partys at!" Andreas said, entering the room.
"Fuckin' right!" I said, and giggled.
"Cigarette please!" Andy said in a sort of, demanding way that I found to be weirdly attractive.
"No fucking manners" Cat said, and threw a cigarette at him.
Andreas took out a fag, lit it, and blew smoke in Cats face.
"Harsh" I said, and shook my head disapprovingly.
They bickered for a few minutes, until I remembered some vital information.
"Oh my god! I completley forgot! We have a gig tonight. We should be organising stuff!" I gasped.
I rushed into Morbids room. All I could see of her, was a big mass of hair, escaping from underneath the covers.
I jumped on the bed, and started screaming at her to wake up.
"FUCKIN' WAKE UP SLAG FEATURES, WE GOT A GIG TONIGHT...WAKE UP!!!!" I bellowed in her face.
Her eyes sprung open and formed a glare.
"Ahh you're awake! Marvellous! Now, Cat and Andy are in the living room. Get yourself ready so we can go practise and all that" I said, jumping off the bed.
She groaned something but I ignored it and made my way into the living room to find the guys talking about Cabbage.
"Thrilling convosation boys, but im afraid you're going to have to get the fuck out of my house" I said and giggled.
"Why?!" Andreas gasped.
"Because, we have stuff to do, and we have to get ready and sort everything out. It's a big gig for us tonight. Apparently some record people will be there or some shit. Whatever though. Looking good is more important" I said.
"Well that sucks!" Cat said.
"It does. But you're coming tonight yes?"
"Yeah we are. We'll get the guys to come aswell" Andreas said.
"Where is it though?" Cat asked.
"10 Ft Tall. Starts at 8. If you're not there, I will rip your bollocks off" I growl playfully.
"Ok, now we're deffinatley going" Cat replied with a girlish squeal.
"Well see you later than...Bye" I said, hugging Andreas who kissed me on the cheek as he went out of the door.
"Give Morbid this..." Cat said, and kissed me on the lips.
He followed Andreas out of the front door and down the path.
I slammed the door, and rushed into Morbids room. She was pulling on random articles of clothing, her hair soaking wet.
I grabbed her by the shoulders, and kissed her.
"What the fuck?! Stop being a dyke!" She yelled.
"That's from Cat" I said, adding a wink.
She giggled and sighed.
"So tonight I thought we could go in costumes? You know, liven the whole thing up" I said, lying on her bed.
"I know. You told me last week. So I phoned the others and told them aswell" Morbid said.
Morbid finished getting ready, and not so long after, we found ourselfs in the dressing room area of 10 Ft Tall, getting ready.
And finished doing my hair and make up.
"Nice costume" said Hana, the drummer of Gutterpussy who was wearing a french maid outfit.
"Cheers. You don't look so bad yourself you sexy slag" I said, sipping from a WKD bottle.
"Nah mate, I look the best. I mean come on, Geishas are completley mint" Ellie (the lead guitarist) said, twirling around.
"Don't lie!" I said, tutting.
"You're just jealous" She replied, opening a bottle of Grolsch and sipping.
"Yeah you wish darling" I said playfully.
"YARGHHHH!" Alice screeched, hurling herself into the room wearing this:
"Oh god. I knew it. I knew she was going to be a fucking pirate" Hana shouted.
"We all knew it, betch" I replied, laughing.
"Ahhhh rum...a real pirates drink" Alice sang, swigging from a bottle of malibu.
"Fucking slag. Where the fuck is Morbid? The stupid wankstain" I said, noticing she wasn't in the room.
"You called?" She said, sauntering into the room, taking small drags from a cigarette.
"Bout time! We go on, in like...10 minutes or something. It sounds packed out there" I said.
"Alright alright, calm down" Morbid said, tutting at me, and smirking.
"Oh fuck off! You know I get all nervous beforehand" I said, throwing an empty pack of fags at her.
"Go and fuckaduck" She replied.
"Ok girls, you're on" Some random person said, bursting into the room.
Slag Features?
:] enjoyed it? I thought so.
